Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel: A Love Tested

March 27th, 2009 // 81 Comments

Justin Timberlake’s wandering eye is causing problems with Jessica Biel, according to OK! Magazine:

“They’ve been fighting lately,” says another friend, adding that the main issue is JT’s incorrigibly roving eye. “Justin has always loved women – singing about them, looking at them, flirting with them. He can’t help it!”
But does the “Sexy Back” singer know when to hit the brakes?
“Jessica’s seen Justin flirt, but says it’s all in good fun,” the pal tells OK!. “But she has told him that if they get engaged, it’s got to end. Things seem a bit tense with them, but they’re trying to get past the rough patches.”
On the other hand, the insider reveals to OK!, “Justin asked one of his longtime best friends how much time he’d need to give Jessica if he asked her to move out of their New York City apartment without seeming like a jerk.”

And that’s when I told him “Look, you can give a woman time to shoot you in the testicles with a crossbow. Or just change the locks.” Now, normally, I don’t like to quote scripture, but this was an old friend in a tough situation…

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  1. Troy

    Here we have a curvy woman who I find attractive. I’m not gay and I’m not attracted to women who appear to be anorexic or who look like skinny boys. But I do not find Kim Kardashian attractive. If she and Jessica Biel are both curvy, then we need to find another term or modify “curvy” with an adjective so that we can distinguish between Kim and Jessica. For Jessica is hot and Kim is NOT.

    Deal with it.

  2. Sheva

    Well she’s worked to max her figure but Alpha Dog ain’t gonna stick with it.
    He just can’t do it. Don’t dig his music but the guy is on the list of every semi-celebrity wannabe skank coast to coast.

    What a pick of the personalityless he can get. And when you are in that phase, nothing is going to change it for a while.

    So Biel locking him down ain’t happening. That Alpa Dog don’t hunt.
    He just lines’em up. Shoot wot a lucky dude.

  3. tarl

    Jessica, major HOT. JT, if u give her up or Frak it up, u are an IDIOT!

  4. Gando

    A good player knows when to hit the brakes!

  5. Nero

    It’s all about timing!??

  6. Nero

    Do you see that temporary red bump on my forehead? That’s from the last time when i had to jump on the brakes!

  7. Rhialto

    Nah,why doesn’t he focus more on her feminine hips!?

  8. Rhialto

    Great ads btw!:)

  9. arseface

    Look at those stupid iPod headphones. You’d think that people with money, especially someone dating a person in the music industry, would purchase headphones that actually sound good. What a hoor.

  10. farty mcshitface

    holy shit!, for a moment there i thought she was with woody allen.
    ol’ dusty craterlake sure as hell is rockin the lame.

  11. brit is back biotches

    she looks like shes been hitting up too much yay yo. that or timberlake kept her up all night plugging her in the butt

  12. noocha

    I wouldn’t touch HIM even if I had a big big big stick in my hand.
    And she’s probably a miracle: lookie, that’s a braindead person walking around!

  13. He wanted to look as ca MATURE FAGGOT from now on?
    ……………………..MISSION COMPLETED, folks!!

  14. Americanwhitetrash

    He may want to ditch the “hey look I’m really gay” scarf.

  15. ada

    Give yourself a chance to know, chat and date with wonderful girls or guys. Yes, there is a good place let you to do that–?–seekbi.com–?–.Do not forget to tell us, if you get dreamful lovers.

  16. hmmmm

    The best way to go about this is the old “I’m gonna run down to the corner and get a pack of cigarettes, I’ll be back in a minute.” She’ll stop calling in about a month. Next time you see her she’ll say something about needing closure, but you can pretty much talk your way out of that…or have ex-sex.

  17. Smarg

    1. She’s starting to show her age; her face is getting baggy.

    2. He’s never been a handsome fellow; small pig eyes, shrew-like mouth.

    He needs to ditch her now while he can still catch the babes.

  18. you can have a try on my own site ******www.horsemingle.com…&&&&&, there are many beautiful girls and boys here , , seems good !

  19. mhp

    What’s with the Elvis Costello costume, Justin?

  20. cam

    #6 Actually he overheard someone say that Elvis Costello was a cool guy, and had his own “unique look” JT though “Wow I need a unique look too so I’ll dress just like him!”

    Yeah,..he’s not really a rocket scientist.

  21. She is one of the most beautiful girls in the world. Lucky dude

  22. mamamiasweetpeaches

    At least two people have beat me to saying he looks like Woody Allen lately…but DAMN! Its true! Thats what happens when people get in a relationship. Everyone likes to talk about how women “let themselves go”….but men do too! Not that I ever bought into Justins tossle-haired-moppet look…..(I like his singing and dancing but his looks do nothing for me) but he sure looks like an old married man (an old married man in a Groucho glasses-plastic-nose get-up). And not HAPPILY married either. I havent seen a Happy justin photo in months. Time to break up, get a make-over and start fresh. C’mon , JT, chop chop. Get the sexyback!

  23. How could he not be staring at her, she’s gorgeous!

  24. Why are Jessica and Justin breaking up..dey look great together..

  25. Yep they broke up and he was found dating some other girl which I dont remember her name

  26. They are looking good together..

  27. Look like a old married man.

  28. Many beautiful boys and girls there!!!

  29. Both looking fresh fresh..

  30. Hilarious quote from the magazine is like, as written. Jessica Justin is jealous seeing other women because he wants his faithful would not, but he first wants to fuck other women. Meanwhile, Justin flirting with all women so that they will introduce you to her boyfriend. And if they move together, the only thing we know for sure that there will be lots of lube and dildos.

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