Some random sources had reported that Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz so he could be free during his overseas promotional tour of his new album, but it turns out it was all a bunch of nonsense.
“The couple are in fact very much together, as he prepares for the release of his album,” says the source, who is close to Timberlake. “Of course, made-up sources have had them breaking up, getting married, and having a baby ever since they began dating over three years ago.”
I can understand the confusion, since it doesn’t make any sense that they’re still together. One is a global pop sensation adored by girls everywhere and the other is the living incarnation of the Joker. I’m just surprised he hasn’t accidentally fallen into her mouth yet.
@97 have you seen the worst myspace hairstyles thing on demonbaby? There’s some douches.
http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2004/04/first-annual-myspace-stupid-haircut.html
(Sorry, forgot to add the link. And now I’ll shut up.)
there’s nothing i love more than a gangsta thug who loves dinosaurs, stars and telling people “I love you”.
I just need to say for the record there is some fat chick named “danielle” that keeps popping up who writes only in CAPS and is so dumb & annoying that I might start to hate her more than meganharris.
I’m just sayin’…
http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Images/15.jpg
http://catamountsports.cstv.com/sports/w-soccer/mtt/harris_megan00.html
http://www.uncwil.edu/Athletics/2003-04%20womens%20soccer/Profile%20Harris%2C%20Megan.htm
92 – Hey Butterface! This site right here is as close as I get to having a MySpace or Blogger.com or Friendster account because I am not a super-dork like yourself who has no real friends or job. In fact, I had never heard of Friendster until now. Why don’t you try insulting me because I don’t have the latest Trapper Keeper or because I haven’t seen the latest Matthew McConaghey movie? You ugly little snotball.
http://judolphins.cstv.com/sports/c-rowing/mtt/harris_megan00.html
http://www.uncwil.edu/athletics/2001%20Women%27s%20Soccer/05%20Harris%2C%20Megan.htm
Boy, meganharris’ really resemble bulldykes, huh?
Mission accomplished. I set out to prove Megan Harris is not pretty or cute.
biatcho=
http://www.dickandthechicks.com/images/ugly.jpg
MeganHarris – I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
how the fuck did you get a hold of my high school grad picture? You sneaky little shitstain you. Don’t even attempt to go there with me buddy, you won’t make it out alive.
But which is the REAL MeganHarris?
biatcho=
http://static.flickr.com/28/36995814_dd1abc37fc.jpg
God, biatcho, you are so photogenic!
one more time:
biatcho=
http://www.realrealfunny.com/gallery/detail.asp?iType=33&iPic=1113
I like Cameron Diaz better when she’s a 19 year old dumb fuck dancing around topless in futuristic softcore movies. He looks like Bob Saget after a night of hookers and hydroponic northern lights…
ooohhh, that one really hurts me. I have such low self-esteem that these pictures you’re sending out really make me think I look like that. And, it bothers me, you know. I think I might cry now.
Tell me shitstain – today was obviously your last day of 9th grade, yet you’re sitting in front of a computer?? Why not out partying with friends right now? Oh – you didn’t get invited again? Well, there’s always next year to make friends, and to not get erections in front of your public speaking class and to lose the nasal spray from your snot-filled nose.
Let me guess where the nickname shitstain came from: superatomic wedgie by the bigger kids on the bus and everyone saw your shitstaned underpants?
Thanks rori – I know I’m hot!! sizzling!
The thing that’s wrong about me in that 3rd picture is the tattoo. You see, I would never ink myself. I just don’t want to have that on me when I’m like 80, you know?
But other than that, the image is pretty accurate. Kudos shitstain.
*shitstained, sweetie.
thanks, tiger! good job, ace! Nice one, doll.
Cameron Diaz is a circus freak. And I’m not talking regular freak such as the bearded lady. Nah, nah, we are talkin’ HBO’s Carnivale evil hermaphrodite clown and shit.
She’s also going bald.
Does anyone else keep getting fucking logged off?
MeganHarris, Mateo called and wanted me to tell you he doesn’t like you and to please stop following him like an ugly, pasty little puppy.
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Never keeps me signed in, either.
#117
WAIT! i thought that was suri cruise!!!
(thanks for the great site, sweetcheeks)
Megan, come on now… we all know you CAN’T be related to the girl in the xtina pic. NO ONE in your family is remotely that small, or feminine looking, right?
Megan Harris is cool, don’t you all remember?? Waiting for the avalanche….she made out with Leonardo DiCaprio!
#102
that’s so f’ing hillarious!!!
#102
Holy fucking shit, thank you SO much for that. I pissed myself laughing at those tard.
God damn emo kids. Can’t live with ‘em, would have no one to make fun of without them.
#33-Megan Harris looks like a retard on steroids. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
good job Cruising For COck, But none of those Megan Harris’s are me. I”m way prettier than all those jock girls.
i’m sure he actually has fallen into her mouth. he just somehow managed to climb his way out, then back again, and discovered it was a very fun game….
#136
Ouch! that really hurts, boo fucking hoo!I was just giving you a compliment. But if you think your too good for one, then too bad ya hag! You just keep on dreaming if that helps. As for cruising for cOck,..you wish you had a cOck in your hand right now retard!
*making amends* the last post was entirely for MEGASS HARRIS! and not for cruising for cock. MY BAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!
I bet she could swallow a 12 inch cock.
91-
That sounds familiar!!!
Cameron is fugly and looks like she would have a smelly crotch. As for Justin, he can rock my body any day!
Cool picture. I can’t believe Noah Wylie and Bo Jackson are hanging out at the same party behind Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. I didn’t know those guys chilled. Sweet.
Dontcha just hate it when you see a hot guy dating an ugly broad?!?! It’s worse when you stop and realize that she’s 10 years his senior!! Justin…what a waste, maybe if you would’ve just worked things out and stayed with britney she woundn’t have destroyed her career, life, offspring, and looks, and you could’ve stayed with someone on the same callaber as yourself…*tisk tisk tisk*…WISE UP AND DUMP THAT OLD HAG B4 U WIND UP CHANGING HER DEPENDS!!! lol
is itme or does biatcho have a whole fan club of enemies…? this person really doesn’t have a life. by the way, if your listening…are u by in chance the hooker that stands on the corner in front of the doller store?
The difference between you & me (besides the fact that I am white & privileged & you’re not) is that I am not here to make friends with anybody clearly. I have my own friends, but they’re not like any of your friends because they don’t try to kill me if I don’t pay up.
Hate away – it’s what I love most about this site. But it’s refreshing to know that it bugs you to be hated so I am going to work on that even harder. laquita!