Justin Timberlake Called Madonna ‘My Ninja’ On Twitter, Is In Some Shit
To celebrate the ancient day when dark forces penetrated this realm, manifesting themselves into the physical form we now know as Madonna, mortal slave to the bone hands, Justin Timberlake took to Twitter where he proclaimed the following message to all the land. Via ONTD:
A HAPPIEST of Bdays to my mother chucking ninja, @Madonna!! Hope you have a great one, M!
In Justin Timberlake’s defense, Madonna does have a history of using words she has no business using no matter how many black children she steals from African villages – I’m sorry, “adopts.” – so I can understand if he was trying to speak to her in her own language. The important thing is he deleted the tweet and hopefully stuck to just reciting passages from the Necronomicon. For example, my personal favorite:
“N’gai, n’gha’ghaa, bugg-shoggog, y’hah;
I don’t know what that means, but I just watched all time and space transform itself into a giant squid and demand human sacrifice, so there’s no way she won’t love that. It’s the simple gifts.