Justin #Bbare Hotboxed A Private Jet, Dem Panties

The Superficial / February 6, 2014

Ya know how ya got off work at Applebee’s, and ya boys all like, “Buzz cruise, son!” and ya ride around in ya mom’s Subaru thinkin’ ya the pimps of Tinytown? Well, fuck yo’ shit, B-Bare clambakes PLANES. Flap, flap, bitch. Peacock that shit, NBC News:

According to multiple law enforcement sources, the leased, luxurious Gulfstream IV on which the 19-year-old Canadian pop star, his father and an entourage of 10 friends traveled was so full of marijuana smoke that the pilots were forced to wear oxygen masks.
“The captain of the flight stated that he warned the passengers, including Bieber, on several occasions to stop smoking marijuana,” says the official report of the incident. “The captain also stated he needed to request that the passengers stop their harassing behavior toward the flight attendant and after several warnings asked the flight attendant to stay with him near the cockpit to avoid any further abuse.”

You wanna ride with the B-Bare, ya best get your panties shield on, gnome sayin? As for how hard my little jigga is, he straight up knew he’d be gettin’ snatched up by customs, and my boy did not give a FUCK. They say if you looked into B-Bare’s eyes that day, all you’d see is a tiger holdin’ a gun tellin’ ya get to your grandmama’s house ’cause shit’s about to fly out here on da #STREETZ

Officials decided to question Bieber separately from the other passengers, said the report, because “in past examinations, Bieber had become argumentative and abusive when together with his security team.”
When interviewed at Teterboro, Bieber admitted smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol, but stated that he did not have any additional marijuana.

Dopey mothafuckas with dem clipboards think they gonna bring down B-Bare? #DISNIGGA’S THE RE-CARNATION INSTANT BREAKFAST OF SCARFACE, SON.

The two drug dogs also alerted handlers to the possible presence of drugs in three pieces of luggage. “One bag was labeled as belonging to Justin Bieber, one was listed as belonging to his personal assistant … and one [was] labeled as belonging to his personal trainer.”
The trainer and the assistant “disavowed knowledge of the contents of the bags and stated they were actually Bieber’s bags, but they were forced to place their names on the bags,” according to the report. No “contraband” was found, however.

And with dat, my boy B-Bare vanished into the night, his darken skin making him impervertous to the prying eyes of the poh-leese. What crimes and mista meaners would he get into next? Y’all mothafuckas don’t want to know, but if I had to wafer a guess, it’d be a 187 in da heart of Pussy-town. #BBAREgonGIVEit2u

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