Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson get it on

February 6th, 2007 // 68 Comments
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Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson hooked up at the Hennessey Super Bowl postgame party over the weekend. Sources say:

“They were talking, dancing, holding hands all night – it was very cozy. Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”

What the hell? So all this time all I had to do was become an international pop star to win Scarlett Johansson over? And here I was sneaking into her bedroom and stealing her underwear and painting “I love you” on the walls. Oh, Scarlett, your heart is a mystery to me.

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  1. RichPort

    I just love to watch a good girl turn whore.

  2. Monkeypoo

    It’s really hard to type something when you’re trying to tame a trouser snake that has been woken up by that picture of Scarlett.

  3. elizabeththewellread

    How on earth does this guy score this caliber tail? I will never understand.

  4. Monkeypoo

    I think this story is false becasue she and I spent the weekend playing XBOX and visiting http://www.seanodonnellshow.com/
    She loves that guys fro.

  5. therapture

    Man, she is one of the hottest chick outs there right now, she does not fall into that too skinny supermodel type.

    She’s pretty cool too, last time we went out me and Scarlett ate double meat cheeseburgers with fries and 3 or 4 cold beers. She ain’t afraid of a real meal! Besides, we worked it off with marathon sex shortly afterwards.

  6. fearsarewishes

    I don’t think that she is wearing a bra.

  7. Angry Ferret Jones

    I
    WOULD
    SOIL
    HER
    REPEATEDLY

  8. krisdylee

    I ate her out on Friday.
    Justin is dipping it in my sloppy seconds.
    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  9. IFuckingHateYou

    #8 – hope you liked the taste of the 4 loads I left there on Thursday.

  10. CrowbarSamurai

    This is the most depressing thing i have ever seen

  11. krisdylee

    I thought I tasted mayonnaise.

  12. Angry Ferret Jones

    BY
    SPITTING
    MY
    BOYFRIEND’S
    SEMEN
    ON
    HER

  13. griffmills

    I gotta get me some of ‘dat

  14. Look on the brightside, at least she didn’t hook up with Brit’s other ex… KFed..

    *pukes* at the thought

  15. icyprincess2

    ewwwwwww Jess that is nasty, i do not want to see her pussy waste away too

  16. Hey… this is how it started with Brit too… she was pretty and young… fucked Justin… got dumped and rebounded with a loser…

    Scarlett is only a McDonald’s Employee away from being a loser now…

  17. shameshame

    gross. they are both pretty fucking gross.
    justin is just ugly, and since when was she anything more than spectacularily average? she’s also a whore.

  18. wow

    Everything about her is so average. But she does exude this “I’m a Porn Star in the bedroom” whorish air… is that the attraction?

    cause i dont get it.

  19. 86

    Finally a girl worth Justin’s time.

    Great, now his music will start to suck. You know it’s gonna happen.

  20. Pudgy red MWM successful, wealthy, boat, boatman, Hummer, hummer, seeks large breasted blonde for discrete nooners, and possibly much more but very likely not. Must be attractive, intelligent, gullible, confident, desperate, able to obtain viagra, open to nasal vaginal exploration, and satisfied with micropene. Skill at removing basal cell carcinomas a plus. No fatties.

  21. slipangle

    she could do a lot better. like me for instance.

  22. RussianMafia

    Chubby dolphin-face.

  23. tu.lipseclipse

    i think that’s the best picture she has ever taken.

  24. You should have seen them in Algebra! Couldn’t keep their eyes off each other!

  25. 86

    Dolphin face…lol.

  26. bumzilla

    That’s not Scarlett Johansson… that’s my cleaning lady

  27. Lowlands

    Well,seems like she’s wearing a blouse from Justin.So i guess it’s really on.

  28. elf

    she’s a good actress.ive seen her in person, she looks like the average jane.im random:)

  29. Lowlands

    (27)Maybe she borrowed his sunglasses and handbag as well.It must be real.

  30. tits_on_snack

    The only thing about her that bugs me, is the fact that she has a bottom lip for a top lip.

  31. D'oh Eyes

    They call her the dolphin whisperer.

  32. Mick

    I really don’t get it. I look at her and I don’t see anything remotely hot or even cute or attractive about her.

  33. JaeMae

    I think those sunglasses belonged to Huey Lewis

  34. Carsten5577

    “Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”

    Very classy. In my mind “Scarlett” rhymes with “class.” Just another vacuous Hollywood whore….yawn….

  35. RussianMafia

    Huey Lewis.. LOL .. Don Johnson?

  36. SCARJO is a MAJOR babe. JT is getting lucky on this one.

  37. sol

    by sheer coincidence, her little dance is actually called “porpoising”

  38. Pointandlaugh

    I thought she was hot. Then she got upgraded to SUPER hot after I heard that she got it on in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro a year or two ago.

    Sex in public places = mega-hot.

  39. Pointandlaugh

    I thought she was hot. Then she got upgraded to SUPER hot after I heard that she got it on in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro a year or two ago.

    Sex in public places = mega-hot.

  40. I thought he was banging Jessica Biel now.

    He sure does love picking up tail I dropped years ago.

  41. lambman

    What a HUGE STEP DOWN from Jessica Biel. But still a step up from Cameron. Scarlet is so overrated

    #1 you said ” just love to watch a good girl turn whore.” When was she a good girl? Rememer how she did it with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator like 2 years ago?

  42. lambman

    What a HUGE STEP DOWN from Jessica Biel. But still a step up from Cameron. Scarlet is so overrated

    #1 you said ” just love to watch a good girl turn whore.” When was she a good girl? Rememer how she did it with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator like 2 years ago?

  43. whitegold

    #38 and #41…WHAT?!?! She let Del Toro do her in an elevator?!?! Oh man, I was just about to say that she’s pretty hot, but that doesn’t help at all, that completely downgrades her status!!! Yes, sex in public places is hot!!! But letting Del Toro inside you, that’s just not a pretty image!!! And besides, on an elevator, what is that? they had like a 1 min quickie or something?! Just sad.

  44. Mono

    #3 agree with you, I still can’t get, how a guy who look like Screech from ‘Saved by the Bell’ could score Alyssa, Britney, Cameron and now Scarlett???

  45. DancingQueen

    # 44 – I wouldn’t go THAT far. I mean JT ain’t no Josh Holloway but he surely isn’t as bad as Dustin Diamond. Cheesh. You need to refer back to the wisdom of Eddie Murphy when he said “all you gotta do is SING!” Works like a charm with all us girlies.

  46. RichPort

    #42 – My apologies… I was looking at the top of my intern’s head when I wrote that… she really wants a job here. Can you repeat the question?

  47. Kristie

    Thank God! Jessica Biel is the one girl I’d hop the homosexual fence for, and I think she can do much better than Justin. ScarJo is hot too, but nothing compared to Jessica Biel’s ass. That thing is just magical.

  48. BarbyGurrl

    JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.

  49. BarbyGurrl

    JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.

  50. BarbyGurrl

    JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.

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