Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson hooked up at the Hennessey Super Bowl postgame party over the weekend. Sources say:
“They were talking, dancing, holding hands all night – it was very cozy. Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”
What the hell? So all this time all I had to do was become an international pop star to win Scarlett Johansson over? And here I was sneaking into her bedroom and stealing her underwear and painting “I love you” on the walls. Oh, Scarlett, your heart is a mystery to me.
RichPort | February 6, 2007 at 7:45 am
I just love to watch a good girl turn whore.
Monkeypoo | February 6, 2007 at 7:46 am
It’s really hard to type something when you’re trying to tame a trouser snake that has been woken up by that picture of Scarlett.
elizabeththewellread | February 6, 2007 at 7:47 am
How on earth does this guy score this caliber tail? I will never understand.
Monkeypoo | February 6, 2007 at 7:47 am
I think this story is false becasue she and I spent the weekend playing XBOX and visiting http://www.seanodonnellshow.com/
She loves that guys fro.
therapture | February 6, 2007 at 7:49 am
Man, she is one of the hottest chick outs there right now, she does not fall into that too skinny supermodel type.
She’s pretty cool too, last time we went out me and Scarlett ate double meat cheeseburgers with fries and 3 or 4 cold beers. She ain’t afraid of a real meal! Besides, we worked it off with marathon sex shortly afterwards.
fearsarewishes | February 6, 2007 at 7:53 am
I don’t think that she is wearing a bra.
Angry Ferret Jones | February 6, 2007 at 7:54 am
I
WOULD
SOIL
HER
REPEATEDLY
krisdylee | February 6, 2007 at 7:56 am
I ate her out on Friday.
Justin is dipping it in my sloppy seconds.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IFuckingHateYou | February 6, 2007 at 7:58 am
#8 – hope you liked the taste of the 4 loads I left there on Thursday.
CrowbarSamurai | February 6, 2007 at 7:58 am
This is the most depressing thing i have ever seen
krisdylee | February 6, 2007 at 8:00 am
I thought I tasted mayonnaise.
Angry Ferret Jones | February 6, 2007 at 8:00 am
BY
SPITTING
MY
BOYFRIEND’S
SEMEN
ON
HER
griffmills | February 6, 2007 at 8:02 am
I gotta get me some of ‘dat
JessicaCha | February 6, 2007 at 8:05 am
Look on the brightside, at least she didn’t hook up with Brit’s other ex… KFed..
*pukes* at the thought
icyprincess2 | February 6, 2007 at 8:06 am
ewwwwwww Jess that is nasty, i do not want to see her pussy waste away too
JessicaCha | February 6, 2007 at 8:08 am
Hey… this is how it started with Brit too… she was pretty and young… fucked Justin… got dumped and rebounded with a loser…
Scarlett is only a McDonald’s Employee away from being a loser now…
shameshame | February 6, 2007 at 8:09 am
gross. they are both pretty fucking gross.
justin is just ugly, and since when was she anything more than spectacularily average? she’s also a whore.
wow | February 6, 2007 at 8:10 am
Everything about her is so average. But she does exude this “I’m a Porn Star in the bedroom” whorish air… is that the attraction?
cause i dont get it.
86 | February 6, 2007 at 8:13 am
Finally a girl worth Justin’s time.
Great, now his music will start to suck. You know it’s gonna happen.
Tart of Gold? | February 6, 2007 at 8:14 am
Pudgy red MWM successful, wealthy, boat, boatman, Hummer, hummer, seeks large breasted blonde for discrete nooners, and possibly much more but very likely not. Must be attractive, intelligent, gullible, confident, desperate, able to obtain viagra, open to nasal vaginal exploration, and satisfied with micropene. Skill at removing basal cell carcinomas a plus. No fatties.
slipangle | February 6, 2007 at 8:14 am
she could do a lot better. like me for instance.
RussianMafia | February 6, 2007 at 8:16 am
Chubby dolphin-face.
tu.lipseclipse | February 6, 2007 at 8:18 am
i think that’s the best picture she has ever taken.
Peter Coffin | February 6, 2007 at 8:18 am
You should have seen them in Algebra! Couldn’t keep their eyes off each other!
86 | February 6, 2007 at 8:26 am
Dolphin face…lol.
bumzilla | February 6, 2007 at 8:27 am
That’s not Scarlett Johansson… that’s my cleaning lady
Lowlands | February 6, 2007 at 8:33 am
Well,seems like she’s wearing a blouse from Justin.So i guess it’s really on.
elf | February 6, 2007 at 8:39 am
she’s a good actress.ive seen her in person, she looks like the average jane.im random:)
Lowlands | February 6, 2007 at 8:44 am
(27)Maybe she borrowed his sunglasses and handbag as well.It must be real.
tits_on_snack | February 6, 2007 at 8:51 am
The only thing about her that bugs me, is the fact that she has a bottom lip for a top lip.
D'oh Eyes | February 6, 2007 at 8:56 am
They call her the dolphin whisperer.
Mick | February 6, 2007 at 9:03 am
I really don’t get it. I look at her and I don’t see anything remotely hot or even cute or attractive about her.
JaeMae | February 6, 2007 at 9:10 am
I think those sunglasses belonged to Huey Lewis
Carsten5577 | February 6, 2007 at 9:37 am
“Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”
Very classy. In my mind “Scarlett” rhymes with “class.” Just another vacuous Hollywood whore….yawn….
RussianMafia | February 6, 2007 at 9:41 am
Huey Lewis.. LOL .. Don Johnson?
Rich From Your Home | February 6, 2007 at 9:49 am
SCARJO is a MAJOR babe. JT is getting lucky on this one.
sol | February 6, 2007 at 9:54 am
by sheer coincidence, her little dance is actually called “porpoising”
Pointandlaugh | February 6, 2007 at 9:55 am
I thought she was hot. Then she got upgraded to SUPER hot after I heard that she got it on in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro a year or two ago.
Sex in public places = mega-hot.
Pointandlaugh | February 6, 2007 at 9:56 am
I thought she was hot. Then she got upgraded to SUPER hot after I heard that she got it on in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro a year or two ago.
Sex in public places = mega-hot.
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 10:07 am
I thought he was banging Jessica Biel now.
He sure does love picking up tail I dropped years ago.
lambman | February 6, 2007 at 10:10 am
What a HUGE STEP DOWN from Jessica Biel. But still a step up from Cameron. Scarlet is so overrated
#1 you said ” just love to watch a good girl turn whore.” When was she a good girl? Rememer how she did it with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator like 2 years ago?
lambman | February 6, 2007 at 10:11 am
What a HUGE STEP DOWN from Jessica Biel. But still a step up from Cameron. Scarlet is so overrated
#1 you said ” just love to watch a good girl turn whore.” When was she a good girl? Rememer how she did it with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator like 2 years ago?
whitegold | February 6, 2007 at 10:14 am
#38 and #41…WHAT?!?! She let Del Toro do her in an elevator?!?! Oh man, I was just about to say that she’s pretty hot, but that doesn’t help at all, that completely downgrades her status!!! Yes, sex in public places is hot!!! But letting Del Toro inside you, that’s just not a pretty image!!! And besides, on an elevator, what is that? they had like a 1 min quickie or something?! Just sad.
Mono | February 6, 2007 at 10:18 am
#3 agree with you, I still can’t get, how a guy who look like Screech from ‘Saved by the Bell’ could score Alyssa, Britney, Cameron and now Scarlett???
DancingQueen | February 6, 2007 at 10:51 am
# 44 – I wouldn’t go THAT far. I mean JT ain’t no Josh Holloway but he surely isn’t as bad as Dustin Diamond. Cheesh. You need to refer back to the wisdom of Eddie Murphy when he said “all you gotta do is SING!” Works like a charm with all us girlies.
RichPort | February 6, 2007 at 10:52 am
#42 – My apologies… I was looking at the top of my intern’s head when I wrote that… she really wants a job here. Can you repeat the question?
Kristie | February 6, 2007 at 11:38 am
Thank God! Jessica Biel is the one girl I’d hop the homosexual fence for, and I think she can do much better than Justin. ScarJo is hot too, but nothing compared to Jessica Biel’s ass. That thing is just magical.
BarbyGurrl | February 6, 2007 at 12:03 pm
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.
BarbyGurrl | February 6, 2007 at 12:03 pm
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.
BarbyGurrl | February 6, 2007 at 12:04 pm
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin’ around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.