Sometime before New Year’s, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez apparently called it quits again sending him straight into the arms of a rapper named Lil Twist who’s already transformed the Maple Christ into a shirtless, pot-smoking braggadocio with a thirst for blood. Which says a lot about Lil Twist’s influence considering Justin Bieber used to hang out with Chris Brown and Selena Gomez never once got punched in the face. Then again, she often spoke of sudden soft breezes upon her cheek that smelled of cinnamon… Anyway, Syrup Lord’s team has since put a camera lockdown in place and made him visit a little girl with cancer because that doesn’t look obvious and cynical at all. What kid doesn’t want to spend her last few minutes on Earth enabling a spoiled little douche’s drug problem? That’s way better than Disney World.
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His gay porn career should start any minute now….
Gaybee, Gaybee, Gaybee ohhhh. I’m Gaybee, Gaybee, Gaybee ohhhh!
In Canada its legal for women to walk around topless.
“Which one of you bitches wants to come home with me tonight? Dude in the Nike shirt…you down?”
Yeah, nothing says sexy like elf pants with a 25″ long back seam and a full dump at the bottom.
“And thereupon, the lepers reached out and were healed of their disease. Justin said, ‘Rise up, for your faith has healed you. Go and sin no more, unless it is with me.’ And many of them left with him that day, and laid with him, and he knew them greatly, and afterwards, they were quick with child. And herpes.” Bieber 8:23-27
So sayeth the Lord.
Pull up your pants, douchenozzle.
Seriously? Why are dudes taking his picture? LOL
Smoking weed is a Drug Problem now? Well fuck.
I’ll bet those Mormons ate that shit* up.
*tattooed androgyny
If I was Selena I’d stay gone. I imagine she has several options to choose from…some of them even straight guys.
Dude, you are not black.
Nothing sexier than a man that is built like a 12 year old girl, nothing.
He makes Freddie Mercury look like James Hetfield.
Looks like his idol fist brown
Does his underwear say August but its January already.
all he needs is a beauty and a blunt
Miley Cyrus needs some breast implants
Did anyone else put him on the celebrity death pool 2013 ? He’s my number 2, after Hugo Chavez.
He needs to gain 10 lbs and age 2 years and then he’ll be in shirt-off territory.
What a twat popsicle.