“Whoa! I didn’t know they have toys here!”
“Kid, hey, kid. My tits are up here.”
“I’m gonna build a spaceship!”
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I didn’t know they had plastic Tinkertoys now. I just might be staring at that too.
The only “boy” in the universe who instead of looking at her tits thinks: Ah, cool! Bicycle handles. Could I sit in the basket?
The sad part is he’d fit.
I’ve seen that smile. It’s the smile hot chicks give little kids who stare longingly at the grown-up ladies who are so preeeeetty. “Aw, you’re so cute,” they think to themselves. “Maybe one day you’ll get big and strong.”
I think it’s more of a “Oh, how nice they are being progressive and letting a lesbian performer on the stage!”
It’s also the “isn’t that cute” smile you give your boss when his adrenalin-crazed puppy shreds your pants leg prior to trying to hump it.
I love the air quotes. “Everybody, here’s ‘singer’ Justin Bieber.”
“Where’s the little bell ringy thing?”
Awe. Justin is pretending to like girls. How cute.
I’ve never felt so wrong about jerking off to Alice in Wonderland. And yet so right.
Notice how the Tinkertoys whack him in the groin yet he doesn’t flinch.
“Here, hon. Stroke my tail. Up and down. You know you want to.”
He looks like grandpa who just shat his pants from the excitement just doesn’t remember anymore why he got excited in the first place.
♪ I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
If that girl would get out of the way… ♪
Oh-oh. A girl touched his hand. Good thing the next wardrobe change is only 2 minutes away.
Looks like the wardrobe change couldn’t come soon enough and his pants start to stick.
“I get to steer! Sweet! Selena always makes me ride on the handlebars…”
Is this Teenage Victoria’s Secret?! All the models look 16-17. Especially the girl in white.
What’s wrong with that???
She’s got that handlebar contraption on backwards.
I bet if I told him to salute her back in a way only a man can he’d get a really puzzled look on his face.
Evangelion plug suit lingerie from Victoria’s Secret!!!! Christmas came early son!
The model didn’t understand why but suddenly found herself in a western duel after the Bieber yelled, Hey bitch! You stole my look!
I honestly never had a problem with Justin Bieber. I also just finished scrolling through this post and now understand.
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