JWoww Has A Fragrance

December 1st, 2011 // 84 Comments

Here’s JWoww promoting her new fragrance at Kmart yesterday, and I honestly don’t know what else to add here because this is basically the equivalent of stumbling upon a dead deer while out hunting. There’s just no sport in it. (Hunters try to poke dead deer in the boobs with a stick, right? Okay, good. That’s what I thought.)

Photos: Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Poison Ivy League

    Everything about this is depressing.

  2. “promoting her new fragrance at Kmart”

    That’s all you really needed to say.

    • karlito

      no, the fragrance is important too. they actually bottled the smell of rotting sperm. they scraped her vag on a daily basis and then they patented the smell. the bottle is shaped like a dildo and the fragrance is called “skank”. The Situation has the same fragrance but they took the scrapings from his ass.

      • Nada

        I’m with you, Georgio. At Kmart; god, that’s just priceless.

        And what is the name of this stench, oops, I mean scent? “Oue di gutter slut”? “Whores r’ us”?

    • akewlazzmom

      Eau de Whore

    • Terry

      That crap will be sold at the flea market. It’ll be taped to an old crt RCA tv as a package deal.Some turd wearing acid washed green jeans with racing stripes down the side will negotiate OBO!

  3. Uncle Phil

    I didn’t know chlamydia had a scent that could be marketed.

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    patricia
    Commented on this photo:

    Eau de Skank.

  5. Frank Burns

    Okay people, get to it, answer this – “JWoww’s perfume smells like . . . “

  6. Jimbo

    I always wondered what used pussy and 3 loads of day old cum smelled like, Now I can Kmart and buy it.

  7. Bonky

    Can the skank even break a smile or did she already botox the f-ck out of her face ? The closest thing she has to a smile is like Rosie O’Donnell with the smile that looks like a painful frown.

  8. JC

    I’m sure it’s an intoxicating mix of cheap men’s cologne, B.O., and herpes.

  9. charles

    You can see it in her eyes… Dead inside, already hating herself. If only the rest of the team would follow and leave the rest of us alone.

  10. Hugh Gentry

    a combination of smoke, vomit, bad breath, herpes, with a hint of pine.

  11. JC

    I’m sure it’s an intoxicating mix of lilac and yeast infection.

  12. JC

    I’m sure it’s an intoxicating mix of rosemary, Lysol, and Snooki.

  13. charles

    Come oh JWoww. Cry little baby, CRY! Say it, Kmart. the only place for White trash and hookers. I know you’re sad and lonely….

  14. Queequeg

    Who forgot to flush?

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    bonerofcuntention
    Commented on this photo:

    People would pay to smell like cooter?

  16. The Most Interesting

    I can’t make it out — is it Odie Ho?

  17. JC

    I’m sure it’s an intoxicating mix of Certs, urinal cake, and despair.

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    Rockwulf
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a small but very important distinction between “fragrance” and “odor.”

  19. it had to be said

    More of an “odor” than a “fragrance.”

  20. rory

    Lemony RAID

  21. breathless

    discover the refreshing scents of summer sales day checkout lines at kmart.

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    lp
    Commented on this photo:

    Cheap liquor, tanning spray, and remorse.

  23. Deacon Jones

    I bet it smells like a fraternity house the next morning after a two kegger.

    You know that scene.

    Your feet make a peeling noise every time you take a foot step across the beer soaked wood and linoleum. There’s about 100 red Silo cups laying around, filled with various amounts of beer, standing on a plywood beer png table. 30% of them have cigarette butts in them, that have unpealed, sunk and now have a dark brown stain drifting out of them within the beer. There’s a broken bottle of Goldschlager in the corner. The house dog is walking through the broken glass, trying to paw out from under the couch a thing of lipstick some sorority whore dropped before she hiccuped her way upstairs.

    Wait a second, where was I?

    • mrsmass

      the worse was the next morning when you got a wiff of your jeans that had inevitably soaked up the frat juice from the floor the night before. they were all crusted on the bottom and make you want to vomit even more than you already needed to from the everclear hangover.

    • Richard McBeef

      You were the guy with your pants around your ankles and the beer bong sticking out of your ass. also filled with cigarette butts.

    • Bianca

      So that’s where my lipstick was.

    • Deacon Jones

      Maybe once or twice, Rich!

      And yes, the “crusties” as we call them, the only thing that motivated me to wash my jeans in college.

      Bianca, you bad girl! I have a feeling we wouldve hit it off!

    • Venom

      I remember getting drunk for the first time on Mad Dog 20/20 Strawberry Banana (Don’t ask why) at the frat house and throwing up behind a huge rolled up carpet. Not good times…

      Goldschlager in college? Fancy. lol

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    Toxic Buddy
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s just called “ASS”

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    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Smells like Guidette spirit.

  26. Pippy Longcockings

    Scent of a Whore

  27. VV

    The package says ‘eau de toilette’ and it’s completely literal.

  28. Clarence Beeks

    Unfuckingbelievable. WHO would want to smell like this moron?

    Oh, other morons.

  29. hmna

    Eau de Stank?

  30. K-mart and JWoww team up to bottle a fragrance that smells exactly like roller hot dogs and stale popcorn. Only in America.

  31. JWoww Cleavage Fragrance Kmart
    Commented on this photo:

    “Promoting her fragrance at K-mart” sounds like a euphemism for farting in the checkout line.

  32. Venom

    What the hell did she do to her face? It just looks so awful now. She was a skank but she was not bad looking before.

  33. Smells like Pledge, Salami, Bubblicious, and the dried ink from a Bankruptcy filing.

  34. After I pay at the register and on my way out, she will be standing emotionless until I put a quarter between her fake tits, and my 3 year old son on her shoulders.

    Then she will shake up and down for his entertainment for 30 seconds.

    Who needs an ICEE?

  35. The Royal Penis

    How the hell do you package the smell of sweaty $10 streetwalker vag and keep it fresh?

    Maybe it comes with a mouthwash companion, like “Listerdouche” or something.

  36. CaseWorker

    If you want a free sample just go to any lobster pound in Maine and inhale deeply.

  37. Archies_Leach

    I’d fuck that but my dick would fall off a few hours later and I can’t have that as I have future needs and uses for it;

  38. Ruth

    I’m sure she does have a fragrance, just not sure if it’s one we want to buy.

  39. G&T

    Eau de Putain.

  40. Tristyn

    Does the fragrance,come w/a free bottle of vaginal itch cream..

  41. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Eau de Humanity!

  42. Terry

    Tons of that shit will be in the center aisles of Ross and TJ Maxx by the end of January.
    Remember Twism by Shaq?!! LOL!
    OMFG!!!!

  43. Donald Trump

    This is actually quite the achievement for such a skankho!

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    MrSpazi
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one busted face

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    MrSpazi
    Commented on this photo:

    BTW, I should rally dig this chick because I am from the Bronx, but those fake tits and busted face are just two way over the top for me.

  46. Elle

    It was a logical step. How easy is ir to re-create the smell of cheao perfume? Very, i bet.

  47. Joe Blow

    Yeah… it’s called “P-U”.

    Or possibly: “Eu De Skank.”

  48. Thanks to JWoww and KMart, now you too can smell like the inside of the BangBus.

  49. Spo

    Fragrance? More like odor. Bronzer and dried up cum?

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