Justin Timberlake: Britney’s a Madonna wannabe

March 11th, 2008 // 108 Comments

Justin Timberlake took a pot-shot at Britney Spears last night while inducting Madonna into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Us Magazine reports:

Timberlake punctuated his remarks with, “The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple.”

Justin Timberlake, we’re not so different, you and I. We both like to have sex with Jessica Biel and enjoy a good Britney Spears joke. Listen, I know I’ll get the short end of the stick on this deal, but if you want to make fun of Britney some more, why don’t you do my job for a day? As for me, I dunno, I guess I could have sex with Jessica Biel for a day. It’ll be tough, but, I respect you as an artist so I’m willing to make the sacrifice. I’m like a beacon of the human spirit and generosity and stuff. But, really, how soon could you get her here?

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  1. vertmont

    Surely any stylist could have told her that lippy did not suit?

  2. fergernauster

    Look, I deeply respect Paul Newman, but “Newman’s Own” dressings L-I-C-K.

    No wonder they are mass-marketed by McDonald’s as a feeble accompaniment to their bruised ‘n botched “salads”. They are positively tasteless.

  3. jrz

    In the meantime…..June Cleaver got inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night?

  4. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    She looks like a transvestite! Somebody needs to go over to her, slap her, and scream at her “You’re a fucking grandma! Stop trying to look like a 20 year old whore!” That video of hers, “Hung Up” or something, where she’s jumping around in tights…I vomitted copiously watching it.

  5. sicasso

    holy buckets of sand fleas! that’s madonna?! i thought it was the video for a timberlake-iggy pop duet featuring the planet’s hottest shemales. and by hottest shemales, i mean the ones i can look at for three minutes before puking last night’s dinner into my cat’s ass.

    paging madonna. paging madonna. your fifteen minutes havebeen up for twenty years and the world would like its sanity back now. please.

  6. fergernauster

    Only the gays like her now.

  7. Dick Richards (Anti-Black.)

    #45 — Now, I’m not sure what planet you’re from, but here, on Earth, Michael Jackson is a white woman. She’s also a kid fucker — which, is incredibly ‘pop.’

    Isn’t that MJ’s title, ‘The King of Pop?’ By putting the word pop, in parenthesis, as you did, and in context of your anti-white statements, didn’t you mean to infer that ‘pop’ music is a white thang? And, in so doing, if Michael Jackson refers, and wants to be referred to, as the ‘King’ of, so-called, ‘pop’ music, wouldn’t that make him, in a sense, white by your definition of the word?

    I’m not sure if you’re aware or not, but, ‘pop’, stands for ‘popular’. You know what else is incredibly popular with the kids? That wacky Hip-hop. And in no way is hip-hop becoming watered down. No way! Oh, you say it’s whitie’s fault because all the whites are buying your shitty albums — nope, it’s purely a black ‘thang’, chowder. Who’s getting rich? Gold tooph’s getting rich.

  8. bootlips

    This coming from a Michael Jackson wannabe.

  9. steelie

    Madonnabe?

  10. Prying Mantis Hunter

    More proof that the US government is cloning humans and prying mantis together. Just look at that face!

  11. jay

    Give it a rest ladies-Madonna bashing was over years ago. Find something more original to rant about. Madonna is not manufactured cookie cutter material and for that she has her place in pop society. Get over it. FYI-I hope to be as energetic as she is when I hit 50. Goes to show that life ain’t over yet. Luv how Iggy and her were paired up. LOL Madonna and Iggy; 2 Iconic Misfits the public get or don’t get, love or hate. Fantastic stuff. All hail the Queen.

  12. Jammy

    @28
    You forgot “talentless” on both.

  13. Candle in the Wind

    Oh come on, that’s not a picture of Madonna, it is a picture of one of those Wax Figurines from the Hollywood Wax Museum.

  14. Bill Clinton

    To the guy who has the audacity (no pun intended) to call himself Barack. Just because you put spaces between the letters doesn’t make it any less insulting. We’re not kindergarteners. We can spell and read.

  15. itc

    43, nah if you listen to GM’s ‘Older’ you’ll see what I mean. ya know… his older songs, not really the ones that he started with.
    but w/e. justin is a douche anyway

  16. Butch

    Jay’s gay, babe. Jay’s gay.

  17. BunnyButt

    Eh, I’ve got nothing clever to say today. I’ll just comment that, if the post hadn’t identified her as Madonna, I would’ve thought it was her, but some tranny almost-but-not-quite-look-alike. In showbiz, when you stop looking like yourself, it’s time to retire.

  18. BunnyButt

    I mean I would NOT have thought it was her…

  19. smelly

    why the shit is madonna being inducted into the rock n roll hall of fame and justin timberlake presenting it?? they are both POP stars FFS.

  20. part-time hater

    no one cares about madonna except gays. she couldn’t wait to try to revive her tired career with a “scandal” by kissing those young “imitators” at the VMAs. madonna is a hack and an old rickety one at that.

  21. Abdo

    @58
    WTF!!!!

  22. mamadough

    and hopefully, #62, when you are fifty, you can suck a mean dick through your fucked up gap, because that will be all you are good for.

  23. Sheila

    what a fuckin dick JT is becoming… I can’t imagine talking shit about an ex (I supposedly cared about EVER), let alone a famous one (who already has a million problems). She was good enough for him to take her virginity from!! GO BUY YOURSELF A HEART JUSTIN!! No wonder people FUCKING HATE celebrities!!

    P.S. Jessica Biel ain’t ALL THAT… The fake Sblonde hair HAS TO GO

  24. loverloverlover

    It’s okay to not like Madonna, but she deserves credit. Is her music the best? No.
    But in a time (mid eighties to late nineties) when it was considered a huge deal to say the words penis or vagina in public, she brought kink out of the closet and celebrated different types of female sexuality. She didn’t give a rat’s ass about the people who told her “you’re a girl, you can’t do that” and made herself a shitload of money by owning her own sexuality and bringing sex in general into the public sphere (she wasn’t the only one who did that, but she did it in a way that was very accessible to most people, i.e with music). Anybody who says she hasn’t done anything for music in general must have their head in their ass; remember that long before JT talked about letting someone whip him when he misbehaved, she was crawling along on a leash in the video for “Express Yourself”. So even though she’s kind of an old geezer now, and people like to hate her (btw, I agree that the whole English accent thing is really weird), I still love her.

  25. truth is...

    madonna is a scary faced bitch… take your haggard old ass and get the fuck outta the media, you pretentious botox junkie. take your fake british accent ass and move somewhere where no one will be scarred by your fugly scary ass zombie face… ewwwhhh

  26. GG1000

    Why’d they give the Madonna doll that bizarre hairstyle? Looks like when my Aunt Estelle used to get dolled up for someone’s bar mitzvah.

  27. Sarah

    Reading through the comments, I have two things to say:

    1. Justin Timberlake is an asshole for kicking someone when they are already down. Britney Spears requires a miracle to pull her ass out of the gutter and get a CD. He doesn’t need to treat her like that.

    2. Why is there an argument about the “white man” vs “black man” music? Especially since “black men” produced the music by JT, Britney, Christina…etc.

  28. herbiefrog

    hopefully this thread is over

    ok, hey babe

    [v nervous]

    what are we supposed to post about ?

    who likes getting beaten?

    [what ? we said nothing]

  29. Sentil

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  30. I didn’t know they made blowup dolls that look like Madonna. I knew it was a doll right away by the glassy-eyed stare. Can’t fool me. I know my dolls. But, no, wait… Its not what you think…

  31. Tobias Merriweather

    It’s ashame that Iggy Pop is OLDER than ***ahem*** Madge and yet looks surprisingly younger… Granted he’s all tanned and stuff but the dude is holding
    up quite well… Madonna in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Why???

  32. Bob

    Are you fistfucking me? Madonna is amazing. She has always been aamzing. And she always will be. Get laid you fucking douchebags.

  33. Roadwork

    She would be entered into for having the most top 40 singles of any female on earth. She would be entered for selling around 200 million albums. She would be entered for just having the highest earning tour by any female on Earth, & she has grossed 3/4 of a billion dollars in tickets sales with her last 3 tours. she would be entered for having co-wrote & co-produced american classic pop songs. Shes know in the industry for being great at writing great pop song. She writes the lyrics & the melodies while people lie down the track. Shes a video pioneer & visionary. She a stage performer pioneer & visionary. She has the most Billboard #1 Dance songs in the the world, with no one getting close to beating her. You will probably not see another female in your lifetime who shows pop sustainability the way she does. Most people dont understand when she did Evita she took voice lessons that has made her voice into a very powerful instrument since then. Its a great techno voice. What she lacks in techinical persision she makes up for in emotion, delivery, exuberance, & layering of levels & sounds & dimensions with her voice. Why do you think she has great ballads, because her voice does something special.

  34. Clee Clee

    For a second there I thought that Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife had cut her hair

  35. jimx

    Madonna is a no-talent ass clown. I wonder how much better the music scene would be without dumb little girls and easily razzled-dazzled gays with money to burn. After 30 years in the business, you won’t find one talented musician that considers her an influence. Even the pop tarts she spawned only talk about how they admire her longevity in the business, not her talent.

  36. Bob Dole

    Is it just me, or does she look like Glen Close?

  37. pamelita

    I ‘m guessing this robot uses the same dentist as David Letterman…….

  38. pamelita

    she looks like that Joan Van Ark chick from Knots Landing with those big fake eyelashes and bloodshot eyes…what is it with these so called “stars” and how they all look the same. ewwww…she looks like something my dog has brought in and chewed on until he got tired of it. Madonna is uber nasty, but what can you expect from someone who’s best friend is Rosie O’Donnell??

  39. london

    @84
    Madonna has no vocal range and her vocals are enhanced and pitch corrected. Her lyrics are silly and simplistic. Don’t confuse success with talent.
    @27
    There are so many respected and talented artists that have made fun of Madonna over the years. Here is a quote by Joni Mitchell -
    “Madonna has knocked the importance of talent out of the arena. She’s manufactured. She’s made a lot of money and become the biggest star in the world by hiring the right people.”

  40. Rom

    @90
    I looked up Joni Mitchell on You Tube because I had no idea who she was, & I tought to myself instantly “thats her?”, I was expecting so much more.

  41. Leen

    Why would anyone WANNABE a 50-year old hag? Madge, sweetie, no amount of makeup, yoga, or plastic surgery will every cover up what a slag you are. And now that you are officially a part of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, I am officially no longer listening to rock & roll music. Apparently no one quite remembers what that is anyway.
    God, this narcissistic cow irritates me.

  42. sam80

    #91
    Joni is a musician’s musician, and even your idol Madonna considers her a big influence.

  43. Rom

    #93
    I know, I was just trying to make a point.

  44. Cindy

    Madonna is a c**t. Why would somebody who has so much money, and who called Britney a friend, turn on them like a doberman picher? Madonna you are nothing but superficial, and I’m suprized that you have any true friends at all. Britney needs help. And, getting a ex-lover of Britney’s to talk mean to Britney at the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame gig. Did Britney get a chance to stand up for herself? I don’t think so. Timberland you’re an asshole,or a c**t your self (pick one dumbass). I sure will pray for you both. And, I will feel sorry for you when it’s your time to have a nervous break-down, and you are there alone. or with you’re so called “friends”are NOT there, but being mean to you. Britney tell Madonna to take her nasty 12th century Zohar, and shove it up her BONEY ass, I am so glad I destroyed all of my Madonna’s cd’s. Britney your new video in ultra cool. You go girrrrrrrl!!!

  45. Cindy

    Madonna is a c**t. Why would somebody who has so much money, and who called Britney a friend, turn on them like a doberman picher? Madonna you are nothing but superficial, and I’m suprized that you have any true friends at all. Britney needs help. And, getting a ex-lover of Britney’s to talk mean to Britney at the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame gig. Did Britney get a chance to stand up for herself? I don’t think so. Timberland you’re an asshole,or a c**t your self (pick one dumbass). I sure will pray for you both. And, I will feel sorry for you when it’s your time to have a nervous break-down, and you are there alone. or with you’re so called “friends”are NOT there, but being mean to you. Britney tell Madonna to take her nasty 12th century Zohar, and shove it up her BONEY ass, I am so glad I destroyed all of my Madonna’s cd’s. Britney your new video in ultra cool. You go girrrrrrrl!!!

  46. Madonna is a c**t. Why would somebody who has so much money, and who called Britney a friend, turn on them like a doberman picher? Madonna you are nothing but superficial, and I’m suprized that you have any true friends at all. Britney needs help. And, getting a ex-lover of Britney’s to talk mean to Britney at the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame gig. Did Britney get a chance to stand up for herself? I don’t think so. Timberland you’re an asshole,or a c**t your self (pick one dumbass). I sure will pray for you both. And, I will feel sorry for you when it’s your time to have a nervous break-down, and you are there alone. or with you’re so called “friends”are NOT there, but being mean to you. Britney tell Madonna to take her nasty 12th century Zohar, and shove it up her BONEY ass, I am so glad I destroyed all of my Madonna’s cd’s. Britney your new video in ultra cool. You go girrrrrrrl!!!

  47. Madonna is a c**t. Why would somebody who has so much money, and who called Britney a friend, turn on them like a doberman picher? Madonna you are nothing but superficial, and I’m suprized that you have any true friends at all. Britney needs help. And, getting a ex-lover of Britney’s to talk mean to Britney at the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame gig. Did Britney get a chance to stand up for herself? I don’t think so. Timberland you’re an asshole,or a c**t your self (pick one dumbass). I sure will pray for you both. And, I will feel sorry for you when it’s your time to have a nervous break-down, and you are there alone. or with you’re so called “friends”are NOT there, but being mean to you. Britney tell Madonna to take her nasty 12th century Zohar, and shove it up her BONEY ass, I am so glad I destroyed all of my Madonna’s cd’s. Britney your new video in ultra cool. You go girrrrrrrl!!!

  48. Rom

    Sorry Cindy but all that energy was built on lie you made yourself believe. In fact Madonna recently directed her first movie Filth & Wisdom where she asked Britney Spears for one of her songs for the soundtrack & Britney complied because they are still friends.

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