
Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson hooked up at the Hennessey Super Bowl postgame party over the weekend. Sources say:
“They were talking, dancing, holding hands all night – it was very cozy. Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”
What the hell? So all this time all I had to do was become an international pop star to win Scarlett Johansson over? And here I was sneaking into her bedroom and stealing her underwear and painting “I love you” on the walls. Oh, Scarlett, your heart is a mystery to me.


























I just love to watch a good girl turn whore.
It’s really hard to type something when you’re trying to tame a trouser snake that has been woken up by that picture of Scarlett.
How on earth does this guy score this caliber tail? I will never understand.
I think this story is false becasue she and I spent the weekend playing XBOX and visiting http://www.seanodonnellshow.com/
She loves that guys fro.
Man, she is one of the hottest chick outs there right now, she does not fall into that too skinny supermodel type.
She’s pretty cool too, last time we went out me and Scarlett ate double meat cheeseburgers with fries and 3 or 4 cold beers. She ain’t afraid of a real meal! Besides, we worked it off with marathon sex shortly afterwards.
I don’t think that she is wearing a bra.
I
WOULD
SOIL
HER
REPEATEDLY
I ate her out on Friday.
Justin is dipping it in my sloppy seconds.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#8 – hope you liked the taste of the 4 loads I left there on Thursday.
This is the most depressing thing i have ever seen
I thought I tasted mayonnaise.
BY
SPITTING
MY
BOYFRIEND’S
SEMEN
ON
HER
I gotta get me some of ‘dat
Look on the brightside, at least she didn’t hook up with Brit’s other ex… KFed..
*pukes* at the thought
ewwwwwww Jess that is nasty, i do not want to see her pussy waste away too
Hey… this is how it started with Brit too… she was pretty and young… fucked Justin… got dumped and rebounded with a loser…
Scarlett is only a McDonald’s Employee away from being a loser now…
gross. they are both pretty fucking gross.
justin is just ugly, and since when was she anything more than spectacularily average? she’s also a whore.
Everything about her is so average. But she does exude this “I’m a Porn Star in the bedroom” whorish air… is that the attraction?
cause i dont get it.
Finally a girl worth Justin’s time.
Great, now his music will start to suck. You know it’s gonna happen.
Pudgy red MWM successful, wealthy, boat, boatman, Hummer, hummer, seeks large breasted blonde for discrete nooners, and possibly much more but very likely not. Must be attractive, intelligent, gullible, confident, desperate, able to obtain viagra, open to nasal vaginal exploration, and satisfied with micropene. Skill at removing basal cell carcinomas a plus. No fatties.
she could do a lot better. like me for instance.
Chubby dolphin-face.
i think that’s the best picture she has ever taken.
You should have seen them in Algebra! Couldn’t keep their eyes off each other!
Dolphin face…lol.
That’s not Scarlett Johansson… that’s my cleaning lady
Well,seems like she’s wearing a blouse from Justin.So i guess it’s really on.
she’s a good actress.ive seen her in person, she looks like the average jane.im random:)
(27)Maybe she borrowed his sunglasses and handbag as well.It must be real.
The only thing about her that bugs me, is the fact that she has a bottom lip for a top lip.
They call her the dolphin whisperer.
I really don’t get it. I look at her and I don’t see anything remotely hot or even cute or attractive about her.
I think those sunglasses belonged to Huey Lewis
“Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”
Very classy. In my mind “Scarlett” rhymes with “class.” Just another vacuous Hollywood whore….yawn….
Huey Lewis.. LOL .. Don Johnson?
SCARJO is a MAJOR babe. JT is getting lucky on this one.
by sheer coincidence, her little dance is actually called “porpoising”
I thought she was hot. Then she got upgraded to SUPER hot after I heard that she got it on in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro a year or two ago.
Sex in public places = mega-hot.
I thought she was hot. Then she got upgraded to SUPER hot after I heard that she got it on in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro a year or two ago.
Sex in public places = mega-hot.
I thought he was banging Jessica Biel now.
He sure does love picking up tail I dropped years ago.
What a HUGE STEP DOWN from Jessica Biel. But still a step up from Cameron. Scarlet is so overrated
#1 you said ” just love to watch a good girl turn whore.” When was she a good girl? Rememer how she did it with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator like 2 years ago?
What a HUGE STEP DOWN from Jessica Biel. But still a step up from Cameron. Scarlet is so overrated
#1 you said ” just love to watch a good girl turn whore.” When was she a good girl? Rememer how she did it with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator like 2 years ago?
#38 and #41…WHAT?!?! She let Del Toro do her in an elevator?!?! Oh man, I was just about to say that she’s pretty hot, but that doesn’t help at all, that completely downgrades her status!!! Yes, sex in public places is hot!!! But letting Del Toro inside you, that’s just not a pretty image!!! And besides, on an elevator, what is that? they had like a 1 min quickie or something?! Just sad.
#3 agree with you, I still can’t get, how a guy who look like Screech from ‘Saved by the Bell’ could score Alyssa, Britney, Cameron and now Scarlett???
# 44 – I wouldn’t go THAT far. I mean JT ain’t no Josh Holloway but he surely isn’t as bad as Dustin Diamond. Cheesh. You need to refer back to the wisdom of Eddie Murphy when he said “all you gotta do is SING!” Works like a charm with all us girlies.
#42 – My apologies… I was looking at the top of my intern’s head when I wrote that… she really wants a job here. Can you repeat the question?
Thank God! Jessica Biel is the one girl I’d hop the homosexual fence for, and I think she can do much better than Justin. ScarJo is hot too, but nothing compared to Jessica Biel’s ass. That thing is just magical.
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.