If you’re thinking this is JWoww getting a jump on Halloween as Slutty Robocop, she’s actually being paid to be SVEDKA_GRL the new “spokes_bot” for SVEDKA Vodka because apparently it’s the brand that truly understands the positives of alcohol induced time travel. For example, thanks to this post I now know to stockpile penicillin and start learning how to have sex with a tucked penis after the robo-trannies win the Great Vagina War of 2036. On that note, someone alert John Connor that puppies are their weakness. Repeat. Puppies are their weakness. Also, don’t send someone back to bang my mom. Shit’s creepy.
Photos: Michael Simon/StarTraks
zzzzz…. japanese chicks do this soooo much better
She has a perpetual, stupid, moronic look on her face, and she probably has an underlying, not very pleasant smell, but I would still fuck her until her ears bled.
Awesome post fish, (In Darth Vader voice……) “Fish, I am your father”
That’s pretty well done photography considering they only had a few minutes between Jwoww donning the suit and the crotch decaying and falling out.
That’s why its photos instead of video, the fizzing noise messes up the audio.
…And the poster child for broken faces. No biggie, a Hefty Steel Sack should do the trick.
She looked good BEFORE the plastic surgery. Go figure.
Give credit where it is due. Some surgeon put nice tits on this broad.
seconded.
You can’t say they are nice when held in place by industrial strength spandex. Good example check out pornstar Lisa Ann, clothed her tits look awesome, naked they are a disaster.
Are we really supposed to be noticing the vodka in these pictures? Because all I can think of is milk. (Maybe if they had some Kahlúa…)
Oh, I get it. Svedka’s motto is “New Svedka anti-bacterial vodka: Pour it down her throat for easy sex, then pour it on your crotch afters to keep the cooties away”.
Actually, disinfecting her throat first will keep you from infection and her from pregnancy . . .
Awww! Look at him mugging for the camera! Who says pets don’t take after their owners?
hopefully she’ll be able to capitalize on her 15 minutes a little better then the other fucksticks, looks like she’s doing a great job so far
I certainly would smash her back doors in!
I now know to never drink SVEDKA Vodka; no matter what.
i’d like to stroke her pussy. with a rubber glove on, of course….
I don’t know about the future of cleavage, but she’s still in the running to be patient zero for the Jersey Shore-created super-STD of the future.
You can’t deny the titty fairies (or doctors in this case) were good to this girl.
Puppy does not look pleased, but it willing to do his duty for the sake of humanity.
6.02×10^23 times hotter than any of the other broads on that godforsaken shit show.
Hey Avogadro, good to see you again.
In every photo like this, there is a fluffy white dog (or two) saying it all with their eyes…..
Barring the fact she’s from Jersey SHore, if she was some random chick that walked into a Halloween party, every guy in the place would be fawning over her.
And every girl in the place would be simultaneously frowning / looking hatingly at their boyfriend.
Have to agree…a bit rough looking, but if she was some random chick at a party, you’d be looking for a chance to peel her out of that suit.
and then bend her over that table. Meant to add that.
I’d have no qualms about sliding my penis into her plump behind.
I’d try to grope her repeatedly. And then wash my hands, excessively.
Agreed. I think JWoww always looks really awesome. And she is the least crazy on the show. I dunno. I can’t say I wouldn’t take a shot at her.
How much spackle did it take to fill in that cameltoe? I remember just this summer, when I rode a burro down into it and took a group of underprivileged children white water rafting in her uterus.
I love pic 8…a split second before leg humping commenced.
The ads work. After looking at this nasty skank, I need a drink.
shes not even sexy at all, shes like 40 pretending to be 23
Wait a sec… you’re saying it was HOW long????? I don’t see how it’s possible.
this chick is my guilty pleasure
i apologize for nothing
the future of cleavage is fake and used by many?! kill me now, then
Is JWoW short for “JESUS! WOW! YOU LOOK WAY OLDER THAN YOU SAY YOU ARE!” ?
Maybe, but nice bring that theme up.
“here, drink this — ill look much better after a few”
Didn’t I see this scene in Boardwalk Empire where Nucky’s girlfriend got naked in front of Nucky’s other girlfriend?
Cute dog. Fugly pussy.
Is Svedka vodka what’s making her skin look like an old saddle?
She used to look pretty good and now her face just looks fucked up and she looks empty and dead inside.
always thought she was ugly from the beggining because she’s a classless moron but she’s even uglier because of the botched up plastic surgery. they’re all ugly and stupid. drop this dumbass show and stop dumbing down America.
You think she blew her manager for this job? I mean she’s wearing a bad cosplay costume, has a sucker in her yap, some dollar store hollowe’en decorations, vodka no one gives a fuck about and seems to be posing in some guy’s basement while his fat sister, who still has her cherry at 33, pretends to be his assistant. If they’re cannibals, someone better warn them not to eat the white meat, it’s full of chemicals.
I’d pound her into a fine red powder, and then snort the powder.
JWowwCop: “Clarence Boddicker, you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent…”
Red Foreman: “I work for Dick Jones!”
DARGY STYRE
She has that look like someone literally fucked her brains out.
She needs to leave her face alone- starting to look like Octomom!!
Nope, I’d hit that.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
Someone has already had some lip injections and something injected into her face… It’s all down hill for her now!!
She looks vapid because the botox paralyzed her facial expressions such as between the eyebrows and around eyes to stop squinting crow’s feet when she smiles & to stop the knitting of eyebrows, plus looks like filler injected in laugh lines, she’s a pin cushion face with a raspy old barmaid voice.
She kind of looks like a Tron Rape Baby.
I love her. She is my personal hero.
Is her leg bending backwards?
if she were some random chick at a club I would def hit that… her tits are amazing..
I bet she could fit both those dogs up her snatch.
Haters gonna hate but she’s hot !!!!
She’s admitted to the boob job, now she needs to admit to the face lift. She’s cleaaarly had work done on that face of hers.
You too, can now smell like cunt.