Some random sources had reported that Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz so he could be free during his overseas promotional tour of his new album, but it turns out it was all a bunch of nonsense.
“The couple are in fact very much together, as he prepares for the release of his album,” says the source, who is close to Timberlake. “Of course, made-up sources have had them breaking up, getting married, and having a baby ever since they began dating over three years ago.”
I can understand the confusion, since it doesn’t make any sense that they’re still together. One is a global pop sensation adored by girls everywhere and the other is the living incarnation of the Joker. I’m just surprised he hasn’t accidentally fallen into her mouth yet.
biatcho | June 23, 2006 at 1:31 pm
fuck yourself meganharris
Chicagoboy | June 23, 2006 at 1:32 pm
I second #1
superstar26 | June 23, 2006 at 1:33 pm
didn’t meganharris star as Cameron Diaz’s neighbor in ‘There’s Something BAout Mary?’
superstar26 | June 23, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Ooops — About
spanglish | June 23, 2006 at 1:34 pm
I don’t get their relationship either. She only looks pretty when she’s airbrushed in a photo. Eversince The Mask, she’s looked like crap. It appears she does her own hair and makeup for events, which is not a good thing.
Chicagoboy | June 23, 2006 at 1:35 pm
#3
HaHaHa Magda! Who was also Munson’s landlady in Kingpin!
“What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?”
“You really jarred something loose there, tiger!”
superstar26 | June 23, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Yup, chicagoboy! LALALALALALALALALALALA
jane's eyre | June 23, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Cameron, you shouldn’t make that face. How would you like it if it got stuck like that?
xikita | June 23, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Don’t kill me, but I think they actually look good together.
Grphdesi23 | June 23, 2006 at 1:39 pm
I heart Justin Timberlake.
jane's eyre | June 23, 2006 at 1:39 pm
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I’m sure she does.
cruzin333 | June 23, 2006 at 1:40 pm
LMFAO she does look like the joker. But I still find her more attractive than Justin, who sounds like his voice has yet to change. And that brillo pad on his head! UGH.
jane's eyre | June 23, 2006 at 1:43 pm
I think the only time Justin looked hot was in that Rock Your Body video. Can’t resist a man who can dance.
I HATED his goldilocks days, and this partial fro thing has got to go, too.
ericisshort | June 23, 2006 at 1:49 pm
She’s hot. You guys are crazy.
Equalparts | June 23, 2006 at 1:51 pm
I hate this fucking website. It’s boring. Who gives a crap that Christina A. went out on the town in short shorts, I can look out my window and see 50 girls like that right now. Isn’t there any such thing as juicy gossip anymore?
All this lame-ass website does is post picture that were papparazzi throwaways.
bigponie | June 23, 2006 at 1:52 pm
they just saw themselves on the big screen and they’re laughing themselves silly on how stupid they look.
Musa_ acuminata | June 23, 2006 at 1:53 pm
You hate it yet you took the time to post. What a maroooooon. Byne now. Push off. Fuckyouvery much.
biatcho | June 23, 2006 at 1:53 pm
15: Go to said window of yours. Walk out onto the ledge. Now jump. See, things are looking better already – for all of us!
destination:beautiful | June 23, 2006 at 1:54 pm
#15-i agree.
How come on YO MOMMA Wilmer Valderamma says cash MANNNNNEY?
chanel_bear | June 23, 2006 at 1:55 pm
I am puzzled by the amount of people who come on this website and post about how much they hate this website. If you hate it #1, who are you on it? and #2 why do you even waste your time posting? seriously, and where did you even get the mistaken impression that people care that you don’t like this website. go away and stop being annoying.
pinky_nip | June 23, 2006 at 1:55 pm
They’re laughing because Cameron just pulled the “pull my finger” joke on an unsuspecting fan.
chanel_bear | June 23, 2006 at 1:56 pm
and what the fuck does number 19 mean?
destination:beautiful | June 23, 2006 at 1:56 pm
i heart this website.
it’s just that the stories posted so far today lack pizazz.
CoJo | June 23, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Hilarious, Equalparts! Don’t you have anything to do today? It’s Friday. You actually took the time to get a username and password so you can say a site sucks. You sound like the type that would move to the country and complain about the birds. Seriously. Do you have any gossip?
I heard Angelina had a paparazzo arrested for sneaking picts of Maddox at daycare.
See, we all have a bunch of time on our hands today!
biatcho | June 23, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Well if you’re all bored with this shit just click on Destination: Beautiful’s name. Because she has like the coolest myspace EVERR!
You are a true poet laureate. fucking loser. join your buddy #15 with jumping out the window. That’s what real poets do anyways so you’ll be all cool & shit.
And you’re not allowed to watch the Colbert Report. Only funny, cool are allowed to so stay the fuck away from it before you ruin it.
sweetcheeks | June 23, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Here’s a pizazz-y story for you: Jessica Simpson got a nose job. It’s now even smaller than Ashlee’s. And it looks god-awful.
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
destination:beautiful | June 23, 2006 at 2:00 pm
ouch. that was mean. i didn’t realize i said anything that bad.
TaiTai | June 23, 2006 at 2:01 pm
I’m pretty sure Justin Timberlake is Cameron Diaz’s “Katie Holmes.” She only lets him out every once in a while, and he has to smile uncomfortably for the cameras and act all happy, then she puts him back and gives him a makeover before the next outing. She calls him “Just.” Oh, and he recently had L. Ron Hubbard’s baby.
imabeeatch | June 23, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Lamebananas – Being the loudest kid on the short bus is not something to be proud of.
CoJo | June 23, 2006 at 2:01 pm
I think Wilmer Vilderama is attempting to create a catch phrase. It’s pretty lame. It’s so 1980′s Miami, no?
destination:beautiful | June 23, 2006 at 2:03 pm
sweetcheeks:
omg. that picture is scary. i hope that’s not really her.
cojo: it just sounds like he’s talking to someone named manney.
biatcho | June 23, 2006 at 2:03 pm
27: you didn’t say anything bad. I just pick on people that deserve it and, as I have stated many times today, I am especially bored and just feeling punchy, but in a good way.
El drama del Internet | June 23, 2006 at 2:03 pm
#20 is obviously confused.
Pay attention now, beautifull:
TheSuperficial:
http://www.thesuperficial.com
Megan Harris (in a very flatering pink shirt, i must say):
http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Images/34.jpg
Now go and bash correctly.
destination:beautiful | June 23, 2006 at 2:05 pm
oh okay. no big deal.
rori | June 23, 2006 at 2:07 pm
@32 I heart you, but I would be terrified to let you see my myspace.
biatcho | June 23, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Give me your myspace right now rori. I demand it.
Musa_ acuminata | June 23, 2006 at 2:09 pm
destination:banaltown
Musa_ acuminata | June 23, 2006 at 2:09 pm
come on rori give it up…
destination:beautiful | June 23, 2006 at 2:10 pm
32
i think i’ve learned my lesson.
biatcho | June 23, 2006 at 2:10 pm
You wouldn’t have mentionied it if you didn’t want to give it up rori… come on, let’s see it. And while you’re at it smoke this marijunan cigarette as well.
destination:beautiful | June 23, 2006 at 2:11 pm
what’s banaltown?
Musa_ acuminata | June 23, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Everyone,s doing it…come on, be cool.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 23, 2006 at 2:12 pm
They’re like the perfect McCouple.
bigponie | June 23, 2006 at 2:12 pm
come on rori, give up the account, I mean it’s not like there’s stalkers around here
biatcho | June 23, 2006 at 2:13 pm
#39 I really don’t think that you have learned your lesson. I still see poetry and goofy-ass pictures of yourself trying to look like a darkie washington. Why don’t you just wipe the slate clean & start over again.
bigponie | June 23, 2006 at 2:14 pm
@41 it’s when a well hung ponie goes down-town in your ass
Musa_ acuminata | June 23, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Banal–Drearily commonplace and often predictable, Trite.
Town–A population center that is larger than a village and smaller than a city.
Musa_ acuminata | June 23, 2006 at 2:16 pm
rori? myspace please.
spatz | June 23, 2006 at 2:17 pm
let the myspace bashing begin!
rori | June 23, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Errr…. Idk. Are you some sort of predator that’s going to show up on perverted justice next week?