Here’s How You Get Justin Bieber To Perform In Front of Victoria’s Secret Models

November 8th, 2012 // 99 Comments

“Whoa! I didn’t know they have toys here!”
“Kid, hey, kid. My tits are up here.”
“I’m gonna build a spaceship!”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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    The Royal Penis
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    So even hot model chicks can look more manly that Bieber?

    How sad.

  2. Dude, that vest. Wow.

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    SexJihaad
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    There used to be this lady with a Great Dane and a Daschund that she would walk together. The Dane would amble along , with long strides, at an almost idle pace. The daschund however, would be walking its ass off just to keep up, its tiny feet a blur of motion. On its face would be an expression similar to what is seen above left.

  4. Cock Dr

    This is a lingerie fashion show??? It looks like an LSD soaked pedophile dreamscape.
    They should have put Bieber in a bra, panty and Tinkertoy esemble and marched her ass out on the catwalk.

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    Cock Dr
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    Furries!

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    derkcloeren
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    He looks like a five year old next to these women.

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    catapostrophe
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    “Who’s taller now, spaceship lady?”

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    Cock Dr
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    This is fashion performance art…not lingerie.

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    Howie
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    Hers are up high and his down low.. Wish the douche would pull up his pants…

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    DeucePickle
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    So Victoria Secret has some sort of Star Trek Enterprise where they can beam models into his bedroom?
    That spoiled little bastard.

  11. BlinkyTheFish

    I must be old. I remember Victoria’s Secret in the days of Stephanie Seymour and women with actual awesome grown-up figures.

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    megan
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    Umm… it’s creepy because he fits right in with this crowd. I almost lost sight of him.

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    megan
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    It’s so awkward… he’s the same size/smaller than the models.

  14. VV

    When I was his age I remember most dudes having hit puberty already and having some sort of muscle mass. Buddy needs to bulk the eff up.

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    Sister Ray
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    Those pants are so wrong.

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    Cock Dr
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    Her eyebrows need more fluffing.

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    Christ Aguilera
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    What the fuck is he doing??

  18. Fish that was fucking hilarious.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I can see myself getting into the whole muppet sex fetish if I had that in front of me

  20. I didn’t know they had plastic Tinkertoys now. I just might be staring at that too.

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    Inner Retard
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    The only “boy” in the universe who instead of looking at her tits thinks: Ah, cool! Bicycle handles. Could I sit in the basket?

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    I’ve seen that smile. It’s the smile hot chicks give little kids who stare longingly at the grown-up ladies who are so preeeeetty. “Aw, you’re so cute,” they think to themselves. “Maybe one day you’ll get big and strong.”

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    I love the air quotes. “Everybody, here’s ‘singer’ Justin Bieber.”

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    “Where’s the little bell ringy thing?”

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    Arlene
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    Awe. Justin is pretending to like girls. How cute.

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    I’ve never felt so wrong about jerking off to Alice in Wonderland. And yet so right.

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    Notice how the Tinkertoys whack him in the groin yet he doesn’t flinch.

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    “Here, hon. Stroke my tail. Up and down. You know you want to.”

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    Inner Retard
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    He looks like grandpa who just shat his pants from the excitement just doesn’t remember anymore why he got excited in the first place.

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    I want to ride my bicycle
    I want to ride my bike
    I want to ride my bicycle
    If that girl would get out of the way…

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    Inner Retard
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    Oh-oh. A girl touched his hand. Good thing the next wardrobe change is only 2 minutes away.

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    Inner Retard
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    Looks like the wardrobe change couldn’t come soon enough and his pants start to stick.

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    Natty Ice
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    “I get to steer! Sweet! Selena always makes me ride on the handlebars…”

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    Inner Retard
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    Is this Teenage Victoria’s Secret?! All the models look 16-17. Especially the girl in white.

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    USDA Prime McBeef
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    She’s got that handlebar contraption on backwards.

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    Inner Retard
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    I bet if I told him to salute her back in a way only a man can he’d get a really puzzled look on his face.

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    Donkeylicks
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    Evangelion plug suit lingerie from Victoria’s Secret!!!! Christmas came early son!

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    Inner Retard
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    The model didn’t understand why but suddenly found herself in a western duel after the Bieber yelled, Hey bitch! You stole my look!

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    Donkeylicks
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    I honestly never had a problem with Justin Bieber. I also just finished scrolling through this post and now understand.

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    Inner Retard
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    That is a great ass. Both of them.

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    Inner Retard
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    She looked at me. Mommy!!!

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    Inner Retard
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    The Bieber’s libido was legendary. So, all molested models sighed a sign of relief when they found out the Bieber’s boner kryptonite, it’s shiny windmills.

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    AteIsEnough
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    What’s with the pants?? What a fuck-tard! God help the next generation!!

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    Tron
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    Dear Victoria Secret – Never, and I mean never…have a dude on the same stage as the models. I will forward directions of funeral service for my dead boner, at a later time. Yours Truly – Limpy McBiscuit

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    This is how I know Kim Kardashian left her pants at his house.

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    InkyBlack
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    He’s tiny LOL!

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    cc
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    Honestly, even if I liked this guy’s music, which I assuredly do not, I’d still think he was a fuckin’ dweeb. His stupid clothes, his stupid impressions, everything…

    Anyway, I am sorry America and the rest of the world, we’ll try and at least dial the next Canadian star back to Shania levels.

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    Natty Ice
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    So what…is he throwing a fit on the floor because they wouldn’t let him play with the tinker toys?

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    Ashley
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    Isn’t it a known fact that wearing pants low means you’re gay and taking invitations?

    Or poop.

    Who in their semi-intelligent brain still wears them like this?

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