Justin Bieber Wrote A Song About Mariah Yeater, Too. Oh, Good.

April 24th, 2012 // 27 Comments
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If you thought Justin Bieber tweeting a Borat video at Mariah Yeater, the girl who accused him of being the father of her baby, was the dickishest thing he could ever do, you clearly underestimated our Maple Lord’s propensity to flaunt his syrupy power because, surprise, he wrote a song about her, too. BBC News reports:

Discussing the inspiration for his next album, Bieber said he’d written “songs like that girl – Mariah Yeater – who said she was going to have my baby”.
He added: “I wrote about that situation.”
The 18-year-old singer was speaking at a London club where journalists had gathered to hear new tracks from his upcoming album Believe.
It’s not yet known if the song about Yeater will make the final track listing for that album.

In Justin Bieber’s defense, he has openly stated that he wants to be the next Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson does have a famous song about a kid that’s not his son. Then again, Michael Jackson was a pedophile, so there’s no way the kid could be his, whereas Justin Bieber is a little horndog who “allegedly” bangs chicks backstage without a condom on for 30 seconds and then has his lawyers completely destroy them in the press for sport. In fact, one time I saw him put on a fox hunting outfit and chase a pregnant chick across a field while playing a bugle. True story.

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  1. Jonas Grumby

    Thanks so much Biebs, now we all have to see Yeater’s homely mug on countless web pages.

  2. vgirly

    she kinda reminds me of mischa barton.

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    Good for him, hes an18 year old little kid and he is being a dick to some whore who tried to ruin his life, man he really needs a lesson in manners

  4. Her parents should be flogged and put in the stockade for raising a self-centered bitch like this. I don’t think this Yeater chick realizes how lucky she is not to have this bitch’s spawn inside her.

  5. The list of the worst 21 things is almost totally wrong. The only one on that list I agree with is the Blackeyed Peas. It’s missing the Kuntrashians, Glee, reality tv and Blowhan.

  6. El Jefe

    In about 3 to 5 years this jackass will be as popular and as recognizable as a member of New Kids on the Block. My only fear is that with him gone someone worse will take over. Thankfully the Jonas Brothers are all but gone from the spotlight.

    • long duk dong

      indeed…yet fish keeps foisting this shitfest on an unsuspecting blogging public day after day after day…who the hell gives a shit about bieber aside from toddlers?? my 6, 7, 8 year old nieces don’t even like him…

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    How does he get MORE effeminate looking the older he gets? It’s really bizarre.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Remember in Boys Don’t Cry when we find out Hilary has boobs? Selena Gomez seems to be really slow on the uptake.

  8. Chris

    Justin… just open the Closet door and come out. You are not fooling anyone.

  9. I unfortunately had the radio on and Ryan Douchecrest announced that this kid’s new song is #1. Hadn’t heard any of it until just now and holy RIP OFF of the Ying Yang Twins “Wait (The Whisper Song)”

  10. “You’re as likely to have my baby as I am to have Usher’s, and we try harder.”

  11. cc

    It takes a unique brand of stupidity for him to bring this up again. A unique brand called ‘fucking stunned’.

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    I bet he smells nice

  13. kimmykimkim

    Girrlll (wah wah wah wahhh), you’ll be a woman soon.

  14. vekfan

    I’m not a fan of this kid at all, but the whore tried to ruin his life, why shouldn’t he be ruining hers? Hell, I’d have done a lot more than just writing a song about her.

  15. Beastman AIDS

    I know some people say any publicity is good publicity but when you’re famous for getting punked by Justin Bieber it’s time to rethink your life.

  16. Brooke

    While the bitch with the baby scheme is a total waste of human existence, Bieber flaunting his fame in her face and personally insulting her on Twitter and in his own songs is mighty douchey. I hated him for his shitty music and stupid haircuts but now I hate him for, on top of all that, being a shithead.

    And oh god, he and Taylor Swift need to never collaborate on a song.

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    It’s like if KD Lang got some very good plastic surgery.

    And, in that scenario, the boy could actually sing.

  18. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Beiber’s future grey haired, worn out adult self is standing right beside him, and he doesn’t even know it. I pity someone whose ‘highs’ in life come/came at an age where they don’t really know what they’ve got (cue Cinderella…)

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    Hollywood Florida Oceanfront Hotel
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