Justin Bieber Dropped $1 Million On Lap Dances

Okay, that headline might have been misleading, but I don’t know how else to explain a stripper going on Twitter to make sure everyone knows Justin Bieber is not only allowed to touch the dancers, but almost makes them faint with said touch. Also, they peed on him which is the only way to read this last sentence. Via TMZ:

Biebs hit up VLive … enjoying time with his shirt off and pants down. Here’s the highlight … one of the strippers tweeted afterwards, “He touched my ass I almost fainted.” She also had this introspective observation — “I’ve danced for a lot of celebrities and they normally don’t phase me but Justin had me in shock!”
Another stripper said JB made it rain. Based on the videos we saw … apparently so did her co-worker.

Of course, a better use of Justin Bieber’s money probably would’ve been to hire a stripper to erase all traces of him licking the sweet tang of Usher’s butthole off his fingers (above), but to each his own. I’m not an accountant.

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