Here’s How You Get Justin Bieber To Perform In Front of Victoria’s Secret Models

November 8th, 2012 // 99 Comments

“Whoa! I didn’t know they have toys here!”
“Kid, hey, kid. My tits are up here.”
“I’m gonna build a spaceship!”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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    cc
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    She made him sit on the naughty step.

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    Swearin
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    “Oh wow, they got Woody the cowboy toys too?!”

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    Swearin
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    “Hey girl, you wanna jump into my race car? Of course it’s real, it’s just invisible! It’s also a spy car, with rockets and lasers and other cool stuff!”

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    Swearin
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    “They’ve got nutcracker toys, too? So awesome, mommy gets me one every year for Jesus’s birthday!”

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    Swearin
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    “Buzz Lightyear wasn’t a black lady, but who cares, more Disney toys, yay!”

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    Swearin
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    “Gah, I need an adult, I need an adult!”

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    Swearin
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    “Oh goody, a candy cane! I love those!”

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    Swearin
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    Whichever model came out dressed like the Justin Bieber sex doll is doing a fantastic job

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    And silver fingerless gloves aren’t gay at all

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    carmelworm
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    Don’t puke on her.

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    YTBOY
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    Did he poop on himself??

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    SIN
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    We know he doesn’t like pussy so she must scare him to death.

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    Shoebacca
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    Why is she wearing the tragedy that is harem pants circa 1990?

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    Miley Cyrus was there too? Neat-o.

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    Despite all the absurd outfits she has ever had to wear; the constant dieting and occasional purging; the flights all over the world reducing her personal relationships to the level of depth involved in your average facebook status update; that face she’s making tells me this is the first moment shes looked at her life and thought,”What the Fuck am I doing?”

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    So Beiber performing at the Victoria Secret fashion show. It is almost like they are marketing underwear to prepubesc… wait THE ARE marketing underwear to prepubescent girls!!!

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    Nonny Moose
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    “Oh, COOL!!! I wonder if I can get Selena to wear one of those?”

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    Nonny Moose
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    Usher? Is that you?

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    MarkCA
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    This proves that Justin Bieber is, an eighteen year old male.

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    jc
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    ..right!……..he actually believes this is going to make us think he likes girls?….

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    Foresittend
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    It’s funny that she’s a slim & fit model, yet her tights are still bigger then the 18-years old young man. It says a lot about that “man”.

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    First time I’ve ever seen him looking in the right place. Maybe there’s hope for this kid yet.

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    a foreign guy
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    It is like watching kid-toys wrapped around a body.
    bath-toys
    inflatable arm floats
    party straws and windflowers ?
    What age?

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    not yet
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    I’m not buying what he’s trying to sell us… also I don’t think it’s possible that he could look like more of a tool

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    BSName
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    This seriously is fashion? Look objectively at what they are both wearing and then try to hold back the laughter.

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    Bryan
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    He looks like a 14-year-old girl dressing up as Vanilla Ice.

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    sc4play
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    Damn, girl! You gots tinker toys all over yo’self! Do you know how much I like me some tinker toys? Do you know????

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    unnamed
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    “No way! Tinker Toys. Yeah girl, I got some tinker toys back in my crib. Can I show you after this?”
    “You mean, at your crib.”
    “No. In my crib.”

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    It figures he would be more interested in the tinker toys.

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    Teddy
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    Oh boy here comes eddie murphy

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