Just in case there was any doubts who wears the pants in this relationship, here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at the Los Angeles zoo yesterday where she looked positively jacked in every single shot. Maybe because it’s because of the paparazzi, or maybe because they specifically agreed on lavender polos. We just don’t know. At least until she curb stomps him in front of Pinkberry. Then it’s pretty open and shut.
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Somebody take this douche out back and beat the crap out of him. No matter how much he tries, he ain’t black. Fix the damn cap; it looks stupid on white dudes and especially this maple jesus prick
How cute, she’s wearing a grownup’s hat!
Finally her parents decided to cover her up! those hooker uniforms had to go
Her parents? She’s over 18, she can wear whatever she wants at this point.
Why is he wearing a shirt from Best Buy?
Ha Ha, that is exactly what I thought when I saw the photo.
Damn, she for real looks like she is about to fuck someone up majorly.
Ditto the Best Buy shirt.
My thought as well. I’d make his ass carry my 70 inch flat screen to the car and my tip would be “Grow some pubes!”
Somebody left a perfectly good mannequin outside.
HAHAH damn that was good. WIN
That look on her face just screams “WTF have I gotten myself into”
They are suppose to have millions but look like inbred trailer trash on a day out at Wall Mart!
i’d have my head down too if i was walking around looking like a chump.
I thought she was Khloe Kardashian for a second there.
So you thought Justin Bieber was 7 feet tall?
I thought he turned her into mini-Khloe.
He could slip his entire arm through her earring.
Great.
That is so wrong….it should read “Dem Bitches” not “Them Bitches”.
Apparently the drugs they used on Katie Holmes didn’t work so well on her. A few more milligrams next time and she’ll be happy to pretend he’s straight.
Hey Justin does that hat come in Mens?
I would fuck the shit outta Justin Bieber’s lil’ pretty ass…and I’m a straight man.
good to know.
invisible luggage
OMG this made me cackle!!!!!
I didn’t know Justin Bieber worked at Best Buy.
I bet when he takes that hat off the sideburns come with it.
He is not black and she is NO teen queen! Grown ass women need to find a grown man.
I bet she is ovulating.
I wanna kick that kid in the pussy
bitch walkin out like Mr. Olympia and shiiii
elvis would have loved pinkberry’s. someone once told him that eating yoghurt was good for losing weight. so he ate like twelve in a sitting–so he could lose weight even faster
hahahah, is this little shit flaring his lats?
I see she is trying out the Khloe Kardashian look.
“No, we’re not ‘doing it’, she’s just contractually obligated to be my…. I mean, it’s none of your business !”.
wow….they really do look like a couple kids. him working part-time at best buy and she looks like every chick that works at the mall.
she must have gotten tired of all the twelve year olds sending her death threats and just decided to “loc up” like the gangbangin’ chola she would’ve been if she wasn’t saved by Disney and whored out.
LMAO, for real.
It looks like Biebs just finished crying because Selena showed him her vagina without promising to marry him first.
They look 13-14 years old in this 1st pic.
Maybe Snoopy can cheer him up.
what are you trying to say?
………THE BOY IS MATURE NOW?
Fix your fucking FLASH bullshit
how is it that both of these two are actually adults?! gomez still looks like she’s 12-13, and bieber like a 14 year old ghetto girl!
When did Selena become a fat mom?
It would be totally worth it to beat him up and do her against the chain link fence.
May I ask what there wearing?
ugh seriesouly whats with those damn earrings i hate them