If anyone still cares about the survivors of Jersey Shore, somehow JWoww gave birth to a baby girl despite being made of enough space-age polymer to go on a moon mission. And for those of you keeping track of the apocalypse, Snooki‘s second baby should be here shortly bringing the horsemen count to three, so if you’d look out your windows, you should see crops turning to dust as famine takes hold upon the land. However, this will only affect real food, so don’t worry, you can still go to McDonald’s. Suckle cock, Revelation!
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