Justin Bieber’s Mom Might Do Playboy

June 25th, 2010 // 56 Comments

Justin Bieber’s mom Pattie Lynn Malette has reportedly been offered a spread in Playboy, according to Canadian blogger Zack Taylor. And that’s not gonna mess this kid up at all. I mean, what’s healthier to a young boy’s development than giving him more money than Batman, letting him near Kim Kardashian and then seeing his own mother suggestively naked? I’ll be amazed if he doesn’t grow up to become a doctor. Granted, it’ll be the kind that gives people pig faces in an abandoned warehouse, but hey, you still gotta graduate med school for that.

(First person to catch the Grant Morrison references touches less vagina than me. Go!)

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. John Brinsky

    I’d hit it.

  2. Alex

    That dude’s a chick. I don’t give a shit what my niece says. I’m with Harry Potter on this one.

  3. Commented on this photo:

    How old is she?

    • Jack Armstrong "The All-American Boy"

      The kid is 16 and his mother became pregnant at 18. Factoring in gestation time, that would make her about 35.

      • sos

        Damn. I hope I look like that at 35. Seeing Kate Gosselin has me a bit nervous, although yeah she did have a ton of kids!

  4. Pat

    Rod Serling… Twilight Zone… Except it wasn’t a basement. All the doctors and nurses had pig faces and the girl was “ugly” after the operation because she looked like Marilyn Monroe!!

  5. kz

    When you write “might do Playboy,” it suggests that she’s considering it, not that she was offered. Secondly, Justin is very pretty. Like mother, like daughter.

  6. bar room hero

    I hear his name all the time, who is this little mofo?

    Mothers doing playboy = very slaggy move

  7. natalie

    I beg to differ. I’d much rather see the mom.

  8. sunshine

    Justin and his mom both get their hair cut at Great Clips on discount day.

  9. high concept

    I know no one is going to give you props for the Grant Morrison “Batman and Robin’ reference. But I am. And yes, I touch the vagina. A lot.

  10. Buy mommy a boob job!

  11. Cardinal Fang

    I’d love to see her Bieber beaver

  12. Nameless

    So which one of the two pictured above is the bitch going to do Playboy?

  13. Richard McBeef

    she looks like john kerry’s daughter. nast.

  14. He’d whack to it, bet on it !

  15. Clem
    Commented on this photo:

    That is the faggiest looking kid ever. He makes Billy Elliot look like Rambo.

  16. Randal's Rectum

    Mother like daughter! It’s easy to see where Justin gets her good looks! I say go for it, you sexy cougar! Who knows, one day your lovely daughter will take some time off from her busy touring schedule and grace the pages of Hef’s magazine! When she’s of age, of course!

  17. anonym

    if playboy does this, they will officially be the shittiest magazine out there, even worse than Stuff magazine.

    Playboy is so lame that they have to pay the mother of the 2nd cousin on the step dad’s side of someone famous to get topless.

  18. Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    god damn I want to see her naked….and taking a cock, but I’ll settle for naked.

  19. Blech

    Ew. If Playboy displays moms, they may ask Kate Gosselin to pose for them.

    :: Vomits ::

  20. captain america

    I hope she tells her “SON” in time a penis isn’t made to kiss ass’ of other boys!!

  21. Leave it to Beaver

    Did I mention that Bieber means Beaver in German?

  22. August Teen

    Yeah, his mom got knocked up at 18, he’s a biebillionaire at 16, and they’re supposedly devout. That can only end well.

  23. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  24. tc

    I would do both of them.

  25. Rhialto

    Is that the ‘mastermind’ behind that all?

  26. Bimbamboing

    Is that the one who washes and dress him?!

  27. Peppy lePew
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a definite BILF.

  28. Charles

    I totally disagree!!! Anyone who thinks seeing his MOTHER naked in a widely circulated magazine like Playboy will not affect him is fooling themselves. My mother was a beautiful woman but I would have been mortified if she ever appeared in a magazine like PlayboyI Is it just me or has decency gone hay-wire? It’s bad enough that Justin LOOKS like a girl and now to have his own MOTHER be approached to do a photoshoot for Playboy – - – I find it totally disgusting!

  29. sos
    Commented on this photo:

    I really thought his mom was his girlfriend or something, she looks so young! I think it would be bad for his career to have her be in playboy, but who knows. Would be weird for him in general too.

  30. Harrybigggy

    wow justin bieber looks just like his mum i wonder if he still breastfeeds???

  31. RudeAsThatKanyeGuy

    If the little twit is nice to me I’ll write him a tune he can kick off at the Playboy Mansion with Hef . Gonna call it “Mama’s Snatch”.

  32. Andy

    Hell, she could probably pull it off, especially with the makeovers Playboy gives their models and the airbrushing and tinting they do.

  33. Jess

    Red robin reference next please

  34. Wow.

    Fuckin’ super MILF

  35. Gary B
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Justin Beiber, can I screw your mom’s brains out? Just asking.

  36. B

    Damn it. My first thought was about the new Batman and Robin series. However, I suppose most people who are searching for Bieber news aren’t readers…

    Also, I don’t like Grant Morrison

    (and I’m a girl, so I don’t mind admitting it.)

  37. hotdog

    whitest teeth i ever came across

  38. hubemx
    Commented on this photo:

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  39. BECCA

    THAT IS NOT HIS MOM ITS HIS STEP MOMMMM!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW JB!!!!

  40. Hayley

    That’s complete BULLSHIT! People really should spread such untrue rumors! Especially these kind of ones! Give the guy a reak- he’s only 16!

  41. Nice

    If it were true – but its probably not.

    http://starwarsforps3.com

  42. iYoungRJ

    EWWWW!! look at the color diffrence of her teeth…. please die lonely..
    and justin Keep’s Suckin’ balls!
    why the fuck you think Usher will bring him in this game….

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