Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz not broken up


Some random sources had reported that Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz so he could be free during his overseas promotional tour of his new album, but it turns out it was all a bunch of nonsense.

“The couple are in fact very much together, as he prepares for the release of his album,” says the source, who is close to Timberlake. “Of course, made-up sources have had them breaking up, getting married, and having a baby ever since they began dating over three years ago.”

I can understand the confusion, since it doesn’t make any sense that they’re still together. One is a global pop sensation adored by girls everywhere and the other is the living incarnation of the Joker. I’m just surprised he hasn’t accidentally fallen into her mouth yet.