JWoww’s Fiance Seems Nice

October 15th, 2012 // 24 Comments

Apparently, people are getting bent out of shape about JWoww‘s then-boyfriend, now-fiance Roger Matthews shoving her down on the latest Jersey Shore when she tries to pull him out of a bar fight which is ridiculous because these are cartoon characters with herpes instead of human souls and emotions. But if you want to be all PC about it, we can imagine what it would’ve been like if he hung around pregnant Snooki a lot near the top of stairs. “And now I wish I had a time machine instead of the right to vote. Goddammit.” – Susan B. Anthony

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  1. phffft...

    Pure class all around…

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Take some meat-fucking moron dudes, add a bit of roid rage, some alcohol, a few cups of backne grease, hair products for men, and a whole bunch of latent homosexuality and you’ll get a big ol’ fracas where inevitably girls will get shoved around. It’s science.

  3. Why is it when push comes to shove they never shove hard enough?

  4. EricLr

    Are you kidding? By Jersey standards, you’re a knight in shining armor if you don’t used a closed fist.

  5. Afterwards, they all sat down for tea and biscuits and had a bit of a chat about the incident.

  6. dude

    I don’t think there’s anything to say better than USDA up there.

  7. hoo-ha

    still a better love story than “Twilight”

  8. kirby

    I found myself cheering for the underdog. Oops, sorry, I mean just “dog.”

  9. JC

    Getting upset over domestic violence on Jersey Shore is like getting upset that people are driving fast in NASCAR.

  10. JWoww Cleavage Night Of Too Many Stars
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome tits

  11. What an idiot

    God…she really fucked up her face. She looks like the joker now…

  12. JWoww Cleavage Night Of Too Many Stars
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    Great, now all I’m getting are flashbacks of Kim Kardashian’s ass from the previous article.

  13. Joey

    That’s the biggest barfight ever? I didn’t see one punch thrown. Just a girl shoved. I guess Jersey is for pussies.

    • jim x

      I hate NJ more than the next guy, but that wasn’t a good representation of an actual NJ fight. In a real NJ fight either a fat mechanic or a bone-thin stoner would have laid out that muscle puppy and grabbed his wallet before he could reapply his spray tan.

  14. cc

    Oh c’mon, there isn’t a single Predator drone laying around unused?

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    SupaDupa
    Commented on this photo:

    For a split second I thought that was Vanessa Hudgens…..Then I saw tits….

  16. jim x

    Yep. Just lost an IQ point watching that.

  17. Edited out of the post-scuffle commentary: J-Woww remarking, “Good thing I had an agreement in place with Roger that he can throw me around anywhere as long as it’s from the neck down. The boobs have had time to settle; they’ll bounce back, if you will. The face, however, is newly constructed and may not sustain significant blows. Whew.”

  18. Michaeerko

    i like her i want to go date with her.her body is so slim .her boofs size is so good i like her chut and body i want to sex with you.

  19. i like her i want to go date with her.her body is so slim .her boofs size is so good i like her chut and body i want to sex with you

  20. JWoww Cleavage Night Of Too Many Stars
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim K waxy finish.

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