Justin Timberlake’s genitals win an Emmy

September 10th, 2007 // 38 Comments

Justin Timberlake’s short film “Dick in a Box” won a Creative Arts Emmy over the weekend. Justin made the film with SNL star Andy Samberg who gave the acceptance speech while Justin performed out of town in Vegas for the 2007 MTV VMA’s. TMZ reports:

“I think it’s safe to say that when we first set out to make this song, we were all thinking ‘Emmy!’” Samberg dedicated the award to a real “up and comer” – his “D*ck in a Box” creative partner, saying Timberlake’s “clearly very talented and could use a break. So, Justin, if you’re out there, congrats to you, kid.”

That’s nothing. Allow me to list just a few of the awards my wang has acquired over the years: Emmy for Best Actor in a Daytime TV Series, J.D. Powers and Associate Car of the Year, Largest Structure in the Galaxy Winner and a Nobel Peace Prize. Your genitals only serve waste and reproductive purposes? I’m ashamed to be talking to you.


  1. p911gt10c

    Sad that this actually entertained me instead of a half naked blond.

  2. JohnsWorld

    Nah, couldnt be.
    Emmy’s getting handed out for just about anything now.

  3. pat

    third bitch

  4. big

    I really like his style

  5. Cowgirl

    It isn’t “hard” to get an emmy?I said “hard”.

  6. LadyJane

    wish he’d put his dick in my box….

  7. MrXaxaxaxa


  8. @ 5 Cowgirl………..LOL

    That was some funny shit on SNL, only would have been better if we could have actually seen his cock.

  9. leeks

    i thought the video was hilarious….but i didn’t know you could win an emmy for singing about dicks.

  10. Cowgurl

    true dat, TT, true dat.

  11. Penis Mightier

    7 if his dick was in your box, do you think you’d even notice?

  12. Does Timberlake have a dick or is he just a “dick”?

  13. LadyJane

    Well, I dunno. I’d fuck him, steal his wallet, draw a unibrow and Hitler moustache on his face with a magic marker after he fell asleep and run away laughing an evil laugh, like this:

  14. LadyJane……….your a riot. ROFLMAOPIP

  15. lambman

    I’m sick of people saying it’s Justin’s video…its not, its Andy Sambergs video, Justin performed in it, but so did Andy who wrote and edited it

  16. LadyJane

    Penis Mightier, are you insinuating my vagina is huge OR Justin’s dick is tiny??? Please clarify.

  17. I’ve had JT’s dick in my boybox. And in my mouth. Tasted like chicken.

  18. For his sake, I hope he was insinuating Justin has a small cock,

  19. PrettyBaby

    I gotta box for his dick!

  20. PrettyBaby

    #7 oooopps LOL Jane, stole your joke there!

    Tandem Timberlake Twats!

  21. shadty

    that actually made me laugh a couple of times LMAO

  22. LL

    This is the most well-deserved Emmy EVER. No, seriously. I’m just surprised Emmys have loosened up enough (see what I did there?) to recognize something that isn’t Grey’s Anatomy and The Sopranos.

  23. Shows that internet infamy can count for something!

  24. veggi

    If Justin presented me with his dick in a box, I’d gladly suck it, but only if I could reach up while sucking and rub my hands all over that gorgeous baby seal head of his.

  25. Justin's Secret Husband

    Justin swallows. Hee hee.

  26. farming cacti

    ‘oh it’d be better if we could see his cock…I wish he’d put his dick in my box!’

    what a bunch of low-life whores that are allowed to run around producing more morons. This is why they should raise the abortion age to 80, and put me in charge

  27. jrzmommy

    i’m so happy for him. i totally love jt. i’ve written to him 7 times and he sent back a photo that he signed.

  28. jrzmommy

    i’m so happy for him. i totally love jt. i’ve written to him 7 times and he sent back a photo that he signed.

  29. oh i see justin is tryna be nasty n cool. lol. isn’t that the same guy wit that gay boyband singin like a mickey mouse on helium?hes so fake.

  30. Italian Stallion


  31. wedgeone

    That “Dick In A Box” video was funny – that’s why it won an Emmy. The “only funny moment in SNL’s past two seasons” Emmy.

  32. That shit was funny as hell!

    It’s my dick in a box! hahahahahahhahahaha!

  33. Beautiful Deaf Girl

    “Dick in a Box” is that like “Thing” Hand in the Box from the Adams Family. Can’t these guys be anymore creative than ripping off ’60s TV shows.

    Only another 10 minutes and then the price of electricity will go down where I live and I can do my laundry.

  34. Beautiful Deaf Girl

    I got someone to read me the lyrics of this song since this web site doesn’t have CC, and there are more geeks in this video than go to COMDEX in Las Vegas. Bill Gates is sexier than these two idiots.

  35. jerry

    “Justin Timberlake’s short film?” Did I miss something? You think he had anything to do with it besides being in it? He is not anywhere near that funny, smart, or talented. That was pure Samberg gold, as was sloths.

  36. Larry David

    @ 17

    He said that the problem does not lie with Justin Timberlake’s small penus… but instead, your, HUGE vagina!

    …a pap pap!

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

  37. Amanda

    i will make a film about tits and win emmy or something like that and sing a song with my adorable voice like timberlake or crow……..farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

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