Justin Bieber’s mom Pattie Lynn Malette has reportedly been offered a spread in Playboy, according to Canadian blogger Zack Taylor. And that’s not gonna mess this kid up at all. I mean, what’s healthier to a young boy’s development than giving him more money than Batman, letting him near Kim Kardashian and then seeing his own mother suggestively naked? I’ll be amazed if he doesn’t grow up to become a doctor. Granted, it’ll be the kind that gives people pig faces in an abandoned warehouse, but hey, you still gotta graduate med school for that.
(First person to catch the Grant Morrison references touches less vagina than me. Go!)
Photos: Getty, Splash News
Que | June 25, 2010 at 11:04 am
Que high cinco Beiber.
dummy | June 25, 2010 at 11:06 am
I’m first dummies.
Tom | June 25, 2010 at 11:07 am
Really? Professor Pyg? Really?
JDF | June 25, 2010 at 12:24 pm
apparently, tom really likes batman & robin.
ZigZagZoey | June 25, 2010 at 11:08 am
Ha! Beiber beaver…
RudeAsThatKanyeGuy | June 26, 2010 at 7:08 pm
If the little twit is nice to me I’ll write him a tune he can kick off at the Playboy Mansion with Hef . Gonna call it “Mama’s Snatch”.
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Hugh Hefner | June 25, 2010 at 11:10 am
I really want the boy, but I have to do this in stages……
Just trying to broaden the magazine’s following. Things are rough in the hard copy business these days.
Crabby Old Guy | June 25, 2010 at 11:14 am
Well, considering that her son probably doesn’t even have a dick, what’s the problem? Might finally have that family serve a purpose.
Pus infected crack Ho | June 25, 2010 at 11:25 am
huh?
Nick | June 25, 2010 at 11:29 am
Looks like a MILF. Wonder if her Justin is shaved.
Rob | June 25, 2010 at 11:30 am
he has a mom? i thought he was grown in a test tube. still tho, id stick it.
dpbefun | June 25, 2010 at 2:13 pm
stick what…. Justin or the test tube?
Georgeo | June 25, 2010 at 11:46 am
What a stupid, misleading headline.
Taz | June 25, 2010 at 11:52 am
I’d look
bessa | June 25, 2010 at 11:55 am
i love you justin !
Justin Bieber | June 25, 2010 at 12:09 pm
How much do you love me Bessa? Will you lovingly suckle my boyish pink erection? Can you score me some coke?
Words are cheap….Justine Bieber wants girls who take action.
Rush | June 25, 2010 at 1:27 pm
did you say ‘justine’ on purpose?
Catch22 | June 25, 2010 at 12:00 pm
he’s seen enough freerange ladyparts to desensitize him for life… this most definately make no difference
Rough against the grain | June 25, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Which one is the BIBZ?
mamamiasweetpeaches | June 25, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Why? Who wants to see HER naked? I know theres a line a coupla miles long to see HIM naked (My daughters a fan and so are all her little female schoolmates: He is probably THE second most sought-after piece of ass currently on the market, right behind Taylor Lautner). But his MOM? No Thanks!
John Brinsky | June 25, 2010 at 1:15 pm
I’d hit it.
Alex | June 25, 2010 at 1:18 pm
That dude’s a chick. I don’t give a shit what my niece says. I’m with Harry Potter on this one.
Pat | June 25, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Rod Serling… Twilight Zone… Except it wasn’t a basement. All the doctors and nurses had pig faces and the girl was “ugly” after the operation because she looked like Marilyn Monroe!!
kz | June 25, 2010 at 1:37 pm
When you write “might do Playboy,” it suggests that she’s considering it, not that she was offered. Secondly, Justin is very pretty. Like mother, like daughter.
bar room hero | June 25, 2010 at 1:37 pm
I hear his name all the time, who is this little mofo?
Mothers doing playboy = very slaggy move
natalie | June 25, 2010 at 1:37 pm
I beg to differ. I’d much rather see the mom.
sunshine | June 25, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Justin and his mom both get their hair cut at Great Clips on discount day.
high concept | June 25, 2010 at 2:44 pm
I know no one is going to give you props for the Grant Morrison “Batman and Robin’ reference. But I am. And yes, I touch the vagina. A lot.
Rex Kramer | June 25, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Buy mommy a boob job!
Cardinal Fang | June 25, 2010 at 3:27 pm
I’d love to see her Bieber beaver
Nameless | June 25, 2010 at 3:46 pm
So which one of the two pictured above is the bitch going to do Playboy?
Richard McBeef | June 25, 2010 at 4:00 pm
she looks like john kerry’s daughter. nast.
Richard McBeef | June 25, 2010 at 4:01 pm
yeah like for real john kerry’s daughter alexandra or something.
http://24ahead.com/images/alexandra-kerry-see-through-dress.jpg
frisbeeken | June 25, 2010 at 4:12 pm
He’d whack to it, bet on it !
Randal's Rectum | June 25, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Mother like daughter! It’s easy to see where Justin gets her good looks! I say go for it, you sexy cougar! Who knows, one day your lovely daughter will take some time off from her busy touring schedule and grace the pages of Hef’s magazine! When she’s of age, of course!
anonym | June 25, 2010 at 7:46 pm
if playboy does this, they will officially be the shittiest magazine out there, even worse than Stuff magazine.
Playboy is so lame that they have to pay the mother of the 2nd cousin on the step dad’s side of someone famous to get topless.
Blech | June 25, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Ew. If Playboy displays moms, they may ask Kate Gosselin to pose for them.
:: Vomits ::
captain america | June 26, 2010 at 12:22 am
I hope she tells her “SON” in time a penis isn’t made to kiss ass’ of other boys!!
Leave it to Beaver | June 26, 2010 at 1:35 am
Did I mention that Bieber means Beaver in German?
August Teen | June 26, 2010 at 1:47 am
Yeah, his mom got knocked up at 18, he’s a biebillionaire at 16, and they’re supposedly devout. That can only end well.
jsunderland18 | June 26, 2010 at 2:33 am
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
tc | June 26, 2010 at 3:49 am
I would do both of them.
Rhialto | June 26, 2010 at 8:23 am
Is that the ‘mastermind’ behind that all?
Darth | June 26, 2010 at 8:27 am
Which one?! The long-haired one?
Bimbamboing | June 26, 2010 at 8:56 am
Is that the one who washes and dress him?!
Charles | June 26, 2010 at 11:51 am
I totally disagree!!! Anyone who thinks seeing his MOTHER naked in a widely circulated magazine like Playboy will not affect him is fooling themselves. My mother was a beautiful woman but I would have been mortified if she ever appeared in a magazine like PlayboyI Is it just me or has decency gone hay-wire? It’s bad enough that Justin LOOKS like a girl and now to have his own MOTHER be approached to do a photoshoot for Playboy – - – I find it totally disgusting!
Harrybigggy | June 26, 2010 at 3:01 pm
wow justin bieber looks just like his mum i wonder if he still breastfeeds???
RudeAsThatKanyeGuy | June 26, 2010 at 7:04 pm
If the little twit is nice to me I’ll write him a tune he can kick off at the Playboy Mansion with Hef . Gonna call it “Mama’s Snatch”.
Andy | June 26, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Hell, she could probably pull it off, especially with the makeovers Playboy gives their models and the airbrushing and tinting they do.
Jess | June 27, 2010 at 7:24 am
Red robin reference next please
Wow. | June 27, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Fuckin’ super MILF
B | June 28, 2010 at 2:16 am
Damn it. My first thought was about the new Batman and Robin series. However, I suppose most people who are searching for Bieber news aren’t readers…
Also, I don’t like Grant Morrison
(and I’m a girl, so I don’t mind admitting it.)
hotdog | June 28, 2010 at 8:56 am
whitest teeth i ever came across
BECCA | July 30, 2010 at 11:01 pm
THAT IS NOT HIS MOM ITS HIS STEP MOMMMM!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW JB!!!!
Hayley | August 24, 2010 at 12:14 pm
That’s complete BULLSHIT! People really should spread such untrue rumors! Especially these kind of ones! Give the guy a reak- he’s only 16!
Nice | November 8, 2010 at 11:11 pm
If it were true – but its probably not.
http://starwarsforps3.com
iYoungRJ | November 17, 2010 at 8:17 pm
EWWWW!! look at the color diffrence of her teeth…. please die lonely..
and justin Keep’s Suckin’ balls!
why the fuck you think Usher will bring him in this game….