Justin Timberlake fights with Cameron Diaz, gets angry

January 17th, 2007 // 72 Comments
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Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake got into a fight at Prince’s Golden Globes afterparty when Cameron saw Justin talking to Jessical Biel. Cameron reportedly followed Justin to the rooftop of the Beverly Wilshire hotel for the party where she saw him flirting with Biel and “blew up” at her.

Diaz walked away, Timberlake followed, and the two were soon spotted engaged in an intense 40-minute face-off in a side room. Diaz reemerged looking composed, but not before Timberlake held his head in his hands and, says a witness, “slammed his fist (down) into a cabinet.”

If I was Cameron Diaz I’d be threatened by Jessica Biel too. Not only is Jessica a real live woman and not some mouth experiment gone wrong, but in a real fight Jessica would just tear her in half. The only way Cameron would win is if she had a gun. And by gun I mean bazooka. And by bazooka I mean Jessica Biel showed up to the fight already dead.

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  1. ponk

    cameron diaz threw up on jessica? wtf?!
    anyway, don’t worry cameron, when all of these hot skankilicious women get tired of DIAB, and it will be soon, he’ll be just as washed up as you, and you can have him back.

  2. He’s an actor now. He’s gotta show his range.

  3. HughJorganthethird

    JT’s anaconda don’t want some unless it’s got buns, hon

  4. flyonwall

    “Hi! I’ve always wanted to talk to you. You know, for some reason I’m drawn to butts. I like yours, even though you’re a girl – it reminds me of a young John Travolta.”

    “Thanks! I’ve always been drawn to the same sex, so we have lots in common. Have you been looking for a new beard? Mine’s like you in a public men’s room – a pro ballplayer.”

    “Wait…do you smell blackhead ointment and clown makeup???”

  5. Craig & "em"

    I first noticed Jessica’s heiney while watching Bill Maher’s HBO show. He did a side by side comparison of J.Lo’s booty and Jessica Biel’s booty and they looked close to the same size!

    Now I’m not crazy enough to say Jessica has a better looking heiney (yeah…I like saying heiney) than J.Lo, but as a famous News Reporter once said…”she has an absolutely breath-taking heiney. I mean, that thing’s good. I wanna be friends with it.”

  6. Look at how her tiny waist curves into that scrumptious round ass.Jeter is one lucky bastard.

  7. MrSemprini

    First time I saw Cameron Diaz was in ‘The Mask’. She looked good then. Now, my dog looks better. And, she’s old. The dog, I mean. Well, my dog, not Cameron, the dog, I mean, um. Dang.

  8. Ain’t that a bitch! Typical psycho ex. If I had a dime for everytime I saw that scenerio played out, I could dig Gary Coleman out of debt. I see nothing but grudge fucks and ruined relationships in JT’s future. Just needs to move out of the country.

  9. Pwnstar

    Damn! I would snatch that ass up for days! I have never seen such an ass on a white woman!

  10. ResidentX

    FANTASSTIC!!

  11. woodhorse

    there are prettier women on CarpeMundus. Lots of them. It’s depressing. (I’m a hetero woman)

  12. rebecca

    I totally called this!!
    During the Golden Globes when Biel was on stage the camera showed Justin. You could just tell what he was thinking by the look on his face!

  13. fadeintou

    I think it’s a normal reaction from Cameron to be angry and hurt seeing her now ex bf flirting with another woman after a 3 year relationship and only being broken up a few weeks. It must be a really tough situation having such a public relationship and now a very public break-up. It seems like Justin is back in the game and it looks like he is happy. Cameron on the other hand is gonna need a lot of time to get over Justin. Justin wasn’t at the People’s Choice Awards last week and now I know why. Both Justin and Cameron both won an award. Did you guys watch last week? If not you can see highlights and behind the scene footage at http://www.pcavote.com I’m with the People’s Choice Community so check it out and belong!

  14. MuchaCerveza

    Yes, what a great ass, and No, not everyone can get an ass like that by working out, you need to have something there in the first place. She’s not even sticking it out that much, it’s called good posture.

  15. Team OJ

    Thats gotta be the greatest ass in Hollywood. Any intelligent woman with the IQ above twenty would avoid going to the same party with a boyfriend/male hooker/husband.

  16. bacixx

    I agree that Jessica Biel is a real threat to Cameron. She’s got that East German swimmer physique mixed with just the right amount of feminity. And, here’s the real advantage, everyone, she was the rebel child on “Seventh Heaven” who got kicked out for smoking marijuana. She has BAD ASS written all over so you’d better run, Cameron!

  17. Shelley Bonnechance

    Wow, Jessica Biel looks really good! Lovely figure; pretty, ladylike, non-skank dress….if only her hair were done more elegantly. I hate that droopy look with the tag ends hanging down every which way.

    If I were Cameron Diaz, I’d feel threatened, too.

    Unless, of course, the territory I was defending belonged to Justin Timberlake, who looks like he still plays with Hot Wheels and K’Nex when he’s not making stupid movies and videos.

  18. UNCLE NED

    Jay-Lo said it all a few years back about Cameron Diaz “She’s just a model who got lucky.”

  19. wow, i’d totally drop clownface for that one…

  20. moonlight

    The operative word here is “ex” J.T. Can see or talk to anyone he wants to, none of Cameron’s business. J.T. can sing, that’s true enough, but is everyone blind? He looks like a little curley headed boy, as for bringing sexy back? I can think of a lot of sexy guys but J.T. is certainly not one of them. He is ugly!!!

  21. tim

    r u kidding cameron would kick her jessica’s sorry ass anyday plus diaz is so much hotter than biel.. cameron’s ass is way better than jess’s. cameron u are too good for them, babe//

  22. Ray Pagan, Jr.

    Cameron Diaz looked super fine when she appeared on Mask. Now she reminds me of The Joker as played by Jack Nicholson. Smiley.

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