Justin Timberlake is tired of Jessica Biel

July 3rd, 2009 // 48 Comments

Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel’s ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and “Goddamn!” NY Daily News reports:

“Things don’t look good for them right now — they’ve hit a really rocky spot,” confides a source close to Timberlake, who adds that serious problems began back in February during a boys’ trip to Las Vegas.
“Justin had to leave dinner once because Jessica was calling him incessantly. They got into a huge screaming match over the phone about how she’s always ‘checking up’ on him. She’s extremely needy and is always keeping tabs on him.”
The insider isn’t the only one who thinks Biel is a bother. “All his friends think she’s really annoying,” added the source. “She’s always trying to be one of the guys. She and Justin have no chemistry.”
And if things went badly between JT and Biel the last time the singer went away for a weekend with the boys, they’re surely no better now.
“Justin is partying in London right now,” said the insider. “Jessica wanted to go with him, but he wasn’t having it. He just wanted to get away with the guys. He needed his space from her.”

I’d hate to see these two break up, so since I’m a nice guy, I volunteer to keep Jessica company while Justin’s away. That said, I should probably point out I’m a nudist, so if she gets turned on by seeing me eat a waffle and stuff happens, it’s not my fault. A man’s gotta eat.

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  1. meee

    really? “bield”? FIX THE TITLE!

  2. first

    FIRST!!!

  3. Quinn

    Move on JT why not? there’s more beautiful ass in the world that needs poking.

  4. jeffrey

    she’s all ego…he could do better.

  5. Star

    why is the NY daily news reporting on this? Since when did they become a tabloid?

  6. kari

    Yummmmm.. waffles..

  7. Savalas

    He looks like the result of Bono, Morrissey, and Quentin Tarantino having 3-way dude on dude on dude sex, defying the laws of nature, and somehow procreating.

  8. May be a designer dress but it looks awful on her. The colour looks cheap with her tan, and the structuring makes her look wide instead of curvy.

  9. Charlie Caligula

    The little closet-case cheats and feels he’s entitled to it. Paint her a shrew all you want, I’d bet my ballsack he’s at fault.

  10. bribios

    Gotta agree with number 9 there, but what do you expect?

    He’s Justin Timberlake. He can bang any chick out there, and has the means to do so. Being in a relationship is the last thing a guy in his position would want. A lot of guys just do it so they have a consistent lay back home, but again he’s JUSTIN FUCKING TIMBERLAKE! All he needs to do to get laid on a regular basis is exist. This is why guys hate him. That and his music is pretty shitty.

  11. dyke

    eww, lay off the tanning spray jessica, you look NASTY.

  12. dyke

    eww, lay off the tanning spray jessica, you look NASTY.

  13. hffj

    jess start wearing a strap-on and he will spend more time with you.

  14. Jessica lick my balls please

    I have a cock I will gladly let Jessica sit on all day if she would like.

    Justin needs to go on and finally pull himself out of the closet or at least hang out in there with Tom Cruise and give the poor man some company.

    Jessica and I will keep ourselves entertained by playing “Hide the Weenie” as I suspect she might be a pro at it.

  15. Cool Luke

    Hey Justin, welcome to the “Ima priss-weasel” club. Founder memmber Leo Decaprio! Such a wannabe!

  16. puhleez

    I too would be tired of someone who was standing in the way of endless amounts of poon and partying. Jessica needs to realize that JT is capable of banging pretty much anyone and she should let him do whatever he wants because that’s the deal.

  17. ty

    He looks like Screech in that picture

  18. ty

    He looks like Screech in that picture

  19. Valerie

    Jessica: you’re not hot enough to wear nude lipstick ALL the time, get over yourself!

  20. john

    these two should both get out of the closet.
    there, i said it.

  21. Tbone

    This guy is too immature for his own good seeing how the azz don’t get no hotter than that — but hey, he’s only 28 or something, so let him bang away all he wants. Jessica Rabbit should know that’s what wealthy, partying boys will do. If she actually wanted a commitment, she dated too young.

  22. Valerie

    You all would make sense if there wasn’t the huge, blatant fact that JT seems to have a penchant for being in long term relationships for some odd reason.

  23. Cartman

    Timberlake needs to find another beard. She is far too fine for him.

  24. Doug

    What marketing guru made Justin Timberlake’s “music” popular, and Justin Timberlake “hot”? I guess the same guy who made Menudo a star.

  25. What are actresses good for beside a good shtupping, its not like theyre going to cook you a meal or something, beside parading them around so you dont appear gay, theyre worthless….

  26. She is hot. But he has the ability to hit about anything now and until that runs out he would be a fool to stick with any chick for too long.

  27. PhillyPhil

    Always checking up on him is her problem??????? Jessica Beil could implant a GPS tracking device in my neck if it meant I got to spoon and occasionally fork her at night.

  28. PhillyPhil

    Always checking up on him is his problem??????? Jessica Beil could implant a GPS tracking device in my neck if it meant I got to spoon and occasionally fork her at night.

  29. andy

    She’s a butterface and her ass looks like that of a male athlete. There isn’t any curve or bounce to it, it’s just big ass muscle butt.
    And didn’t this stuck up no talent bitch just claim to be so goodlooking it hurt her career? You men need to stop being sheep and jumping the “OMG SHE”S HOT” bandwagon because PR people make deals with websites and editors of magazines to put people on “hot” lists. You get suckered into it.
    She’s got a nice body but it’s manly and her ass isn’t close to being the best.

  30. #19..since when does one have to BE hot to wear nude lipstick? That was the the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen typed on here. No shit. Congrats on that. Anyway, she should lay off the plastic surgery (nose, lip injections, etc.) but she’s still a pretty female. Justin on the other hand…he’s hot due to his talent (which she seems to have none of) in dancing and singing. Besides that, he’s a fugly. That is all.

  31. justin timberlake, I'm here for you

    Dear Justin Timberlake,
    If you ever want to “beat out” any frustration, then beat it into my vagina really hard.

    Sincerely yours,
    *

    Hehehehehehe! I think his music is shitty, but I can’t lie that he would be useful for fucking me….riding his cock until I past out….hehehehehe. And btw, jessica biel is so annoying to look at. I didn’t care before, but I can see how he grew tired of this muscle looking he-she.

  32. justin timberlake, I'm here for you

    Dear Justin Timberlake,
    If you ever want to “beat out” any frustration, then beat it into my vagina really hard.

    Sincerely yours,
    *

    Hehehehehehe! I think his music is shitty, but I can’t lie that he would be useful for fucking me….riding his cock until I past out….hehehehehe. And btw, jessica biel is so annoying to look at. I didn’t care before, but I can see how he grew tired of this muscle looking he-she.

  33. justin timberlake, I'm here for you

    Dear Justin Timberlake,
    If you ever want to “beat out” any frustration, then beat it into my vagina really hard.

    Sincerely yours,
    *

    Hehehehehehe! I think his music is shitty, but I can’t lie that he would be useful for fucking me….riding his cock until I past out….hehehehehe. And btw, jessica biel is so annoying to look at. I didn’t care before, but I can see how he grew tired of this muscle looking he-she.

  34. Eric W.

    Once again showing that, with most beautiful women, someone is tired of their shit.

  35. captain america

    are HE & AMERICA ready for FAGGOTS now, folks?

  36. Darth

    Maybe she should arch her back just a little bit more?

  37. Galtacticus

    Is there any contortionist course in her area?

  38. nate255

    It’s the return of the nerdy garage mechanic from the old Rockford Files – Fred Beamer.

  39. Martina

    Translation (in English):

    “Jessica won’t take it in the ass”

  40. lola

    Jessica Biel is a strong fierce woman. I think she trumps JT when they go out. They don’t seem like the perfect couple so if they are going to break up they shoudn’t waste to long doing so

  41. Timberlake is an ugly nerd and she can do better.

  42. kyle1988

    today i found something amusing about them on –**KissCougar.com**—a hot place to share hot videos and photos!!!
    there r many beautiful and rich ladies put their hot photos and cell numember on this site ,in order to dating young men ,
    so u can dating a rich and sexy woman for free .Come On!!

  43. MyGod

    They look like a dull couple anyway. He is basically using her to prove others he’s not gay just like he was with Cameron who is donkey yrs his senior. No.33, you are sick! If he could pass you out with his cock, Britney could have been passed out 5 yrs ago with 5 kids with him.

  44. BrandiLye

    Justin is more feminine than Ms. Biel. “Run, Jessica!” Or walk, since he’s throwing the whole thing out anyway.

  45. PDS

    #29: My, my, my, for a “guy” named “Andy” your obsession with men’s asses speaks volumes about your true sexual orientation.

  46. I don’t buy this crap at all, nothing but a headline.

  47. jhbskvgn

    If I were her I’d dump him, she should get all the hot guys while she’s still young.

  48. The man so nice to see their own Azz than that – hey, but that only 28 or something, she throws away all he wants to come do not get any hotter is immature. Jessica Rabbit is rich know that, guys should be partying. If he really wanted a commitment, he dated the young.

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