Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel’s ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and “Goddamn!” NY Daily News reports:
“Things don’t look good for them right now — they’ve hit a really rocky spot,” confides a source close to Timberlake, who adds that serious problems began back in February during a boys’ trip to Las Vegas.
“Justin had to leave dinner once because Jessica was calling him incessantly. They got into a huge screaming match over the phone about how she’s always ‘checking up’ on him. She’s extremely needy and is always keeping tabs on him.”
The insider isn’t the only one who thinks Biel is a bother. “All his friends think she’s really annoying,” added the source. “She’s always trying to be one of the guys. She and Justin have no chemistry.”
And if things went badly between JT and Biel the last time the singer went away for a weekend with the boys, they’re surely no better now.
“Justin is partying in London right now,” said the insider. “Jessica wanted to go with him, but he wasn’t having it. He just wanted to get away with the guys. He needed his space from her.”
I’d hate to see these two break up, so since I’m a nice guy, I volunteer to keep Jessica company while Justin’s away. That said, I should probably point out I’m a nudist, so if she gets turned on by seeing me eat a waffle and stuff happens, it’s not my fault. A man’s gotta eat.
meee | July 3, 2009 at 2:09 pm
really? “bield”? FIX THE TITLE!
first | July 3, 2009 at 2:09 pm
FIRST!!!
Quinn | July 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Move on JT why not? there’s more beautiful ass in the world that needs poking.
jeffrey | July 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm
she’s all ego…he could do better.
Star | July 3, 2009 at 2:31 pm
why is the NY daily news reporting on this? Since when did they become a tabloid?
kari | July 3, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Yummmmm.. waffles..
Savalas | July 3, 2009 at 2:34 pm
He looks like the result of Bono, Morrissey, and Quentin Tarantino having 3-way dude on dude on dude sex, defying the laws of nature, and somehow procreating.
english girl | July 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm
May be a designer dress but it looks awful on her. The colour looks cheap with her tan, and the structuring makes her look wide instead of curvy.
Charlie Caligula | July 3, 2009 at 2:40 pm
The little closet-case cheats and feels he’s entitled to it. Paint her a shrew all you want, I’d bet my ballsack he’s at fault.
bribios | July 3, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Gotta agree with number 9 there, but what do you expect?
He’s Justin Timberlake. He can bang any chick out there, and has the means to do so. Being in a relationship is the last thing a guy in his position would want. A lot of guys just do it so they have a consistent lay back home, but again he’s JUSTIN FUCKING TIMBERLAKE! All he needs to do to get laid on a regular basis is exist. This is why guys hate him. That and his music is pretty shitty.
dyke | July 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm
eww, lay off the tanning spray jessica, you look NASTY.
dyke | July 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm
eww, lay off the tanning spray jessica, you look NASTY.
hffj | July 3, 2009 at 3:05 pm
jess start wearing a strap-on and he will spend more time with you.
Jessica lick my balls please | July 3, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I have a cock I will gladly let Jessica sit on all day if she would like.
Justin needs to go on and finally pull himself out of the closet or at least hang out in there with Tom Cruise and give the poor man some company.
Jessica and I will keep ourselves entertained by playing “Hide the Weenie” as I suspect she might be a pro at it.
Cool Luke | July 3, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Hey Justin, welcome to the “Ima priss-weasel” club. Founder memmber Leo Decaprio! Such a wannabe!
puhleez | July 3, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I too would be tired of someone who was standing in the way of endless amounts of poon and partying. Jessica needs to realize that JT is capable of banging pretty much anyone and she should let him do whatever he wants because that’s the deal.
ty | July 3, 2009 at 3:27 pm
He looks like Screech in that picture
ty | July 3, 2009 at 3:27 pm
He looks like Screech in that picture
Valerie | July 3, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Jessica: you’re not hot enough to wear nude lipstick ALL the time, get over yourself!
john | July 3, 2009 at 4:00 pm
these two should both get out of the closet.
there, i said it.
Tbone | July 3, 2009 at 4:00 pm
This guy is too immature for his own good seeing how the azz don’t get no hotter than that — but hey, he’s only 28 or something, so let him bang away all he wants. Jessica Rabbit should know that’s what wealthy, partying boys will do. If she actually wanted a commitment, she dated too young.
Valerie | July 3, 2009 at 4:23 pm
You all would make sense if there wasn’t the huge, blatant fact that JT seems to have a penchant for being in long term relationships for some odd reason.
Cartman | July 3, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Timberlake needs to find another beard. She is far too fine for him.
Doug | July 3, 2009 at 4:59 pm
What marketing guru made Justin Timberlake’s “music” popular, and Justin Timberlake “hot”? I guess the same guy who made Menudo a star.
ROUGH daddy | July 3, 2009 at 5:06 pm
What are actresses good for beside a good shtupping, its not like theyre going to cook you a meal or something, beside parading them around so you dont appear gay, theyre worthless….
eattrn | July 3, 2009 at 6:09 pm
She is hot. But he has the ability to hit about anything now and until that runs out he would be a fool to stick with any chick for too long.
PhillyPhil | July 3, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Always checking up on him is her problem??????? Jessica Beil could implant a GPS tracking device in my neck if it meant I got to spoon and occasionally fork her at night.
PhillyPhil | July 3, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Always checking up on him is his problem??????? Jessica Beil could implant a GPS tracking device in my neck if it meant I got to spoon and occasionally fork her at night.
andy | July 3, 2009 at 7:21 pm
She’s a butterface and her ass looks like that of a male athlete. There isn’t any curve or bounce to it, it’s just big ass muscle butt.
And didn’t this stuck up no talent bitch just claim to be so goodlooking it hurt her career? You men need to stop being sheep and jumping the “OMG SHE”S HOT” bandwagon because PR people make deals with websites and editors of magazines to put people on “hot” lists. You get suckered into it.
She’s got a nice body but it’s manly and her ass isn’t close to being the best.
Alli Watermelon | July 3, 2009 at 10:28 pm
#19..since when does one have to BE hot to wear nude lipstick? That was the the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen typed on here. No shit. Congrats on that. Anyway, she should lay off the plastic surgery (nose, lip injections, etc.) but she’s still a pretty female. Justin on the other hand…he’s hot due to his talent (which she seems to have none of) in dancing and singing. Besides that, he’s a fugly. That is all.
justin timberlake, I'm here for you | July 3, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Dear Justin Timberlake,
If you ever want to “beat out” any frustration, then beat it into my vagina really hard.
Sincerely yours,
*
Hehehehehehe! I think his music is shitty, but I can’t lie that he would be useful for fucking me….riding his cock until I past out….hehehehehe. And btw, jessica biel is so annoying to look at. I didn’t care before, but I can see how he grew tired of this muscle looking he-she.
justin timberlake, I'm here for you | July 3, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Dear Justin Timberlake,
If you ever want to “beat out” any frustration, then beat it into my vagina really hard.
Sincerely yours,
*
Hehehehehehe! I think his music is shitty, but I can’t lie that he would be useful for fucking me….riding his cock until I past out….hehehehehe. And btw, jessica biel is so annoying to look at. I didn’t care before, but I can see how he grew tired of this muscle looking he-she.
justin timberlake, I'm here for you | July 3, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Dear Justin Timberlake,
If you ever want to “beat out” any frustration, then beat it into my vagina really hard.
Sincerely yours,
*
Hehehehehehe! I think his music is shitty, but I can’t lie that he would be useful for fucking me….riding his cock until I past out….hehehehehe. And btw, jessica biel is so annoying to look at. I didn’t care before, but I can see how he grew tired of this muscle looking he-she.
Eric W. | July 4, 2009 at 1:36 am
Once again showing that, with most beautiful women, someone is tired of their shit.
captain america | July 4, 2009 at 1:49 am
are HE & AMERICA ready for FAGGOTS now, folks?
Darth | July 4, 2009 at 8:29 am
Maybe she should arch her back just a little bit more?
Galtacticus | July 4, 2009 at 8:33 am
Is there any contortionist course in her area?
nate255 | July 4, 2009 at 8:59 am
It’s the return of the nerdy garage mechanic from the old Rockford Files – Fred Beamer.
Martina | July 4, 2009 at 11:48 am
Translation (in English):
“Jessica won’t take it in the ass”
lola | July 4, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Jessica Biel is a strong fierce woman. I think she trumps JT when they go out. They don’t seem like the perfect couple so if they are going to break up they shoudn’t waste to long doing so
Charley Kane | July 5, 2009 at 12:45 am
Timberlake is an ugly nerd and she can do better.
kyle1988 | July 5, 2009 at 9:23 am
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MyGod | July 5, 2009 at 9:55 am
They look like a dull couple anyway. He is basically using her to prove others he’s not gay just like he was with Cameron who is donkey yrs his senior. No.33, you are sick! If he could pass you out with his cock, Britney could have been passed out 5 yrs ago with 5 kids with him.
BrandiLye | July 5, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Justin is more feminine than Ms. Biel. “Run, Jessica!” Or walk, since he’s throwing the whole thing out anyway.
PDS | July 5, 2009 at 9:45 pm
#29: My, my, my, for a “guy” named “Andy” your obsession with men’s asses speaks volumes about your true sexual orientation.
WesB | July 5, 2009 at 10:06 pm
I don’t buy this crap at all, nothing but a headline.
jhbskvgn | July 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm
If I were her I’d dump him, she should get all the hot guys while she’s still young.
digital camera memory cards | June 8, 2010 at 7:57 am
The man so nice to see their own Azz than that – hey, but that only 28 or something, she throws away all he wants to come do not get any hotter is immature. Jessica Rabbit is rich know that, guys should be partying. If he really wanted a commitment, he dated the young.