Justin Bieber Was An Accident

July 18th, 2012 // 41 Comments
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In an interview with Australia’s 2Day FM’s Kyle and Jackie O Show, Justin Bieber makes the greatest understatement of his career that was already obvious to anyone who’s seen this kid sing, talk, wear clothing and/or exist just in general. Via HuffPost Celebrity:

“She’s amazing… I was definitely an accident. It’s great my mom is super young, she’s a friend and a mom. She’s always been really strict, she still keeps me in line.”

And by keep him in line, he means surround him with enablers that let him draw dicks all over the place, bang Selena Gomez in a mobile fuck-wagon, get underage drunk with Katy Perry and drive 100 mph in a sports car before lying to the police. It’s a real tight ship over there.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, WENN

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  1. Buck

    so is Bieber an arguement for abortion or against it

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    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    incapable of growing facial hair at 18?

  3. mrsmass

    i thought it said he was in an accident. too bad.

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m both the shrimp …” [puts on sunglasses] ” … AND the Barbie.”

    [cue music]

  5. Mike

    I predict a slew of suicides 10 years from now when Bieber fans come to terms with being a Bieber fan after many years of denial and therapy.

  6. Bane

    Mom’s just proud of her daughter. That’s all.

  7. Beaver Underground

    Don’t see Selena with him anymore. Maybe her contract was up and she pulled a Katie Holmes on him.

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    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would you tattoo those scrawny little arms?

    And fire your stylist – you look like a more feminine Sam Ronson.

  9. Sheppy

    I like his hair. It’s like a more fluffy Pauly-D.

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    juststopit
    Commented on this photo:

    actually, I met his mom in Halifax in ’09. she is pretty decent.

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    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, that’s not much of a challenge now, is it?

  12. Mike from Jersey

    Halifax,

    I was on an airplane once and the couple behind me had a half hour argument on whether Halifax was in Nova Scotia or Canada. Maybe the Biebs can straightgen this out

  13. Johnny P!

    He’s heading the way of Leif Garrett.

  14. Joaquin ingles

    The Twerpinator.

  15. MarkM

    Rear ending a car is an accident, Justin Beiber was a MISTAKE!

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    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Never seen an 18 yr old dude NOT sport the coveted Fuzz Stache. It’s a Commandment.

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    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s good to see Rick Astley’s hair stylist getting work again.

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    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Alright stop, collaborate and listen..

  19. Great White Pygmy

    Was?

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    Chinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude has like a billion dollars, can’t he buy pants that fit?

  21. anonym

    mom must feel like she won the lotto

  22. kimmykimkim

    “Justin Beiber’s Mom is a Dirty Whore”

    Fixed.

  23. Beer Baron

    He’s sporting an awesome Canadian tuxedo.

  24. Dan Quayle

    Fisting Canadian her nostrils

  25. Maggot

    We all should get turns punching his mom in the vagina for not swallowing that loaf. :-/

  26. blahblah

    Not gonna lie, as a woman, I am extremely jealous of his skin.

  27. logan

    So is this person an adult or underage? Is this person male or female? Just what race is this person, black or white? What is this persons sexual orientation? So many questions so little time.

  28. Justin Bieber Assassinator

    This guy can be equivalent to a baby pedo bear who sings like a 9 year old and says rude insults which are equivalent to a slap in the face

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    Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Ho does one castrate a castrati?

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    ben dover
    Commented on this photo:

    that,s a dude?

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