JWoww Was Jugs Malone

October 31st, 2011 // 24 Comments

When Halloween was first invented by James Zagnut and Alexander Snickers during the Great Crunchy Nougat War of 1876, one of the earliest traditions was the sluttening of everyday wardrobes with a display of over-abundant mammaries. So here’s JWoww honoring that tradition as a chesty gangster while hosting a Halloween party in Vegas because I’m not sure I mentioned every goddamn reality star had one this weekend.

“Ooh, that person’s on TV! Can I pay money to be in crowded room with them?” – Enough people that Russia should nuke us.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. rupert

    Did she get hit in the face with a baseball bat at some point?

  2. Savalas

    Jugsy Siegel?

    • rupert

      I thought he was going more with the Bugsy Malone…so Jugsy Malone.

      Did you ever see that movie? Where Scott Baio shoots his cream all over the other gangsters.

  3. Any Guy

    I hope one of those candy dispensers has Valtrex in it.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Love the nutty shoes. Work it trashy Jersey grrl!

  5. diegoga

    chiks with AIDS are no fun!

  6. Deacon Jones

    Nice…she looks like a taller version of my ex.

    You want to see celebrities in Vegas? Go to the Spearmint Rhino. It will be one of the best nights of your life.

  7. MInky Wail

    What, no gummi penises?

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    Chinto
    Commented on this photo:

    We are living in the age of the single entendre.

  9. Richard McBeef

    Dehydrated apricots as Halloween treats are guaranteed to get your house egged and toilet papered.

  10. TomFrank

    Something tells me Jugs Malone has seen plenty of “splurge guns” in her time.

  11. DeucePickle

    Farnsworth Butterfinger would be rolling over in his grave

  12. “Myah, I’m gonna make you rub one out, see, myah!”

  13. Jugsy Seigel. Meh, she’d never be that rent-a-gansta Malone, see.

  14. Dan

    She looks good to me.

  15. cc

    I have to confess, I can see having a few too many and having a go at her in some elegant surroundings such as a broom closer or over the hood of someone’s car in the garage. That outfit is pretty much made for it and, let’s face it, I am guessing it’s not something she’d object too.

  16. Inmate 12236969

    Call me old fashion but I’d fuck her.

  17. 954-Jeffery Valentine

    65% she looks good.

  18. KoB

    Not gonna lie. I think she looks really good.

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