Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz
Looks like Cameron Diaz has officially won the cradle robbing competition by somehow getting Justin Timberlake (J-Tims as we like to call him) to propose to her. Though some speculate love, we’re pretty sure she used one of her voodoo potions on him. Ya know, the kind you get from K-Mart. Seriously though, why would Justin Timberlake choose to marry a hyperactive 31-year old when he could be having years of gauranteed sex with hot teenage girls? It just doesn’t make sense.