Justin Bieber’s mom Pattie Lynn Malette has reportedly been offered a spread in Playboy, according to Canadian blogger Zack Taylor. And that’s not gonna mess this kid up at all. I mean, what’s healthier to a young boy’s development than giving him more money than Batman, letting him near Kim Kardashian and then seeing his own mother suggestively naked? I’ll be amazed if he doesn’t grow up to become a doctor. Granted, it’ll be the kind that gives people pig faces in an abandoned warehouse, but hey, you still gotta graduate med school for that.
(First person to catch the Grant Morrison references touches less vagina than me. Go!)
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did you say ‘justine’ on purpose?
stick what…. Justin or the test tube?
This Snortley motherfucker is a living, breathing, ringing endorsement for stringent immigration laws and retroactive abortion.
Are you serious? I’m a girl and I see no evidence of eyeshadow on this kid.
Hmm, who cares if he’s wearing make-up…. who do you think is cool? Is he famous? Then he probably wears makeup! Big deal! Though still I do believe Justin is gay and in the closet… but again, who cares? There’s nothing wrong with that at all. Don’t judge people, especially if they aren’t hurting anyone! Love is the answer my friend! Maybe you need a hug. (by the way… I’m straight, I just am not ignorant, :) )
If the little twit is nice to me I’ll write him a tune he can kick off at the Playboy Mansion with Hef . Gonna call it “Mama’s Snatch”.
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i think he means mascara?
Yeah, he’s wearing makeup. GUYS WEAR MAKEUP NOW. get over it.
rofl, and yeah proof I’m straight? Only reason I’m here is cause I came to check out his mom… >_> Almost makes me wish I went to the Bieber concert that was on here tonight! Haha…