JWoww Has Birthed

July 14th, 2014 // 8 Comments

If anyone still cares about the survivors of Jersey Shore, somehow JWoww gave birth to a baby girl despite being made of enough space-age polymer to go on a moon mission. And for those of you keeping track of the apocalypse, Snooki‘s second baby should be here shortly bringing the horsemen count to three, so if you’d look out your windows, you should see crops turning to dust as famine takes hold upon the land. However, this will only affect real food, so don’t worry, you can still go to McDonald’s. Suckle cock, Revelation!

Photos: AKM-GSI, INFphoto

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  1. Greg

    Man, over use of Botox + pregnant face is weird looking.

  2. So let’s do a head count. We already have War, Famine and Conquest. The next baby will be Death.

    Speaking of Death. I really hope we get a Darksiders 3 someday. Darksiders 2 is my favourite 3rd party game on Wii U. Death is pure fucking badass.

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    “Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen”

  4. Well, thank goodness the McRib supply will be unaffected.

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    As a feminist, I demand to know where Mr. Potatohead during the calving.

  6. Looks like we gotta turn her upside down – get it?, “woww” upside down is “momm.” I’m sorry. I know better than to drink in the morning. My bad.

  7. Where’s Jack Palance with a rifle, when you need him?

  8. I already hate that baby.

  9. Margaret Cho is having a baby?

  10. Sorry, not sorry.

    Good gracious! An unflattering angle as she reaches for another cheeseburger.

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    Mr. Fahrenheit
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    The Asian dude who played the pharmacist in “Natural Born Killers” might not have had much of a career, but he sure looks youthful.

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    Deva
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    Margaret Cho is looking pretty beat….

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