“Whoa! I didn’t know they have toys here!”
“Kid, hey, kid. My tits are up here.”
“I’m gonna build a spaceship!”
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Here’s How You Get Justin Bieber To Perform In Front of Victoria’s Secret Models
November 8th, 2012 // 92 Comments
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So even hot model chicks can look more manly that Bieber?
How sad.
Plus the models’ makeup isn’t as perfect as his
Twinker Toys.
Heh.
Dude, that vest. Wow.
There used to be this lady with a Great Dane and a Daschund that she would walk together. The Dane would amble along , with long strides, at an almost idle pace. The daschund however, would be walking its ass off just to keep up, its tiny feet a blur of motion. On its face would be an expression similar to what is seen above left.
This is a lingerie fashion show??? It looks like an LSD soaked pedophile dreamscape.
They should have put Bieber in a bra, panty and Tinkertoy esemble and marched her ass out on the catwalk.
hahahaha
Pedophile???? I believe the politically correct word now is “minor attracted.”
Furries!
He looks like a five year old next to these women.
A five year old with a full, low-hanging diaper.
She doesn’t look much older.
“Who’s taller now, spaceship lady?”
This is fashion performance art…not lingerie.
Hers are up high and his down low.. Wish the douche would pull up his pants…
So Victoria Secret has some sort of Star Trek Enterprise where they can beam models into his bedroom?
That spoiled little bastard.
I must be old. I remember Victoria’s Secret in the days of Stephanie Seymour and women with actual awesome grown-up figures.
Umm… it’s creepy because he fits right in with this crowd. I almost lost sight of him.
It’s so awkward… he’s the same size/smaller than the models.
When I was his age I remember most dudes having hit puberty already and having some sort of muscle mass. Buddy needs to bulk the eff up.
Those pants are so wrong.
Her eyebrows need more fluffing.
What the fuck is he doing??
Fish that was fucking hilarious.
Missed you! Anyway, I agree. I just laughed out loud at that, I feel like he’s not even pretending he’s straight anymore.
Thanks. I’m here all the time, though.
P.S. Missed you too.
It was more because I left. I am here more in the morning, lol. I find myself just looking for certain commenters, you being one of them. Bieber’s face here? That’s me looking at a page for your posts.
I’m flattered.
I can see myself getting into the whole muppet sex fetish if I had that in front of me
I didn’t know they had plastic Tinkertoys now. I just might be staring at that too.
The only “boy” in the universe who instead of looking at her tits thinks: Ah, cool! Bicycle handles. Could I sit in the basket?
The sad part is he’d fit.
I’ve seen that smile. It’s the smile hot chicks give little kids who stare longingly at the grown-up ladies who are so preeeeetty. “Aw, you’re so cute,” they think to themselves. “Maybe one day you’ll get big and strong.”
I think it’s more of a “Oh, how nice they are being progressive and letting a lesbian performer on the stage!”
It’s also the “isn’t that cute” smile you give your boss when his adrenalin-crazed puppy shreds your pants leg prior to trying to hump it.
I love the air quotes. “Everybody, here’s ‘singer’ Justin Bieber.”
“Where’s the little bell ringy thing?”
Awe. Justin is pretending to like girls. How cute.
I’ve never felt so wrong about jerking off to Alice in Wonderland. And yet so right.
Notice how the Tinkertoys whack him in the groin yet he doesn’t flinch.
“Here, hon. Stroke my tail. Up and down. You know you want to.”
He looks like grandpa who just shat his pants from the excitement just doesn’t remember anymore why he got excited in the first place.
♪ I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
If that girl would get out of the way… ♪
Oh-oh. A girl touched his hand. Good thing the next wardrobe change is only 2 minutes away.
Looks like the wardrobe change couldn’t come soon enough and his pants start to stick.
“I get to steer! Sweet! Selena always makes me ride on the handlebars…”
Is this Teenage Victoria’s Secret?! All the models look 16-17. Especially the girl in white.
What’s wrong with that???
She’s got that handlebar contraption on backwards.
I bet if I told him to salute her back in a way only a man can he’d get a really puzzled look on his face.
Evangelion plug suit lingerie from Victoria’s Secret!!!! Christmas came early son!
The model didn’t understand why but suddenly found herself in a western duel after the Bieber yelled, Hey bitch! You stole my look!
I honestly never had a problem with Justin Bieber. I also just finished scrolling through this post and now understand.
That is a great ass. Both of them.
She looked at me. Mommy!!!
The Bieber’s libido was legendary. So, all molested models sighed a sign of relief when they found out the Bieber’s boner kryptonite, it’s shiny windmills.
What’s with the pants?? What a fuck-tard! God help the next generation!!
Dear Victoria Secret – Never, and I mean never…have a dude on the same stage as the models. I will forward directions of funeral service for my dead boner, at a later time. Yours Truly – Limpy McBiscuit
This is how I know Kim Kardashian left her pants at his house.
He’s tiny LOL!
Honestly, even if I liked this guy’s music, which I assuredly do not, I’d still think he was a fuckin’ dweeb. His stupid clothes, his stupid impressions, everything…
Anyway, I am sorry America and the rest of the world, we’ll try and at least dial the next Canadian star back to Shania levels.
So what…is he throwing a fit on the floor because they wouldn’t let him play with the tinker toys?
Isn’t it a known fact that wearing pants low means you’re gay and taking invitations?
Or poop.
Who in their semi-intelligent brain still wears them like this?