After all this talk of Chris Brown having a violent outburst and Paris Hilton being as racist as you’d imagine a white, vapid rich blonde would be, it’s time to take a minute and focus on something really important: Namely Justin Bieber saying he met Robert Pattinson when he like so totally didn’t. E! News reports:
First things first, here’s what Bieber supposedly said.
“One day Robert Pattinson came up to me at a party and said, ‘For whatever reason, people love our hair and it’s always a great ice-breaker with girls,’ ” Justin is quoted in The People. “He is like, ‘Hey my name’s Robert. Want to touch my hair?’ I thought he was joking, but it really works.”
But according to R.Pattz, he has never even met Justin! And he was totally weirded out when he heard J.B. claim he got flirting tips from the Twilight star himself.
When asked about the comments, Rob countered on Friday:
“I’ve never met this guy. I saw that as well. I was like, ‘You’re really famous, man—what are you doing? You don’t need to use me to make up stories!’”
This story later ends with the two of them becoming best friends before softly tonguing each other’s sparkly buttholes in a field until a werewolf shows up at school and won’t let them try out for football. Only after one of them dry-humps the new autistic girl in town does he relent and they all get married in a castle which is odd considering a Mormon came up with the whole idea. Granted, that’ve might been an entire synopsis of The Twilight Saga, there’s no way anything that stupid became a national phenomenon, so let’s assume it was real. Next, you’ll probably tell me people sit around watching teenagers get pregnant whenever a miniature Chilean water buffalo pretending it’s an Italian beauty queen isn’t on.
Photos: Getty, Splash News
Oh snap!!
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA golden goodness.
Oh-Oh…here comes the fucking crazy.
Mormons are no strangers to castles. Check the tabernacle on the capitol beltway, it looks like the Cinderella castle at DisneyLand
That tabernacle is massive.
Tabarnaks, c’est t’un gros tabarnacle!
Usher, in a display of his awesome power, use his Crotch Force powers to pull Bieber towards him back stage.
Keep lying. Maybe your penis will grow. Then Selena Gomez won’t call you little
Ruby slippers huh? Nothing gay about that at all
slowly but surely Justin Bieber and Emma Watson are becoming one.
Haha, I would walk like that too if I had been fucked in the ass by Usher.
WINNING, duh!
Bieber’s lies make Baby Jesus cry.
Hey Bieber was that before or after sucking him off? ha! no wonder Rob denies it. Dude you sucked his dick, he doesn’t want to be reminded of it.
Fish,
Is this website now an extension “Seventeen Magazine”?
L, OMG!
Hair?Sure sign he is abnormal. That’s an age to start lying about how many chicks he’s banged, and never to shed the habit no matter age cripped up on ya…
Oh the good times…
People doing the light-in-the-loafers limbo should look happier.
I’m going to prison for just looking at this picture.
You know, say what you want, but the little fucker made 100 million last year.
isn’t is sad?
shame, looks like that kid I knew at school with CP. Damn, Tony used to hustle when he was late for Bio lol
I wish he’d pull his pants up…he looks ridiculous. He should only have his pants that low when he’s in the company of Ms/. Gomez and she’s ready to make like a goldfish.
I doubt Robert Pattinson would ever use such a lame opener. He probably broods in the corner and the chicks flock to him.
Say what you want about Robert Pattinson – but he is so much cooler than Justin Beiber. I long for the Twihard days of yore.
If you, as a man, think Robert Pattycakes is cool then, my friend, I have some bad news for you ….
What the heck is this guys appeal? He’s just a scrawny teen with an average voice.
Nice Fan Fiction there Fish.
Every time he dresses as a boy he is telling a lie…
Oops. Looks like somebody just hit puberty.
GET TO YOUR BOMB SHELTERS PEOPLE!!!
FALLING STAR ALERT.
WE ARE ON FALLING STAR ALERT.
hawt
so u think that is hot and justin is ugly….there is something wrong with ur eyes! id get them checked out,…both of u
Extra, extra! Want to buy a paper, sir?!
“Sticking out my hips as far as they can go and it STILL looks like I have no weiner!!!”
500 years from now, this moment will be taught in history classes as the catalyst for World War III: Twihards vs Beliebers.
“Run, Justin! Run!”
Bieber demonstrates the hot new dance craze “Do the Bernie”.
I derped. But that was after I supposedly herped.
Is it racism if I just hate Canadians?
I don’t know. All racists are morons, but not all morons are racist.
All morons think being Canadian is a race.
Man, that kid is a glowing example of why public education works (he was/is homeschooled).
And so the downward spiral of lies,drugs, sex, and binge drinking begin
he’s like the male version of loser lohan,shitney spears, and milley virus all rolled into one
I can’t tell whether he’s exercising his core or trying to mentally will a boner.
“When Usher pounds me up the ass, it feels like this.”
u r a pervert and ur sick
Tron is gay?
Maybe he confused one of the Muppets for Robert Pattinson. It can happen.
Aww Poor Baby Caught Out Love Yaz
Oh Well He Will Learn All 17yr old lie get over it use have all lied beforree
GETT OVERR ITTT
why waste ur comment on him if all ur gonna do is be a complete fuckhead to him
grow a pair
I agree with girl above good point everyone lay of if you got nothing better to say
we all learn from the past
also agree^^^
WE LOVE YOU JUSTIN
I agree with these last few ladie ay bro
like lay of the man he seems alryt kid ya no
so fuck up
U GO JESS
WE LOVE U JBBBBB
woo woo
WE THE TRUE FANS HERE BABY JB.
WE DONT CARE IF U MADE A MISTAKE I MEAN
WE ALL DO RIGHT.
CMON EVERYONE STOP COMMENTING IF U GOT NOUT ELSE GOOD TO SAY
GOOD POINT JESS AND THE REST OF THEM GIRLS AND MICHAEL
Even voodoo can’t raise his masculinity back from the dead.
^^ I weep for the future of humanity.
hahahahahaha your a dumb cunt
grow the fuck up
Justin Bieber? Who the hell is that?
i think the lie was that shes a boy
^^
hahaha dumb bitches just cause u aint got no money dawgggg
why doesnt he have a penis i dont understand
JUSTIN BIEBER IS A GAY