“Babe, she looked at his cellphone. Is this going to be a thing? Are you gonna make this a thing? You’re making this a thing.”
Like most of us at 17, Justin Bieber is still learning the ropes of having a girlfriend and figuring out things to do to kill time between dry-humpings. Except while some of us made mistakes like forcing our girlfriends to watch us play Goldeneye for three hours, Justin decided taking Selena Gomez to the movies with Chris Brown and Demi Lovato would be a great idea. Hollywood Life reports:
“Barely anybody bothered them. One girl approached Selena and said she was a ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’ fan. Selena smiled and took a picture with her,” explains another onlooker. “It didn’t look like any of them even had bodyguards.”
“Everyone in the theater couldn’t believe they were all here together. It was so surreal, and a little random. They were all jumping up and down around each other like kids. Selena and Demi were especially affectionate with each other. They all looked really to be hanging out together. If you didn’t recognize them you’d think they were a bunch of regular high schoolers,” explains our fourth eyewitness.
I like how Hollywood Life basically implied Demi and Selena were making out, yet conveniently forgot to mention what Chris and Justin were doing. Because, what, an interracial gay couple is something to be ashamed of? That’s racism (ignoring the Latino lesbian stuff). Racism! *calls up Cannes* Forget Lars von Trier. I’ve found your real Hitler…
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
Damn, where is the pic of Demi Lovato. I wouldn’t mind see that little tight fit ass again.
Here ya go: http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/0519-the-crap-we-missed-05-480×720.jpg
Oofah…
Is that Cesar MIlan looking towards Selen aGomez?
“Everyone in the theater couldn’t believe they were all here together. It was so surreal, and a little random. They were all jumping up and down around each other like kids. Selena and Demi were especially affectionate with each other.”
Ummmm everyone realizes Chris Brown is NOT 17 years old right……and how is this not creepy? It’s like one of them brought their older brother that punches everyone in the face…but it’s okay……cause he has downs and can’t help himself.
“Selena and Demi were especially affectionate with each other,” says eyewitness ignoring Chris Brown holding upraised chair. “It was totes non-coerced.”
Do you think he’s learned to pull her hair yet?
In other news, I read he made $53 million last year. * puts revolver in mouth *
Another fictional account of a supposed outing, by a pretend couple….yeah that works….Oh and Brad and Angelina are so over….Hollywood Life’s staff must do more drugs collectively than any journalistic staff in America. If Demi and Chris were there…WTF are the photos of them, especially the ones of Selena and Demi being especially affectionate with each other? Now that would be a newsworthy story!
read before you post fish, you’re missing some words in there.
Doesn’t she look so happy!
Taking your girlfriend out with a woman abusing scumbag like Chris Brown is a terrible idea.
You know this is fake because a young girl approached Selena Gomez for a picture and not Justin Bieber. We all know that he is the only reason young girls live. FAIL.
Eventually some A list actor MAN is going to notice that Selena is a super hot piece of ass and go after her and she is going to dump this midget clown for said dude and Bieber and Beater Brown can spend the rest of their lives in bliss blowing each other.
I mean come on this little turd is clearly gay. No straight man would ever sell nail polish and women’s cologne under their name.
ya i would never let some one give me bags full of money to use my name to sell stuff, especially not at the wise age of 17. Hes gotta be gay
Every other male celeb has made it just fine without putting their name on nail polish or perfume, even the gay ones, so yeah, he is queer.
Yeah, of all the boy celebrities/heartthrobs who make $53 million when they’re 16, only one has put his name on nail polish. One out of one.
If he made 53 million by age 16 was it really necessary to sacrifice his, otherwise doubtful, manhood for a some million more by putting his name on female products?
Why not on male products? Oooohhh right, because no man in his right senses would buy a cologne with that sissy face on it.
Gotta hand it to JB. Bringing Chris Brown on a date is a sure fire way to get your girl holding your arm the whole time to feel safe. It’s genius.
I hope the Biebs got some good bitch slapping tips from Chris…
I just pray she wakes up and comes to her senses before this little tard thinks it’s a good idea to propose to her and start fathering little sissy boy offspring.
I wish someone would just kick the living shit out of this little fucktard.. Someone hear my prayer ..
Great training method Beebs, you just came up a notch in the “Bitch wheres my sandwich?” category.
back the fuck off of him
calm down!
She’s got that “why won’t he touch my breasts” look.
I know I am getting old because the first thing I thought of when I looked at pic one was: Man that long hair would clog up the bathroom sink fast.
100 bucks bieber’s in a lucky pierre/french sandwich right now
Hard to say which one has the more delicate & feminine profile.
Was having difficulty determining which is the girl.
Am gonna say it’s the pixie dyke in the camo skirt.
ok seriously if justin was just a regular 17 yr old boy in high school with his girlfriend now one would hate on them..no one would call him gay bc hes not..no one would call him a girl bc hes not…ur all just jealous that he made it and you didnt…stop hating
Too bad Chris Brown only likes beating up women. Can someone call Brown and tell him Bieber is to Selena as Ken is to Barbie in the genitalia department? Is that close enough?
-”Don’t worry babe, he only hits Rihanna”-
Just shows how stupid Bieber really is. Selena and Demi have been friends for years so them being close is nothing new.
don’t let them fool ya: HE STILL LOVES IT TO PLAY WITH BARBIES!!
cocaine hats are so basic
at least there happy so every1 should get the f ova it
Please teach the rest of these internet hlooaigns how to write and research!
Hes not wearing a skirt its shorts and he graduated already from high school.
theres nothing wrong with the age difference either my brother is 21 and dating a 23 year old and shes having a baby :) theres absolutly nothing wrong with them two either :)
in the photos selena only looked at justin one time so father
she looks like she has been crying
CAMERAMAN-”Selena, is it true that you made Justin horny?”
SELENA-”Yes”
CAMERAMAN-”Did you and Justin have sex?”
SELENA-”Yes”
pour pour pour you. justin isnt ugly.
and if you think so why do you look at these picts?
They are a perfect couple ever. They are both so ugly, the just belong together.
THEY LOVE SEX WHY IS THAT HE IS 18 SHE IS 22 22+18= 40 I
love him
THEY SO CUTE TOGETHERE HILARY