When Halloween was first invented by James Zagnut and Alexander Snickers during the Great Crunchy Nougat War of 1876, one of the earliest traditions was the sluttening of everyday wardrobes with a display of over-abundant mammaries. So here’s JWoww honoring that tradition as a chesty gangster while hosting a Halloween party in Vegas because I’m not sure I mentioned every goddamn reality star had one this weekend.
“Ooh, that person’s on TV! Can I pay money to be in crowded room with them?” – Enough people that Russia should nuke us.
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Did she get hit in the face with a baseball bat at some point?
Yeah, what’s up with that? She’s got a case of wonkeye.
usually a sign of monarch programming
She had fillers, botox or something done to her face. Probably should have just used a baseball bat though.
Jugsy Siegel?
I thought he was going more with the Bugsy Malone…so Jugsy Malone.
Did you ever see that movie? Where Scott Baio shoots his cream all over the other gangsters.
I hope one of those candy dispensers has Valtrex in it.
I was hoping for DDT.
Love the nutty shoes. Work it trashy Jersey grrl!
chiks with AIDS are no fun!
Nice…she looks like a taller version of my ex.
You want to see celebrities in Vegas? Go to the Spearmint Rhino. It will be one of the best nights of your life.
What, no gummi penises?
We are living in the age of the single entendre.
Dehydrated apricots as Halloween treats are guaranteed to get your house egged and toilet papered.
Something tells me Jugs Malone has seen plenty of “splurge guns” in her time.
Yes, this!
Farnsworth Butterfinger would be rolling over in his grave
“Myah, I’m gonna make you rub one out, see, myah!”
Jugsy Seigel. Meh, she’d never be that rent-a-gansta Malone, see.
She looks good to me.
I have to confess, I can see having a few too many and having a go at her in some elegant surroundings such as a broom closer or over the hood of someone’s car in the garage. That outfit is pretty much made for it and, let’s face it, I am guessing it’s not something she’d object too.
Call me old fashion but I’d fuck her.
65% she looks good.
Not gonna lie. I think she looks really good.