Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson get it on


Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson hooked up at the Hennessey Super Bowl postgame party over the weekend. Sources say:

“They were talking, dancing, holding hands all night – it was very cozy. Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”

What the hell? So all this time all I had to do was become an international pop star to win Scarlett Johansson over? And here I was sneaking into her bedroom and stealing her underwear and painting “I love you” on the walls. Oh, Scarlett, your heart is a mystery to me.