Weed And Taking His Shirt Off Are All The Girlfriend Justin Bieber Needs Now

January 7th, 2013 // 21 Comments
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Sometime before New Year’s, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez apparently called it quits again sending him straight into the arms of a rapper named Lil Twist who’s already transformed the Maple Christ into a shirtless, pot-smoking braggadocio with a thirst for blood. Which says a lot about Lil Twist’s influence considering Justin Bieber used to hang out with Chris Brown and Selena Gomez never once got punched in the face. Then again, she often spoke of sudden soft breezes upon her cheek that smelled of cinnamon… Anyway, Syrup Lord’s team has since put a camera lockdown in place and made him visit a little girl with cancer because that doesn’t look obvious and cynical at all. What kid doesn’t want to spend her last few minutes on Earth enabling a spoiled little douche’s drug problem? That’s way better than Disney World.

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  1. grobpilot

    His gay porn career should start any minute now….

  2. Nelson Mandela

    Gaybee, Gaybee, Gaybee ohhhh. I’m Gaybee, Gaybee, Gaybee ohhhh!

  3. Justin Bieber Shirtless
    Nelson Mandela
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    In Canada its legal for women to walk around topless.

  4. Justin Bieber Shirtless
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    “Which one of you bitches wants to come home with me tonight? Dude in the Nike shirt…you down?”

  5. Justin Bieber Shirtless
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    Yeah, nothing says sexy like elf pants with a 25″ long back seam and a full dump at the bottom.

  6. Justin Bieber Shirtless
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    “And thereupon, the lepers reached out and were healed of their disease. Justin said, ‘Rise up, for your faith has healed you. Go and sin no more, unless it is with me.’ And many of them left with him that day, and laid with him, and he knew them greatly, and afterwards, they were quick with child. And herpes.” Bieber 8:23-27

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    Pull up your pants, douchenozzle.

  8. Justin Bieber Shirtless
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    Seriously? Why are dudes taking his picture? LOL

  9. Smoking weed is a Drug Problem now? Well fuck.

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    Cock Dr
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    I’ll bet those Mormons ate that shit* up.
    *tattooed androgyny

  11. cc

    If I was Selena I’d stay gone. I imagine she has several options to choose from…some of them even straight guys.

  12. Dude, you are not black.

    Nothing sexier than a man that is built like a 12 year old girl, nothing.

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    He makes Freddie Mercury look like James Hetfield.

  14. Looks like his idol fist brown

  15. Does his underwear say August but its January already.

  16. satan

    all he needs is a beauty and a blunt


    Miley Cyrus needs some breast implants

  18. KV

    Did anyone else put him on the celebrity death pool 2013 ? He’s my number 2, after Hugo Chavez.

  19. NE1

    He needs to gain 10 lbs and age 2 years and then he’ll be in shirt-off territory.

  20. Justin Bieber Shirtless
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    What a twat popsicle.

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