Justin Bieber Used A Wheelchair To Skip Lines At Disneyland ‘Allegedly’

July 23rd, 2014 // 17 Comments
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When it rains Justin Bieber is a shithead posts, it pours, so here’s a picture of him at Disneyland tweeted by SWAGGYJB3194 and you’ll probably notice he’s in a wheelchair. According to TMZ, it’s because he used it to cut in line at Disneyland, but according to Justin’s people, it’s because he injured his knee playing basketball and already gets special treatment at Disneyland anyway, so what would be the point? Which makes sense until you realize this is another attempt to make him look like a gangsta. And while my head wants to remind everyone he’s a fucking white kid from Canada, my heart still wants to see him get shot by George Zimmerman, so ignore that all that Canada stuff I just said. Ballers be ballin’! You know how they do. Slap me some skin, blood. Fried chicken all night! (I may have taken this too far.)

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  1. Usher

    It’s believable that he injured his knee playing with balls.

  2. JC

    A wheelchair ain’t gansta, son. You either pimp limp or just admit you’re a little girl.

  3. One time at Six Flags Magic Mountain I was waiting in line for Tatsu and all of a sudden they stop the ride for almost 30 min, and I was “oh the ride broke” but then I see Bieber and like 5 friends go on the ride by themselves.

  4. Swearin

    Please secretly be dying and in Make-A-Wish Foundation, please secretly be dying and in Make-A-Wish Foundation, please secretly be dying and in Make-A-Wish Foundation…

  5. If the story is true, would it even make the top ten list of douchebag things he’s done?

  6. Obi Wan Kanblowme

    Actually Disneyland doesn’t do that anymore. They widened the lines to allow wheelchairs to wait with all the other riders, or they make them wait at the exit while a surrogate goes in line for them.

  7. kurgen99

    He needs a STROLLER. He probably just didn’t want to walk.

  8. buzz

    The story is BS. JB is stupid is hell and can’t walk upright but you have to be a deaf, dumb and blind moron not to know who JB is and that he isn’t handicapped nor wheelchair bound.

  9. MarketingMike

    In other news. According to the book in Vegas,
    Bieber’s fame just hit 14 minutes, 59 seconds.

  10. Ash

    Not that I want to defend the Biebs, but celebrities (especially big ones) don’t wait in line at all. They have handlers that show them around the park, and they are taken to the front of the line so they aren’t mobbed in line.

  11. “You, bitch, you seen Russell Brand anywhere? He said to meet him here in this thing?”

  12. I have to admit, I’m impressed. The imagination this kid must have so that when he wakes up every day and says to himself, “What could I possibly do today that will make me look like more of a cunt than I already am?”

    And then he manages this. Well done, young man. Can’t wait to see what you do next.

  13. Miley Cyrusis aslut

    Don’t be so hard on poor distraught Justin B-Bare. It is difficult to accept that his bitch prefers to spend her time in the company of real lesbians, not with homodwarfs from Canada.

  14. Injured his knee playing football? What position? Penalty flag?

  15. Dumbo

    What a douchebag.

    He needs a bib, a blankey and a sippy cup to suck on.

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