- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in the full New Moon trailer. [PopEater[
- Robert Downey Jr. in track pants carrying a man purse. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip]
- Audrina Patridge and her wonky breasts get denied a chance on Dancing with the Stars by MTV. [Celebslam]
- Nick Lachey probably masturbates with his tears a lot. [The Blemish]
- Rachel McAdams does The Daily Show. [PopSugar]
- Jennifer Aniston will sing in her next movie. Hopefully as a topless ninja or else that movie’s gonna bomb. [Just Jared]
Photos: Flynet
debagger | August 14, 2009 at 5:02 pm
I’d do him
novicenurse | August 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm
First?
youwishyourwerethird | August 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm
im always third, you wish this was you
Dre | August 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Biker? I think not. Is that a Honda? Get a real bike JT.
jules | August 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm
everybody would do him
angelchrome | August 14, 2009 at 5:14 pm
He needs to put on a real helmet. Bikers, wear your fucking helmets! You only get the one skull!
jules | August 14, 2009 at 5:19 pm
angelchrome, I watched the movie, when biker died coz didn’t wear helmet
angelchrome | August 14, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I don’t know about movies, but a good friend of mine died last year because his stupid ass didn’t wear a helmet. Wear real helmets, folks.
jess | August 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Timberlake & Brad Pitt could form a bad boy motorcycle club…The Posers?
Assless Chaps | August 14, 2009 at 5:55 pm
That’s actually a Harley. He must be a total badass then.
t-bone jenkins | August 14, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Looks like Justin’s on his way to the ol’ gay bar…I wonder if he’s going to change into his assless chaps when he gets there…
Zutes | August 14, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I bet he has the baffles removed too, for the loudest pipes possible. Typical weekend warrior asshole.
deddog | August 14, 2009 at 6:21 pm
@4 dre haha you fucking hater, that’s a fat boy or a soft tail… 100% harley… i bet you drive a kia… matter of fact i imagine alot of people posting on this site drive a kia
Sampson | August 14, 2009 at 6:35 pm
@dedog – a fat boy is a Softail.
Can’t tell much from the picture, but it’s definitely some variation of the Softail. The front end looks like it’s taken from the Dyna Fatboy (the bars and the headlamp mount to the triple tree). The wheels are custom – never seen a stock Harley with anything like that.
Zutes | August 14, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Only two types of guys ride harley’s and choppers. Old ass homeless dudes who will shank you for a beer, and weekend warriors.
Enjoy it harley fans, drink that shit up.
john | August 14, 2009 at 6:50 pm
stop trying to be like brad pitt
Dre | August 14, 2009 at 7:01 pm
@deog – You don’t even know that fat boy and a softail are the same thing and you’re talking smack? LOL.
Go get a set of training wheels, then a scooter, then a boyfriend…and ride off a cliff. Thx!
jt | August 14, 2009 at 7:12 pm
what a douchebag
Albin Bainbridge | August 14, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Yeah, JT can’t do tough. If anything, the leather clothes and bike only emphasize his pussiness. Like a little kid prancing around in his dad’s clothes.
If Timberlake snuck up on me in a dark alley I would tell him I didn’t swing that way and he should work some other corner.
datroof | August 14, 2009 at 8:37 pm
All leather (black), shiny chrome helmet and a harley?
I just checked the wikipedia and that means you’re really ruff n tuff.
Dread not | August 14, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Jessica Biel would be more believable riding that iron horse, than, Justin Timberflake. Dude… no. Then when a TMZ cameraman asked him what was in the napsack, Timberflake threw him some ‘tude? The man makes the bike and the leather, Timberflake, the bike and the leather doesn’t make the man. Shouldn’t there be two huge black, round rears on that helmet? Mickey Mouses’ Sewer Rats, the equivalent of, Hell’s Angels. Give me a break.
Canada | August 14, 2009 at 11:59 pm
I think his helmet is on backwards!!!! Notice how the ears holes aren’t being used by his ears!!!!! Your funny JT
yomomma | August 15, 2009 at 1:03 am
@Sampson – You corrected dedog about the Fat Boy being a softail and that was very nice because that statement is very true. But what is a Dyna Fat Boy??? If dedog was smart he could have made fun of you back. But I’ll take the pleasure!
Sickitten | August 15, 2009 at 1:33 am
Problem with him is…he just ain’t that good looking.
Rhialto | August 15, 2009 at 4:59 am
That biker helmet looks cool but i wonder if that’s going to save his life when ever he gets involved in a serious accident.
Darth | August 15, 2009 at 5:05 am
Does this helmet get delivered together with a shoehorn? Could be handy after an accident.
AmericanWhiteTrash | August 15, 2009 at 8:10 am
He is so hard core. What a bad ass…
aprilstp | August 15, 2009 at 9:26 am
No surprise about about Downey’s man purse…after all he sleeps with Jude Law in their Sherlock Holmes movie. Way to go Guy Ritchie.
Tell the truth | August 15, 2009 at 9:36 am
Justin got more money than you broke a$$ that are sitting on your couches hooked to your pc bi#ching.
Narcissist | August 15, 2009 at 9:41 am
I’d get a helmet with a jaw gaurd, not a dog water bowl.
I’d get an MTT because they don’t sound like elephants with diarrhea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3HqBjpTmBM&translated=1
datroof | August 15, 2009 at 10:22 am
How did the streets of Beverly Hills ever survive the rampage of this ruthless badass.
Seriously though, that’s actually the “Brando Package” from Harley Davidson of Beverly Hills: Brand new Harley (black). Brand new leather jacket (black) w/American flag patch and skull logo patch. Brand new t-shirt (black). Brand new too-long jeans (black) so you can wear ridiculous cuffs like they did in the 50′s. Brand new helmet (chrome).
I imagine him walking into the Harley store asking for a “hog” and “duds”. They ask which bike he’s interested in and he says “black”. After having the “cool” clothes pointed out to him he grabs them off the rack and changes while they push the bike out to the curb. He winks at himself in the mirror while telling the salesperson to “bill me”, and motors away (only stalling twice) to find the nearest pack of paparazzi.
clpierced | August 15, 2009 at 11:01 am
its sad i am still hot for justin timberlake. but for real he has gotten hotter over the years. he probably would be an amazing fuck. but probably get himself off and leave me hanging. yeah the honest truth. fuckk
Max Planck | August 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I didn’t think he could ride a two wheeler.
All Women Stalker | August 15, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Overcompensating? He looks kinda hot, tho.
-meream
Aerialgreen | August 15, 2009 at 1:49 pm
@31: that’s exactly what happened, I’m pretty sure… except we don’t see the fleet of bodyguards following him, battling to stay on course because of their massive eye-rolling seizures.
Meseret Hailu | August 15, 2009 at 2:40 pm
sissy boy. just i need a pan firend and good relation siph plece writh me
XX | August 15, 2009 at 3:17 pm
It surely isn’t the first time he was seen driving a motorcycle with a helmet on. Old news is old.
4_is_an_idiot | August 15, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@4, Don’t be a douche bag. All Honda’s are water cooled. This big is not. It is a custom bike most likely based off of a Harley frame with an S&S motor. It’s actually a pretty sweet setup.
Save yourself, and shut the hell up… it’s obvious you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
Also… a bike by any manufacturere is a “real” bike you moron.
DJ | August 15, 2009 at 3:26 pm
What a f@ckin’ fag!!!
DJ | August 15, 2009 at 3:26 pm
What a f@ckin’ fag!!!
Kerry Davis | August 15, 2009 at 3:41 pm
He looks like a goober with that Harley helmet. The helmet is soo uncool.
gil | August 15, 2009 at 9:02 pm
fuck
Aurelia | August 15, 2009 at 9:52 pm
God, he is such a tool.
ash | August 16, 2009 at 8:37 am
i hope he crashes the fucking thing into oncoming traffic.
VicLady | August 16, 2009 at 9:11 am
He is gorgeous….if only britney would have stayed with him.
devilsrain | August 16, 2009 at 10:44 am
Funny thing is he rode it 5 ft and got off. IM A BIKER NOW!!!!!
kimberly515 | August 16, 2009 at 11:30 am
Wow nice bike
stretch mark removal
RichPort Is One Gay Motherfucker | August 16, 2009 at 12:29 pm
31. You fucking nailed the bitch.
39. 40. What he said.
Seriously, does anyone believe that Timberlake isn’t into dudes? Anyone at all?
…
*crickets*
Melissa | August 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Oh my god, that Robert Downing, Jr. post was fucking hilarious.
RichPort's Gay Puerto Rican Jersey-Lovin' Sphincter | August 17, 2009 at 1:38 am
In case any of you fanboys are interested in posing like your boy JT, you’ll need to find that elusive homo chrome dome he’s wearing.
Click the link, asshats. You’re welcome, but you’ll have to look up the gay jacket on your own. My charity has limits.