UPDATE: It’s Justin Bieber Sex Tape Time

During a concert Tuesday night, Justin Bieber allegedly had a laptop and camera stolen from backstage which he decided to tweet his 10 billion followers about and let them all know there’s “personal footage” on it, so if you could maybe not look at that and just give it back, that’d be swell, he apparently thought because he’s Canadian and assuming politeness is his factory setting. Via Gawker:

- sucks when u take personal footage and people dont respect your privacy.
– yesterday during the show me and my tour manager josh had some stuff stolen. really sucks. people should respect other’s property
– i had a lot of personal footage on that computer and camera and that is what bothers me the most. #lame #norespect

Of course, everyone’s immediate reaction is “SELENA GOMEZ SEX TAPE!” when a more tempered response would be “Oh, boy, photos of Usher’s penis dressed like a Pokemon. Hurray?” Because you gotta make molesting fun for the kid, too, right, Jerry? “I’M INNOCENT!” He says right.

UPDATE: So Justin Bieber made the whole thing up to promote his new video with Nicki Minaj which means no Charmanders that oddly look like a black dong. DAMMIT.

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