‘Now Tell Dem Bitches Out In Da Yard Yo’ Ass is Selena’s!’

September 22nd, 2011 // 47 Comments

Just in case there was any doubts who wears the pants in this relationship, here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at the Los Angeles zoo yesterday where she looked positively jacked in every single shot. Maybe because it’s because of the paparazzi, or maybe because they specifically agreed on lavender polos. We just don’t know. At least until she curb stomps him in front of Pinkberry. Then it’s pretty open and shut.

Photos: Flynet

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  1. Fletch

    Somebody take this douche out back and beat the crap out of him. No matter how much he tries, he ain’t black. Fix the damn cap; it looks stupid on white dudes and especially this maple jesus prick

  2. juaquin ingles

    How cute, she’s wearing a grownup’s hat!

  3. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Finally her parents decided to cover her up! those hooker uniforms had to go

  4. Dude of Dudes

    Why is he wearing a shirt from Best Buy?

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    Dude of Dudes
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody left a perfectly good mannequin outside.

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    Dude of Dudes
    Commented on this photo:

    That look on her face just screams “WTF have I gotten myself into”

  7. terry

    They are suppose to have millions but look like inbred trailer trash on a day out at Wall Mart!

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    Commented on this photo:

    i’d have my head down too if i was walking around looking like a chump.

  9. Jay

    I thought she was Khloe Kardashian for a second there.

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    Chinto
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    He could slip his entire arm through her earring.

  11. ...just nick...

    Great.

  12. ahhemmmm

    That is so wrong….it should read “Dem Bitches” not “Them Bitches”.

  13. EricLr

    Apparently the drugs they used on Katie Holmes didn’t work so well on her. A few more milligrams next time and she’ll be happy to pretend he’s straight.

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    Seat Filler
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Justin does that hat come in Mens?

  15. OnTheRealThough

    I would fuck the shit outta Justin Bieber’s lil’ pretty ass…and I’m a straight man.

  16. Ego, the living planet

    invisible luggage

  17. Frank Burns

    I didn’t know Justin Bieber worked at Best Buy.

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    Governor Scott Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet when he takes that hat off the sideburns come with it.

  19. Mark

    He is not black and she is NO teen queen! Grown ass women need to find a grown man.

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    Ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she is ovulating.

  21. drunk again

    I wanna kick that kid in the pussy

  22. Fish sucks on iPad

    bitch walkin out like Mr. Olympia and shiiii

  23. elvis would have loved pinkberry’s. someone once told him that eating yoghurt was good for losing weight. so he ate like twelve in a sitting–so he could lose weight even faster

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    manny
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahah, is this little shit flaring his lats?

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    Bonky
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    I see she is trying out the Khloe Kardashian look.

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    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, we’re not ‘doing it’, she’s just contractually obligated to be my…. I mean, it’s none of your business !”.

  27. anon

    wow….they really do look like a couple kids. him working part-time at best buy and she looks like every chick that works at the mall.

    she must have gotten tired of all the twelve year olds sending her death threats and just decided to “loc up” like the gangbangin’ chola she would’ve been if she wasn’t saved by Disney and whored out.

  28. lala tellall

    It looks like Biebs just finished crying because Selena showed him her vagina without promising to marry him first.

  29. Dr Ha-Ha

    They look 13-14 years old in this 1st pic.

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    Maybe Snoopy can cheer him up.

  31. forrest gump

    what are you trying to say?
    ………THE BOY IS MATURE NOW?

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    Kat
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    Fix your fucking FLASH bullshit

  33. Lydia

    how is it that both of these two are actually adults?! gomez still looks like she’s 12-13, and bieber like a 14 year old ghetto girl!

  34. Aud

    When did Selena become a fat mom?

  35. Cardinal Fang

    It would be totally worth it to beat him up and do her against the chain link fence.

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    Dominique
    Commented on this photo:

    May I ask what there wearing?

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    gabriella
    Commented on this photo:

    ugh seriesouly whats with those damn earrings i hate them

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