In an interview with Australia’s 2Day FM’s Kyle and Jackie O Show, Justin Bieber makes the greatest understatement of his career that was already obvious to anyone who’s seen this kid sing, talk, wear clothing and/or exist just in general. Via HuffPost Celebrity:
“She’s amazing… I was definitely an accident. It’s great my mom is super young, she’s a friend and a mom. She’s always been really strict, she still keeps me in line.”
And by keep him in line, he means surround him with enablers that let him draw dicks all over the place, bang Selena Gomez in a mobile fuck-wagon, get underage drunk with Katy Perry and drive 100 mph in a sports car before lying to the police. It’s a real tight ship over there.
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so is Bieber an arguement for abortion or against it
You know his mom was thinking about it when she found out she was pregnant. For her, she made the right decision. For the us, not so much.
Do you think retroactive abortion is possible yet?
A bullet to the head is a retroactive abortion.
incapable of growing facial hair at 18?
Lesbians generally don’t.
I’m in my late twenties and haven’t grown a full beard yet.
i thought it said he was in an accident. too bad.
“I’m both the shrimp …” [puts on sunglasses] ” … AND the Barbie.”
[cue music]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
I’m digging that name, Meatus. I’m assuming you are referencing the urinary variety, yes? Cuz the nasal and auditory meatuses are sooooo boring.
Anal, shurely?!
I predict a slew of suicides 10 years from now when Bieber fans come to terms with being a Bieber fan after many years of denial and therapy.
Mom’s just proud of her daughter. That’s all.
Don’t see Selena with him anymore. Maybe her contract was up and she pulled a Katie Holmes on him.
Why would you tattoo those scrawny little arms?
And fire your stylist – you look like a more feminine Sam Ronson.
I like his hair. It’s like a more fluffy Pauly-D.
actually, I met his mom in Halifax in ’09. she is pretty decent.
Whic just proves apples sometimes fall so far from the tree, you could mistake infinity being involved.
Did you get lucky?
Uh, that’s not much of a challenge now, is it?
Halifax,
I was on an airplane once and the couple behind me had a half hour argument on whether Halifax was in Nova Scotia or Canada. Maybe the Biebs can straightgen this out
He’s heading the way of Leif Garrett.
The Twerpinator.
Rear ending a car is an accident, Justin Beiber was a MISTAKE!
Never seen an 18 yr old dude NOT sport the coveted Fuzz Stache. It’s a Commandment.
It’s good to see Rick Astley’s hair stylist getting work again.
Alright stop, collaborate and listen..
Was?
Dude has like a billion dollars, can’t he buy pants that fit?
mom must feel like she won the lotto
“Justin Beiber’s Mom is a Dirty Whore”
Fixed.
He’s sporting an awesome Canadian tuxedo.
Fisting Canadian her nostrils
We all should get turns punching his mom in the vagina for not swallowing that loaf. :-/
Not gonna lie, as a woman, I am extremely jealous of his skin.
That being said, I sure could use a nice head of hair. But now that I think about it, probably not his.
So is this person an adult or underage? Is this person male or female? Just what race is this person, black or white? What is this persons sexual orientation? So many questions so little time.
This guy can be equivalent to a baby pedo bear who sings like a 9 year old and says rude insults which are equivalent to a slap in the face
Ho does one castrate a castrati?
that,s a dude?