Justin Bieber’s mom Pattie Lynn Malette has reportedly been offered a spread in Playboy, according to Canadian blogger Zack Taylor. And that’s not gonna mess this kid up at all. I mean, what’s healthier to a young boy’s development than giving him more money than Batman, letting him near Kim Kardashian and then seeing his own mother suggestively naked? I’ll be amazed if he doesn’t grow up to become a doctor. Granted, it’ll be the kind that gives people pig faces in an abandoned warehouse, but hey, you still gotta graduate med school for that.
(First person to catch the Grant Morrison references touches less vagina than me. Go!)
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