Justin Timberlake is tired of Jessica Biel

Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel’s ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and “Goddamn!” NY Daily News reports:

“Things don’t look good for them right now — they’ve hit a really rocky spot,” confides a source close to Timberlake, who adds that serious problems began back in February during a boys’ trip to Las Vegas.
“Justin had to leave dinner once because Jessica was calling him incessantly. They got into a huge screaming match over the phone about how she’s always ‘checking up’ on him. She’s extremely needy and is always keeping tabs on him.”
The insider isn’t the only one who thinks Biel is a bother. “All his friends think she’s really annoying,” added the source. “She’s always trying to be one of the guys. She and Justin have no chemistry.”
And if things went badly between JT and Biel the last time the singer went away for a weekend with the boys, they’re surely no better now.
“Justin is partying in London right now,” said the insider. “Jessica wanted to go with him, but he wasn’t having it. He just wanted to get away with the guys. He needed his space from her.”

I’d hate to see these two break up, so since I’m a nice guy, I volunteer to keep Jessica company while Justin’s away. That said, I should probably point out I’m a nudist, so if she gets turned on by seeing me eat a waffle and stuff happens, it’s not my fault. A man’s gotta eat.

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