Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson get it on

February 6th, 2007 // 68 Comments
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Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson hooked up at the Hennessey Super Bowl postgame party over the weekend. Sources say:

“They were talking, dancing, holding hands all night – it was very cozy. Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”

What the hell? So all this time all I had to do was become an international pop star to win Scarlett Johansson over? And here I was sneaking into her bedroom and stealing her underwear and painting “I love you” on the walls. Oh, Scarlett, your heart is a mystery to me.

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  1. BarbyGurrl

    JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.

  2. BarbyGurrl

    JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.

  3. BarbyGurrl

    JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.

  4. shakeitout

    she’s gorgeous. shes having fun. but justin is like a fifteen year old boy with a bitch voice.

  5. whitegold

    #48 (through to #53 haha), the biggest difference is that JT also has several million dollars in his bank account. And suddenly, he seems a whole lot more appealing than those random teenagers hanging out at Cinnabon…

  6. Jessica Biel, Allysa Millano and now Scarlett Johansen? All in like a week? Yeah definitely my new hero.

  7. Shanipie

    Why is Scarlett Johanson bragging about being the hollywood fuck hole? Whats up with that? Like she is practically advertizing it…Oh but we can’t judge her because apparently in Star she, and I quote, “works really hard at monogamy”.

    OH WELL EXCUSE ME, wow she works really hard at it, good for her, I can’t believe she is actually putting in all that effort when there are loads co stars just lining up to nail her. I wonder if they even feel anything when they do.

  8. supanigga

    Scarlett has the most fuckable tits in hollywood right now.

    Jessica beal is turning more and more into a man. Soon, she’ll have 15″ guns

  9. wedgeone

    Obviously the best thing to happen to Justin was the “Dick In A Box” skit on SNL.

    The bitches are just lining up to see if it’s true. But just maybe they’re all dumping him when they see his micropene.

    Interesting point to ponder ….

    Scarlett, on the other hand, needs to make a movie where she simultaneously fills all 3 inputs. I’d pay to see that. Over, and over, and over again.

  10. HollyJ

    She’s been the depository for more random sperm than George Michael’s rectum.

  11. Anexio

    Wow! I would so fiddy tuck that!

    Scarlett I mean, not Justin.

  12. saltpeanuts

    #8 – Coincidentally, I was just banging the snot out of her on Thursday night, and deposited about an extra pint of jizz in her sweet sweet chocha. Sorry about the asparagus…

  13. sid

    NO! I REFUSE TO COMMENT!

    Why, why must we be burdened with more trivia about this broad when we are ignoring Thora Birch?

    Thora, I will continue to hold and carry a mighty flame for you here, as you kicked Scarlett’s ass in Ghost World, and your rack is MUCH bigger and you are more talented.

    I will do this! Sid on the Super will be your champion!

    You and me, baby! Nobody else!

  14. here

    She will soon be pregnant. Appears to be part seal; swims in a pool and then gathers speed to slide up onto the deck – bwooop.

  15. woodhorse

    Amen #1. I hope you are the REAL Rich Port. Sucking cocks aside, Justin Timberlake is fugly. Scarlett would have been way better off with Bill Murray.

  16. Denimpetal

    I have no idea why SHE is better than Diaz

  17. mike

    I don’t get it either. What’s going on here? Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson…when did painfully average looking unclassy whores become hot? Jessica has a little more talent and a much better personality, that’s a given. But Scarlett SUCKS. And she sucks litteraly, too. She’s one of the biggest hoes in Hollywood, but she tries to deny it. The girl is worthless, so I don’t see what’s so shocking about Justin having a one night stand with her. She sleeps around like a rabbit!

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