Justin & The Dancing Dick-Speaker Robot

January 12th, 2012 // 23 Comments

“It just sort of came to me in a dream, you know? ‘Where would Michael want kids to hear music from the most?’ And I think we nailed it.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News


  1. Justin Bieber Dick Speaker Robot CES
    Commented on this photo:

    Shown here, Justin finishes assembling the new “Kardashian Oral Sex Trainer”.

  2. paul colebrook

    how dare you disrespect michael in this way,even use is name is an insult..

  3. Not shown: The first 3 times he tried to shove the black microphone up the white robot-boy’s ass…

  4. ZZZ

    Maybe I should come out with a line of Beiber robots! No, I’ll stick with the line of tampons, girls have to buy them every month….

  5. Viviana

    How dare you talk like this for Michael!!! Respect just for once!!!
    Pathetic worms!!!!

  6. Justin Bieber Dick Speaker Robot CES
    Bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    i do the splits while my baby gives me head….

  7. sc4play

    Was it good for you too, robot??

  8. Justin Bieber Dick Speaker Robot CES
    Commented on this photo:

    “I…I squeezed its ass and it started to dance! Dammit, Usher! That was supposed to stay between us!”

  9. Singin, “There’s a dance senasation called the Reach-Around”…

  10. anonym

    he would look good as a girl.

    got the earrings, now just need the hair and dress

  11. Justin Bieber Dick Speaker Robot CES
    nahhbicthitsme
    Commented on this photo:

    where the fuck did the head go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP the robot

  12. Casey

    You must be new. Welcome to the internet.

    PS- Michael Jackson had catchy music and molested little boys.

  13. Is it me, or did these in-defense-of-Michael comments just not exist before Jackson died? Where were you all hiding while he was still alive?

  14. Sliver

    Casey, it does not compute in their little heads that you can “write catchy music” AND “molest little boys”. I know, right?

  15. Casey

    Best comment of the week so far!

  16. Media Credentialed

    Stand back people let me through… Okay, you are obviously the best poster ever. Tell us how you got your start and if you workout, are a vegan, when you made your first post etc.?

  17. Jay

    LMAO +100

  18. Black Guy

    THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT ‘YOU PEOPLE’, HONKY?

  19. grobpilot

    Thanks for that useless bit of information. But it’s obviously important to you so, have fun with your little toy

  20. The same place all of the celebrities were that poured out in tribute when he was dead.

  21. Get that fucking microphone out of my face, homo.

  22. Sliver

    I think you make me laugh every single day, Eric. :)

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