I’m Pretty Sure Amanda Seyfried Just Called Justin Timberlake Gay
In the March issue of Glamour, Amanda Seyfried sets the record straight that she did NOT bang Justin Timberlake and then takes it one step further by basically outing him which is the only way to read this:
Oh, I think any female that meets him at first is like, “I want to date you.” He seems so perfect, but you get to know him, and he’s a good pal.
Of course, Justin Timberlake’s clearly not gay because he just made a lifelong commitment to Jessica Biel and everyone knows marriage is a sacred and holy institution that causes deceivers to burst into flames should they try to use it a ruse. (And before anyone mentions Kim Kardashian, two words: Flame-retardant plastic.)