JWoww Was Jugs Malone

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2011

When Halloween was first invented by James Zagnut and Alexander Snickers during the Great Crunchy Nougat War of 1876, one of the earliest traditions was the sluttening of everyday wardrobes with a display of over-abundant mammaries. So here’s JWoww honoring that tradition as a chesty gangster while hosting a Halloween party in Vegas because I’m not sure I mentioned every goddamn reality star had one this weekend.

“Ooh, that person’s on TV! Can I pay money to be in crowded room with them?” – Enough people that Russia should nuke us.

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