Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson make music videos

February 9th, 2007 // 70 Comments

Sorry for all the Anna Nicole Smith. To break it up here’s Justin Timberlake’s music video for “What Goes Around… Comes Around” which premiered on iTunes today. It’s basically the longest music video ever and is the supposed reason Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up. So if you need to rinse Anna Nicole Smith from your brain give it a little look before it’s pulled off YouTube.

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  1. Danklin

    Scarlett reminds me of a more lesbian version of Pink, ill pass. Give me Jessica Alba or Elisha Cuthbert over her any day.

  2. bitchaholics

    I don’t care if Justin dresses like a moron… I’d fuck the cum outta him.

  3. you_betcha_iris

    #51, whats a more lesbian version of pink than pink herself? lol

  4. It needs to be said

    Ok for the record…Britney cheated on Justin with some dancer who works LA and did videos with both of them. Apparently he (the dancer) told JT himself about Brit’s cheating with him. To further compound things Britney lied to JT about it.
    As for this video…who is Justin trying to kid? He must think we were born yesterday. That video screams Justin/Britney, right down to the lyrics about her spending her nights alone, etc. I just hope his bitterness ebbs soon…he is only hurting himself by pining away. If he cant move past this he can never hope to find happiness with someone who deserves him.
    The thing is, he obviously got his little heart broken and is having a hard time getting past it. I say leave the guy alone. Grief has to be assimilated it’s own way in it’s own time. He must have loved her a lot.
    I think it’s sad and I hope he can get past it soon because only then can he find someone worthy of his love.
    As for the video…I thought it was so-so. It was hyped up so much that I find myself a little disappointed. Scarlett J didn’t impress me all that much but then again…I’m not a guy.

  5. PatreeseD

    I honestly didn’t hear about this video until two weeks ago and I’m watching TV or on the internet all the time. Where the hell was I when everyone was talking about it? LoL

  6. Gupp

    I couldn’t watch the whole thing. I started to get sick once i got halfway… I cant remeber the last time someone made me this bored… ‘Wait a minute no one ever made me this bored! THANX ALOT JACKASS TIMBERLAKE, YOU NOW HOLD THE RECORD FOR THE MOST PATHETIC AND BORING MUSIC VIDEO IN HISTORY!!… (AHOLE)

  7. RooneyPunch

    I agree- it’s no Dick In A Box, but who could expect J.T. to catch lightening in a bottle a second time? Not I.

    Justin, (and I KNOW you are reading this) in the spirit of constructive criticism, I have the fix for this video. You know at the end when you pull up in your car and she’s all dead on the ground and there’s fire and shit in the background? Okay, for DRAMATIC purposes, the chick really needs to be on fire…. just a leetle bit. [Please use a double because I like ScarJo- I thought she was great in Girl with a Pearl Earring.]

    Okay, so when you get there, she’s on fire. Then you stagger out of your car and go to her literally smoldering body, right? And you gotta look real sad, okay. So you’re standing there… and then you pee on her. You know, to put out the flames. Because you are THE GOOD GUY, and you don’t want her to be on fire, but also SHE IS A HOOKER WHO CHEATED ON YOU and you’re Justin Timberlake, buddy, you don’t take that shit off ANYBODY… so yeah. You pee on her because she is on fire and you loved her, and also because she was mean to you and that’s what you do to people who are mean to you. You PISS on them to show them who’s the Alpha Dog or whatever.
    Then you could do that Dick In A Box dance at the end. And maybe sa you walk away from her body, you could blow her a little kissy.

    You may use my idea for free, Justin. And call me anytime, I got lots of really great ideas!

  8. kathleen170

    The only good thing about the video is the fact that Scarlett’s in it and she’s gorgeous.
    That would be retarded if this was the reason Cameron and JT broke up though… she also made a movie with Jude Law (The Holiday) where she was making out with him and “had sex” with him. Not only would she be a crazy jealous green-eyed monster then but she’d also be a crazy hypocrit.

  9. It needs to be said

    RooneyPunch;
    Great ending and way more controversial than the original which was boring and predictable. You need an agent. You’re giving away fine material as a freebee and that’s got to stop! Call me…we’ll do lunch. I’ll pencil you in.

  10. PooPants

    wtf was that

  11. GreenEyedBlue

    I’m sure JTs not still upset over Britney, its just something to sing about (and keep the money train going). And he gets a great excuse to make out with Scarlett.
    But really, that video is compete shit. That concept has been done about a thousand times already. He shouldv’e stuck with putting his dick in a box.

  12. kitty_kat

    Seriously, if SJ weren’t famous, no one would say she was attractive.

  13. not on your face i promise

    she’s kind of conceited, especially about her boobs, so i’d slip it the back door and while she’s screaming i’d say “baby i’m sorry i slipped, your breasts are so beautiful” but i wouldn’t stop because she’d be totally confused for a few minutes at least.

  14. Niecy

    I love the song, but I’m not too crazy about the video.
    When his album first came out, he was on 106 & Park and the host asked him about this song. He said some of the stuff on the album is about his friends’ experiences, not his. He already made that song Cry Me A River about Britney. I think he’s over it by now.

  15. 86

    What a suck ass disappointment. Justin & Scarlett do not go together. The best part was when she died in the car wreck.

  16. NoCalMike

    The depressing part of this is that another hollywood starlet has gone for the pretty-boy Justin Timberlake. When Britney fell for Justin it was because they had known each other for so long and I think the media kind of pressured them to get together. Cameron Diaz, well she obviously got with him because she thought it was “hip” to get with a former boy bander about 10 years younger then herself…

    Scarlett has the world at her fingertips, and Timberlake is the one she chooses to pursue? I can’t explain this one.

  17. sumnersgal

    I would TOTALLY let Justin kiss my biscuit! It’s a lot cleaner than Brits!

  18. i makes sense to break up with someone who can make such a horrible video1

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