I would’ve also accepted, “Wait, where’s his little red tricycle?” which was Photo Boy’s contribution:
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Not even 30 yet, and she has to walk around wearing that monstrous mask the rest of her life…
Who is this? Besides someone that can give us nightmares?
List of redeeming qualities:
1. She’s not on TV anymore
2. Her purse could be worse, I guess
3. umm ?
I think we all know that Don Zaloog still would.
Who Wouldn’t Zaloog Do?
Gentlemen, this is what doggystyle is for.
Or why paper bags were truly invented.
Wayne Newton looks so weird without a mustache.
Looks like one of those Conan O’Brien Celebrity Face Mash-ups between Cher and Sylvester Stallone.
Monsters aren’t real…monsters aren’t real….monsters aren’t real..monster’s aren’t real…monsters aren’t real…monsters aren’t real…
Fish, this might be the funniest headline in the history of the Internet. You’re a national — nay — an INTERnational treasure. Never die or go away.
Awesome headline, although probably funnier for the older end of your audience . . .
I got the reference.
Huh. JWoww is now JWhoa
Are those mismatched hair extensions or did she do her own hair coloring while tripping on acid?
I think the J-Wow glory days of paid club & party appearances may now be over. When the Snookie is looking way hotter than you it’s time to retire.
We have GOT to get this girl and Mickey Rourke together. Wouldn’t they just be the CUTEST couple?
You really have a vested interest in unmaking reality, dontcha?
This chick is fucking horrifying. I’ll never stop being amazed at how many women would rather look disfigured than old.
This is less ‘hitting the wall’ than ‘plowing face-first through a ten-foot barrier made of radioactive potatoes’.
I thought that was her pregnancy face, but It’s stuck that way? Oh my.
ever see video of that fat asian kid they claimed was magnetic because stuff would stick to him, and you were pretty sure he was just sticky. J-Woww looks like you could stick a refrigerator to her face.
So that is J-Woww now? Poor Snookie, now she isn’t the homeliest one
More like J-Whoa.
Holy Fuck. Some women just shouldn’t have children.
“Heidi, you must give me the name of your plastic surgeon.”
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