Justin Bieber Was An Accident
In an interview with Australia’s 2Day FM’s Kyle and Jackie O Show, Justin Bieber makes the greatest understatement of his career that was already obvious to anyone who’s seen this kid sing, talk, wear clothing and/or exist just in general. Via HuffPost Celebrity:
“She’s amazing… I was definitely an accident. It’s great my mom is super young, she’s a friend and a mom. She’s always been really strict, she still keeps me in line.”
And by keep him in line, he means surround him with enablers that let him draw dicks all over the place, bang Selena Gomez in a mobile fuck-wagon, get underage drunk with Katy Perry and drive 100 mph in a sports car before lying to the police. It’s a real tight ship over there.