“That’s right. Laugh into my erection, puppet. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.”
Back when Justin Timberlake tricked Olivia Munn into thinking he broke up with Jessica Biel, it was also rumored that Mila Kunis shot him down while they were filming Friends With Benefits. Of course, that was when she was half-blind and under the impression Macaulay Culkin didn’t look like a 15-year-old drug addict, so cut to the SAG Awards this past weekend where a vision-restored Mila was all over Justin. People reports:
Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis spent much of the night after the Screen Actors Guild Awards hanging out together at the PEOPLE/Entertainment Industry Foundation SAG Gala.
Then later on Sunday night, the singer/actor and his Friends With Benefits costar were “pretty inseparable” at another bash thrown by the Weinstein Company and Dewars, an observer says.
Look, I could sit here and say this is a simple case of two colleagues having a completely platonic good time together, but that would also imply that human biology doesn’t compel us to seek intercourse with aesthetically pleasing people in an effort to pass on superior genes. So in a way, these two had to fuck, and I don’t see how Jessica Biel can get mad about that. I mean, even I want to be angry because my last sexual encounter was with a sock, but as a wise man once told me, “Sometimes you have to put your hate-boner down and be a scientist about shit.”
- Carl Sagan. June 4, 1989.
FIRSST!
moron
Look…it is Justin. He gets what he wants and that is that.
I don’t see why he gets what he wants. The guy is a total duffus. He has no sex appeal whatsoever.
“Look, I could sit here and say this is a simple case of two colleagues having a completely platonic good time together, but that would also imply that human biology doesn’t compel us to seek intercourse with aesthetically pleasing people in an effort to pass on superior genes.”
Hahaha. Very very well said. That girl is gorgeous! Who could resist?
I wouldve stayed with Biel and played patty-cake on her sculpted ass cheeks.
I agree. Biel is hotter than this chick, but JT has been banging that ass for awhile now. The kid probally just wanted something new.
Not me.
On our first date, I would tell her “Jessica, I will never get tired of bangin’ that ass”.
hey if he discarded Aylssa milano ,JB would mean nothing except more A-list pussy in his notches.
Well, that clinches it. Dick-in-a-box Boy must die.
SECOND!!!
Hey! Don’t put me down!
She leaves the 12 year old dope show for this Chia Pet?
Cha cha cha Chia.;)
They don’t call him “Jusin Trousersnake” for nuthin.
You’re right, they don’t call him that at all.
LOL
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!
Thanks for thinking of me, Mac. :)
*inserts butt plug*
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!
Is that a gay thing? I have no fucking idea what FAP is supposed to mean & what the fuck does a butt plug have to do with anything?
fap is the sound produced by jerking off st00pid
Pocket pool time, it’s your shot, Mila.
Right ball, center pocket.
Lucky Mila. I’d have let him bang too…he’s HOT!!!
This picture looks doctored to me. The dude in the background should be staring at her ass and he isn’t.
this pic is a still from the movie, so dude in background is an extra being paid not to look
Theres a very simple reason for that. She has no ass.
@testington – its a joke
@morty – LOL
“So you’ll sneak me into the house for a night with Jessie and all I have to do is get Macaulay to meet you in the ruins of Neverland Ranch?”
“Plus the face. No deal unless he makes the face when my pants go down.”
I don’t doubt it. The post ice breaking line “I just broke up with my gf” is one of the most effective ever but yet so unsubtle.
BTW that line originated from middle earth inhabitants
She’s gorgeous – incredibly toned and curvaceous. Body language at SWAG’s – and pretty much any picture you see of them together – says they’re very familiar and comfortable with each other.
She has curves? AHAHAHAHA.
I was referring to the shape of her hamstring and calf muscles.
If she took her shoes off she’d be the perfect height…
is Jessica Biel still alive even? Has anybody seen any pictures of her anywhere in the past 6 months?
Also, Justin is apparently learning
Britney Spears < Cameron Diaz < Jessica Beil < Mila Kunis
he’s learning well that pocketless jedi. but how short is kunis, her heels look a foot tall
short, smort… face down, ass up is the great equalizer.
Why is that dude touching JT’s junk? Is he TSA or something?
If this is her rebound guy then she needs to go back to the eye Dr.
Cute couple!
wow she is so unbelievably hot…what a lucky bastard JT is…fuck him!!!
man oh man ..
I hate Hollywood. All anyone says is that they hung out at the party, now it’s all over the internet that they are banging. Thats ridiculous.
…and then Justin came for the Jessica Biels, and I did nothing, for I was not a Jessica Biel…
…and then Justin came for the Mila Kunises and I did nothing, for I was not a Mila Kunis…
…and then Justin came for me…because there were literally no women left on earth he hadn’t fouled with his superior seed…
…and I did nothing, for it would be the closest I’d ever get to banging a Jessica Biel or a Mila Kunis…
OUCH! Jesus, JT, at least take your watch off, ripping out my ass hairs and shite…
Carl Sagan was and still is better than you and everyone you love combined.
I hate this skinny-jeans-huge-heels trend. Mila is gorgeous, but she looks like her ankles are about to break and she’s going to fall over.
Uh, is it just me, or are her shoes WAY too big for her? Or maybe the back of her foot is freakishly long?
Pumps for the casual whore.
It’s not just you. The first thing I thought when I saw the photo was ‘WTF is on her feet?’.
I think the colour emphasises the fucked-uppedness.
You can have dat skank puss, JT. ’cause I ain’t having none of goddamm Macaulay Culkin’s leftovers. Same goes for you dillweeds who rave about Jolie – Billy Bob Thornton fucked that up for everyone else, Pitt would give a shit if he wasn’t an even bigger pussy with his “Adopt All of Africa” shtick.
“had to fuck”…
You are not a biologist, blogger boy. Stick to your moronic hollywood-related bullshit.
Turn your head and cough please.
Somewhere Macaulay Culkin is doing that thing where he slaps both sides of his face and screams.
And because Jessica Biel looks like a man.
That doesn’t look like this clickerdeclick what i’m standardly carrying around in my pocket now instead of the big gun…
Is she bringing his lunch or something?!
wrinkles and forehead veins.so hot. top it off with a large nose and you get super hot stuff.
he did it just for the pictures & to please america in general.
NEXT TIME HIS BOY FRIENDS ARE EAGERLY WAITING.
Hahaha “puppet” — that’s such an awesome insult
Haven’t you ever heard the saying “no matter how hot a girl is, somewhere there is a guy who is sick of her crap” (or something like that)? Jessica Biel is hot, but apparently Justin is sick of her not being Mila Kunis.
More evidence that American women have horrible taste in men.
Sounds like he’s getting the green light. If he’s not hitting that he doesn’t really like girls. Mila Kunis is top shelf, premier tail and you don’t let that walk away unless you secretly like pole. I don’t care how rich and famous you are.
I still can’t believe she dated that Home Alone guy. He looks like an alien hybrid.