Justin Bieber & Taylor Swift Got Girl Beef

November 11th, 2013 // 30 Comments
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Justin Bieber just released his latest single “All Bad” which apparently is an entire song aimed at Taylor Swift for encouraging Selena Gomez not to bang him anymore. So here’s Hollywood Life while I figure out how to nominate Taylor for a Congressional Medal of Honor. This is a day for honoring heroes, dammit.

… neither of them have ever really blatantly come out and made their true feelings known. Until Nov. 11, when Justin retweeted a fan tweet that his new song, “All Bad,” was a diss track written about Taylor.
And so the feud rolls on! Justin’s “All Bad” lyrics were transparent enough, but the song’s suspected meaning was all but confirmed by Justin co-signing this tweet:
“I think Justin was shading Taylor in #AllBad”
That’s probably about as close to an actual confirmation as we’re going to get. Especially because Justin pulled his retweet moments later.

In Justin’s defense, clearly it’s Taylor Swift’s fault that Selena Gomez won’t come near him, and not the fact he bangs hookers, pisses in mop buckets, spits on people, disgraces historical figures and cheated on her constantly whenever the opportunity presented itself and/or required French fries. Girls love that stuff. Or in the words of the young minstrel, “WildKidz romance yo’ pants, bitch!” (I want this world to die in a fire.)

Photos: Getty


  1. Can someone explain to me this “shading” business? I am old.
    – TomFrank, 42

  2. Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?

    I gotta feel bad for Justine. I would be pissed too if I was scissoring Selena Gomez anymore.

  3. It’s obvious Taylor just wants to fuck him but he probably turned her down and we all know how well she handles rejection.I think she was jealous of Selena for some reason. She definitely seems like the kind of girl that sabotages her friends’ relationships.

  4. This is all just nonsensical noise intended to distract us from the fact Bieber is gay.

  5. Taylor Swift MuchMusic Video Awards
    it had to be said
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    I’d like to pee in her butt.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    It didn’t take much convincing to get Selena to dump Justin. All she had to say was “Do you really want to be a beard for a douchebag with bad tattoos?

  7. dani

    cuntbieber needs to disappear from the face of the earth.

  8. cc

    Oh Biebs, don’t you think being seen banging totally ghetto chicks from Brazilian brothels was revenge enough?

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    I dunno how I missed these pics, these are bout the best I have seen of Taylor

  10. Matt

    this song is all bad

  11. poop

    I will never believe the whole Miranda Kerr/Justin Bieber shit

  12. Taylor Swift MuchMusic Video Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Ole says to the doctor at Mayo Clinic: “I got a problem. I have a big bowel movement at 6 in da morning every day.”
    Doctor: “That sounds perfectly normal. Why are you so worried about it?”
    Ole: “Yah, but I don’t wake up until 7.”

  13. TimBer12

    Can someone explain why some women love so called “bad boys”? This phenomenona goes back to junior high school. Maybe Justin is sick of being a goody two shoes now he is over 18. Most guys go through this bad boy stage in their lives, and considering he is 19, this is prime time. It’s about time Justin Bieber stands up to his critics who used him as a punching bag while he stood by and did nothing. His fans have been waiting for him to finally stand up for himself. Taylor Swift had it coming. “All bad” is all good!

  14. Fancy Face

    We’re all going into this with the assumption that Bieber writes his own songs. That chick couldn’t string a full sentence together without getting the words wrong or sticking a “Yo, eh?” In there.

    Plus, if Taylor had beef with Justin they’d need to actually date for a few hours to make her next album legit.

  15. lenni

    I think that Taylor is the type of “friend” that when she isn’t in a relationship she doesn’t want her gf’s to be in one either. It goes to her whole quick relationship break up revenge song thing she is know for. I want/need my bestie to be there for me where ever when ever.

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