Justin Timberlake Banged Mila Kunis
“That’s right. Laugh into my erection, puppet. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.”
Back when Justin Timberlake tricked Olivia Munn into thinking he broke up with Jessica Biel, it was also rumored that Mila Kunis shot him down while they were filming Friends With Benefits. Of course, that was when she was half-blind and under the impression Macaulay Culkin didn’t look like a 15-year-old drug addict, so cut to the SAG Awards this past weekend where a vision-restored Mila was all over Justin. People reports:
Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis spent much of the night after the Screen Actors Guild Awards hanging out together at the PEOPLE/Entertainment Industry Foundation SAG Gala.
Then later on Sunday night, the singer/actor and his Friends With Benefits costar were “pretty inseparable” at another bash thrown by the Weinstein Company and Dewars, an observer says.
Look, I could sit here and say this is a simple case of two colleagues having a completely platonic good time together, but that would also imply that human biology doesn’t compel us to seek intercourse with aesthetically pleasing people in an effort to pass on superior genes. So in a way, these two had to fuck, and I don’t see how Jessica Biel can get mad about that. I mean, even I want to be angry because my last sexual encounter was with a sock, but as a wise man once told me, “Sometimes you have to put your hate-boner down and be a scientist about shit.”
- Carl Sagan. June 4, 1989.