Justin Timberlake doesn’t approve of K-Fed

March 30th, 2006 // 263 Comments

justin_timberlake_dislikes_kfed.jpgJustin Timberlake reportedly disapproves of Britney’s husband Kevin Federline, according to Star magazine.

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  1. #39…that’s so obvious…W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up…in the W world cancun and aruba…same place…

  2. #39…that’s so obvious…W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up…in the W world cancun and aruba…same place…W is a ‘weapon of mass confusion’…

  3. #39…that’s so obvious…W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up…in the W world cancun and aruba…same place…W is a ‘weapon of mass confusion’…

  4. #39…that’s so obvious…W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up…in the W world cancun and aruba…same place…W is a ‘weapon of mass confusion’…

  5. #39…that’s so obvious…W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up…in the W world cancun and aruba…same place…W is a ‘weapon of mass confusion’…

  6. #39…that’s so obvious…W thinks that if he finds Natalie Holloway his poll numbers will go up…in the W world cancun and aruba…same place…W is a ‘weapon of mass confusion’…

  7. Craig & "em"

    Normally I’d just talk about how good or funny MY post was, but I have to give it up to PapaHotNuts(#16)…

    WELL DONE SIR…WELL DONE!

  8. edot

    i just wanted to say britney spears is not by any means chubby.
    that is a view that is wrong and disturbing. she just had a baby. also, its normal to weigh more then 110 pounds. a normal girl who is 5’5 average weigh is 135. below that is underweight and above is over. what is this obsession with trying to make girls anorexic? the media needs to take a little more responsibilty and be a little more conscious of the views tha they push. when i was in 6th grade i had 4 anorexic friends, one bolemic friend and 2 girls in friends hospital, and we didn’t live near and chemical site, nor did anyone in our school ever pressure us to be a certain way, but yet that view was picked up by them that they weren’t pretty unless they were stick thin. magazines and things like this teach girls that a normal body size is fat. its everywhere, laguna beach, 8th and ocean, top model…. its pushing girls to the limit. i am sick of this heterosexist society that we live in. where we as women allow men’s views n beauty to tell us what is beautiful, and men also follow these guidelines given to us at an early age. it is some kind of conditioning that is so unhealthy

  9. mattnoks

    I bet edot is fat.

  10. tits_on_snack

    Federline has reported to say that he is rubber, and that Timberlake is glue, and whatever statements Timberlake issues bounces off of Federline and sticks to Timberlake.

  11. Grphdesi23

    Awww….you never forget your first love.

  12. xd

    he’s just fucken jealous… and Kevin is much better looking than him any day. leave Brit and her husband alone ppl, you suck for being so annoying!!!!!! I mean stop calling Britney chubby and talking crap about her husband… have you looked at you??

  13. Craig & "em"

    Dear Edot,

    I agree with your comments about society’s perception of both men and women. My last 3 girlfriends all fit THAT SIZE criteria and were considered HOT by some, but still had issues with they weight and images. Let’s start judging women on the size of their brain, not their waistlines. SECONDLY…you’re right, we men have made up these crazy PENIS size guidelines, which all started from our childhoods. I’ve always been looked at differently because of my 8 inches, and all I really want is to be treated fairly. I hope that one day, all these ridiculous expectations on size can somehow be overlooked.

    Anonymously yours,
    Wilmer Valderrama

  14. OpinionsLikeAssholes

    Am I the only one in the whole friggin’ world who never thought of ‘ole Justin as anything more than a boy? People are always talking about how ‘hot’ he is, but I just don’t see it. I mean, the mans voice just changed over good in the last few years, and he probably is still in the process of getting his pubes grown in right. Manly is not a word I would ever use in the same sentence as Justin, unless it was, “Justin likes his men to be manly.”

  15. PapaHotNuts

    #58- Wow, a little sensitive to weight issues? Remember this site is designed to poke fun of people, not to make political statements. Check out this example:

    Political: Society needs to search for the answer to the nation’s obesity problem. THIS IS NOT FUNNY TO ANYONE.

    Superficial: You AREN”T pretty unless you’re somewhat thin you sea-donkey. Do you ever squeeze the filling out of 700 Twinkies into the tub and bathe in the sweetness of the marshmellowy sugar cream? Of course you do Pumpkin, you’re a slob. As far as your 6th grade class with 4 anorexics, 1 bulemic, and 2 in the hospital, sounds to me like these girls like to party. I’m sure they all ended up cheerleaders and prom queens while you sat at home and made “Spirit Cups” before the football games so you could feel like you belonged. Well, honey, you didn’t belong then and you don’t belong now, unless we are talking about Sea World, where you actually are an intergral part of that place. Stop coming here and trying to save the world. This site is for assholes, snobs, bitches, and friends. I hate people who make this site their platform, so please get back to your warm box of Krispy Kreme and don’t post back telling me you’re not fat, because everyone here knows you are a liar, you fat pig. OINK ON BABY!!

  16. OpinionsLikeAssholes

    I bet mattnots is a dick.

    Oh…wait…he already confirmed that, didn’t he?

    In that case, I bet he has a lot of trouble getting laid.

  17. snark

    #58 – all good points. it’s annoying that people call her fat when really she just has a normal body weight because she stopped doing her pop star routine of dieting/working out with a trainer/dancing for several hours a day. and if people are going to slag britney for her weight, they should at least be equal opportunity slaggers and point out that k-fed has a bit of a belly right now. also, heterosexism refers to giving more rights to heterosexuals than to homosexuals. slagging britney for her weight is plain old sexism.

  18. Isn’t Mr. Timberlake in training to be in an action flick? Yeah, he’s lifting weights and working out… if it came to a rumble, he’d whoop K-Fed’s ass.

  19. OpinionsLikeAssholes

    Holy cow HotNuts, could you be more vile and evil? You the hell are you to tell people who this site is for?

    And what does your putrid word vomit have to do with anything other than proving what a souless tool you really are.

    I take back what I said earlier about mattknoks. That honor totally goes to you, bro.

  20. I think there should be a space for PapaHotNuts’ comment right below the entry, so whenever he gets around to making his comment, it will just appear right below the entry, and the rest of us will not have to dig down looking for it. Then PapaHotNuts can just post whenever he wants, and us peons can just struggle to compete with his comment, as it will be the standard for all other comments. Someone should go into the TS backend and implement this feature right now.

  21. BigJim

    #65 — Righteous burn! I wholeheartedly agree. By the way, I’m BigJim cuz I’m pumped up with muscle, not Twinkies.

  22. OpinionsLikeAssholes

    #70, whoever you are,

    Right on.

  23. Douchebag1

    Popazao!!!

    I gotta feature a Britney-K-Fed pic on my blog:

    http://hotchickswithdouchebags.blogspot.com/

  24. OpinionsLikeAssholes

    Just to prove that I’m not a complete ‘hater’, I gotta admit that comment #16 from DeezNuts was some hillarious shit.

    You shoulda left it at that.

  25. PapaHotNuts

    #69- You idiot. I’m not telling people who this site is for, the fucking name of the site does it for you. THE SUPERFICIAL. Do you know what that means? Can you look it up if you’ve never heard of this word? If this site was named “Serious Issues In Our Society”, I wouldn’t be acting like such a prick. Thank God that 99% of the people here understand this.

    And as for #70- You’re sarcasm is exactly what I love about this site. I appreciate it. I also took a look at some of your photography work and it was really good, so keep rockin’. Even if you are a transvestite. I made that last part up.

  26. #59 (mattnoks) and #65 Paphotnuts. LOL!!!

    As for #58, Tell your friend Mary Kate Olsen that she is disgustingly thin and is ugly because of that, that weighing 85 pounds makes her hideous and men will hate her. But be sure and tell her that if she gets up to 87 pounds that she will then be a fat pig who may as well glue her snatch shut because nobody will fuck a fat chick. Get back to me after her suicide.

  27. dodah1

    Well that was waste. Britney is Kevin.

  28. thisone

    Hey PapaHotNuts, will you marry me? I’ll pop out superficial kids for you! LOL

  29. NewGuy

    #1 Does anyone else think this website sucks???

    #2 Does anyone doubt that PapaHotNuts would love George Michael to bang him harder than screen door in a hurricane?

    Let me know.

  30. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I personally think the editorial staff needs to get on the beat. I do not want to log in and see JT one more time. I can only perform actual work a certain percentage of the day, and I really can’t play minesweeper anymore lest my brain melt.

  31. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    And I don’t want to talk about PapaHotNutz anymore. Oops, I just did. He’s contagiously outrageous!!!

  32. NewGuy

    I asked if you thought he was gay retard. Now answer the question or shut the fu@k up.

  33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    We’re all gay retards on the inside. Especially you.

  34. HughJorganthethird

    1. Does any one think #79 is a pederast ?

    2. I don’t think George is Papa’s type.

    And this website sucks no harder than your mother did on my ass last night goof.

  35. LickyLicky

    Papa is the life of the fucking Superficial party, baby. Don’t like it? Get the fuck out.

    If he’s an asshole, we’re all his little orbiting hemorrhoids, and I bet none of us were ever so happy to be refered to as something so nasty.

    I love Papa. He rocks. Now shut your mouths and remember that the site is called SUPERFICIAL for a reason.

  36. Maeve97

    to everyone defending britney as not being a fatass: i used to be one of you. I used to be like, give her a break, she just had a baby…however, i am looking at britney, and her stupid life of smoking, getting knocked up, vacationing in hawaii, driving around with her poor baby on her lap…and her life is so fucking easy, go fucking hire a trainer you slob!

  37. Craig & "em"

    Why don’t Popaholenurnuts & Justin TAGTEAM against OnionsinhisAssholes & K-Fed?
    I got $5 on TEAM P&J

    Anybody wanna volunteer for da ring girl?
    EDOT???
    anyone?

  38. Maeve97

    to everyone defending britney as not being a fatass: i used to be one of you. I used to be like, give her a break, she just had a baby…however, i am looking at britney, and her stupid life of smoking, getting knocked up, vacationing in hawaii, driving around with her poor baby on her lap…and her life is so fucking easy, go fucking hire a trainer you slob!

  39. Craig & "em"

    Why don’t PapaHoleNYourNuts & Justin TAGTEAM against OnionsInHisAssHole & K-Fed?

    I got $5 on TEAM P&J! They could come to the ring to the PeanutButterJellyTime Song.

    OH…
    Anyone wanna volunteer for the Ring Girl?
    Edot???
    Anyone???

  40. Craig & "em"

    Why don’t PapaHoleNYourNuts & Justin TAGTEAM against OnionsInHisAssHole & K-Fed?

    I got $5 on TEAM P&J! They could come to the ring to the PeanutButterJellyTime Song.

    OH…
    Anyone wanna volunteer for the Ring Girl?
    Edot???
    Anyone???

  41. I want a clean fight :wink: yeah right

    :::ding ding ding::::

  42. Jacq

    Pleeeez can I be a ring girl? Just don’t call me fat. I have serious weight issues. Lard-asses make me angry. So do skinny people, now that I think of it. I want everyone around me to be perfect.
    Craig, I’ll see your $5 and throw down a ten-spot on P&J – mutha fuckin badasses.

    I also agree with whomever said that Papa should get his own spot at the top. I think I have a crush on him.

  43. peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly…

  44. heifferzzz

    Cool it, you’re not a celebrity yet Papahotnutz!

  45. bakismaki

    Me thinks JT still has some feelings for Britney. Dude get over her already.

  46. lawgrrl

    Hey #58: Newsflash: If you are 5’5 and weigh 135, then you are fat. Where do you get your statistics? From your bathroom scales? There are varying degrees of fatness after all. That may not be obese, but it is chunky-monkey in my book.

    And I’m so sick of hearing “poor Brit, she just had a kid.” No she didn’t “just” have a kid, he’s like 8 months old now. She was clear to get her ass back in shape 6.5 months ago.

  47. lawgrrl

    Oh, and LMAO @ dance-off and anything written by PapaHotNuts

  48. Rogue

    #58 (Edot) No one makes females spend money on Clinique, Revlon, M.A.C., or other such products. I’ve never seen any men with a shotgun poked into the back of any female at Victoria’s Secret or La Perla. No one makes you shave your legs or your under arms. No one forces you to wear perfume (because if you can actually smell it yourself all day/night, you’ve put too much on)…

    You choose to do that. The question is, why?

    This gets to be quite tedious. You can’t have it both ways, where on one hand, some females blame men for forcing them to make their (own) body look a certain way.

    (That would be a *man’s* standard of course, as if women don’t *have* a standard or any idea of how they would like their own bodies to look, they need a man’s guidance for that. That’s insulting – to other women.)

    They also cast blame for being forced to wear certain types of clothing that enhance the aforementioned body that females are forced to maintain or aspire to. Then, on the other hand, these same females get all self-righteous with their, “I dress for myself” mantra.

    Well, which is it?

    I get tired of *some* women who want to play the guiltless, innocent, virginal, pollyanna, no-fault, role all the time. Are you lobotomized and have no choice in your health and appearance, or do you call the shots when deciding what you put in your mouth, put on your face AND your backside?

    Do you *really* wear those sweatpants with the word “JUICY” on your ass for yourself? Have a head that rotates 360 degrees do ya? Spend a lot of time standing in front of dressing room mirrors? Or, perhaps you wear them for your female friends to help them with their phonics? Yep, I’m sure that’s it.

    There are females out there who are secure enough to say that they like to look good for themselves, *and* they like the attention they get from men for doing so. They are secure in their own appearance and satisfied with themselves, first. But, they are realistic and honest enough to admit that they wear “JUICY” on their ass, unbutton that shirt down to the third button (when it really makes no *functional* sense to do so), wear that push-up bra (with the scoop top or v-neck), spend all day (and lots of money) trying on Seven and Citizen jeans to make that butt look just right, because they believe that most guys dig that…and they don’t care if they are called “slutty,” ironically enough, not by men but by other women. Hmmm.

    You might want to stop and ask yourself, who taught you or most females that you know, how to put on makeup? Who taught you the “proper” way, the “best” way to accent your eyes, lips, or lashes? Who teaches girls to stuff toilet paper in their bras? Their fathers? Their brothers? Uh, yeah.

    Also, I would suggest that you write to these, um, dastardly male editors and tell them that you don’t like the male views that they are pushing down your throat, and while you’re at it let them know that you don’t appreciate the ninja assassins who stalk you and force the thousands of females to buy their magazines: Anna Wintour (Vogue), Linda Wells (Allure), Cindi Leive (Glamour), Mandi Norwood (Mademoiselle) Jacqueline Myburgh (Elle), Glenda Bailey (Harper’s Bazaar), and Karen White (Cosmo – Helen Gurley Brown’s baby). Make sure you contact Cathleen Black too. She’s the President of the Hearst Magazines division a.k.a. Karen and Glenda’s boss.

    You also might want to check out the staff of these mags – chock full of….women. Also, beauty editors are women, like Dove 99.999999% of the time – however, since they’re only towing the line for the male’s vision of beauty, it’s all for naught, eh?

    The men, Tyra Banks, and Michele Barnwell produce “Top Model.” The dude, Liz Gateley is an executive producer for “8th and Ocean” and “Laguna Beach.” Before you go to bed tonight, ring up, Mary Kay Ash and ask her how it feels to be coerced into peddling man’s poison (to the tune of $2 billion in sales sold by 800, 000 duped, shall we reach and say female representatives?) to women. Maybe you can do a three-way party call with Andrea Jung, President and CEO over at Avon. Better yet, find out from Shelly Lazarus, Chairman & CEO, of Ogilvy & Mather, one of the biggest ad agencies in the world how hard it is to cope being the puppet of the ‘men’s view’ because after all, she couldn’t certainly have a say or any power even if she is chair and CEO, right?

    One more thing, where are the mothers (or to a lesser extent, sisters) in these households of these girls suffering from anorexia and bulimia? What kind of role do they play in the self-esteem and health of their own daughters, or are they absolved from any determining guidance or responsibility? Father’s should be paying attention too, that is, if some females are willing to give them any credit. I may be simplifying this a bit, but my point is, that we always hear it’s the (male) media’s fault, and it’s men forcing their views and desires on women. We never hear that it was the mother who told her daughter that she was fat when she really wasn’t, and it was the mother who had issues and passed them on to her daughter. We never hear the edots of the world commenting ONCE that their friend’s mother WAS fat and their friend was scared to death that she was going to be a hog like her mother (that’s what my cousin’s psyche was like, it had nothing to do with f*cking “Laguna Beach”).

    135 and 5’5″. That speaks for itself.

    I’m done.

  49. angelisland75

    brit and kev are trash….since Justin moved on – yes, she’s gotten fat, married, etc…things don’t look as positive as they did before and I don’t care b/c I don’t like her anyway. I think Cameron and Justin are so cute together! And Cameron is smarter than kevin….about 20 million dollars a picture smarter so, you really can’t put her down. Cameron and Justin’s careers combined would pretty much blow the other two out of the water – no doubt about it and for those of you who don’t think so…ur blindsided just because ur probably a fan of brit and what’s his face. It’s a free country and Justin has every right to say whatever the heck he wants about anything, I doubt he’s jealous…you really think he’d want her back with the way she looks now? LOL! HeLL0! Look at his current girlfriend – now she’s hot stuff! =)

  50. angelisland75

    Oh yeah, and I want to add that Justin just wants brit to be happy like Tom Cruise wants Nicole Kidman to be happy. – doesn’t mean they still have feelings for them whatsoever! (Because they obviously don’t, it’s been how many freakin’ years?!) =)

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