As the world slowly dissolved around them, Justin whispered into her ear two simple words, “I’m ovulating.”
So, I know I might have said something about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting married, but I was just trying to milk Internet traffic, all the Internet traffic capture how The Teen Choice Awards demographic (Read: Girls ages 10-11.) would react to these photos of him mauling her in every single photo before moving onto Taylor Swift and Tyra Banks because he’s trying to spawn a multi-cultural Maple-baby army to teach the world that real love is holding hands and ice cream, not that icky stuff he did with Selena in Hawaii. All weekend. Because she’s stronger than him.
Photo: Getty
Psst, I’m not wearing any panties.
Justin has no clue what a BJ is. If he keeps it up, her head will pop.
Maple Christ: “Whoa, hey, before I put my arm around you all the way…this isn’t gonna be a song on your next album right? Because I’m pretty happy plowing Selena.”
Is it just me, or do they both look like they’re 11 or 12 years old (especially Bieber)?
Nothing surprises me, any more! Either SELENA has a horse cock or JUSTINA has a snapping pussy or both(wait, now we’re talking about LADY GA GA)…
Their Children will be maple-brown sugar bobble head babies!
Ok, i’m terribly mad now. How old are those kids. Where are this girl’s parents and why do they let her out dressed like this???She is practically naked! It’s horrible horrible and I can only imagine this would be viewed by thousands of pedophiles.
Disgusting! Why do you need to grow up, adult life sucks!!! Even when you are goodlooking. I’d rather be adopted by Angelina &Brad any day and play with fucking Barbie and videogames ALL DAY LONG.
Settle down, Jackass. She’s 19 so, technically, she’s an adult.
you’re a jackass, what 19 is some independent adult? No, it is just a convenient age where people are STILL kids therefore dumb enough to march into a war. These are kids still and that is why she looks like she is playing dress up. It looks absurd and creepy, just a few degrees less creepy than those toddler peagant kids. When you pimp out your kid, make them dress like a whore and then clap like you are proud you get a britney. Then assholes like you slam the kids when they fall apart. And why are none of you fuckers mentioning that this beiber character is NOT male?! Why does everyone pretend they do not see what it so clear? He is a she. for fuck sakes she is wearing blush and makes the selena girl look like a dude by comparison. IT IS NOT A HE, THAT IS A FEMALE! Fine, maybe a bit of a lesiban butch type, not true butch at all, but not regular femme but this is a god damn girl people! Is no one going to acknowledge this? I do not know what this creature does, sing or act or play the flute, but IT IS A GIRL.
Cuntington, I didn’t slam the kids, I slammed their parents. You are so fucking dumb you missed the point.
Tell me again, why did we pick our southern border to build a wall on?
Selena Gomez looks different.
“The strap-on’s in the car”
Got Chocolate Milk?
IT..IS..A..FUCKING…GIRL!
ok, this photo did it. this is a kid. a KID, 19 year ld kid. So if she is 17 it is not ok but if a few months pass and she turns 18 then all of a sudden she has transformed into a mature woman ? wow, amazing how that works. . and this ugly 35 year old dude is rubbing her leg and everyone is siting around like it is perfectly normal. I bet they clapped afterwards. Yes, people in the far East are overly strict but people in the west are fucking retarded and sick, that is why the east is afraid of being infiltrating by western culture. Look! is it so hard to understand the concern? Both sides are sickos. I need to build a spaceship and luanch myself the f out of here.
why does her head look GIANT?
She looks like a toddler with tits.
That Samantha Ronson is one handsy dyke!
Holy shit, I laughed at the whole lesbian joke until I saw that picture. Seriously. Lesbians.
All of these pictures look like 2 teenage girls. She’s going to dump her soon.
Midget lesbians need love, too.
Words can not describe how much I hate this lezbo.
im so sad !hoping the world ends today!
Demi’s more of a man than Justin will ever be!
Uh-oh, better not show this picture of Selena and Samantha Ronson getting cozy to The Biebster.
I bet its so hot when they rub their pussies together
someone has had her cheekbones masterfully sculpted and contoured with blush, and so has Selena…
aww, they got matching lipgloss
Haters gonna hate!
I think they’re cute together. Haters can bite the bullet. :P
This looks so creepy. She looks about 12 and “he” looks like a 9 year old lesbian. Him standing next to Miley Cyrus is more natural. There you get that nice boy-girl balance. I’ll let you figure out who’s the boy in that relationship.
Is it me or does Selena Gomez look like a cougar in a bad bathing suit cover-up next to Justin Beiber? http://bit.ly/qebT49
SELENA is taller &STRONGER than justin- but they still look good together;P
Sweet hover hand bro.
I’d put one in that little lesbian and teach her what a man feels like…I’m talking about the Mexican one, not the butchy looking Jewish one.
Ina my country, we take small lesbian with short hair and throw down a well after spraying with insecticide. VERY NIIIICE! LOL.
justin beiber look guy he is guy i don’t kown why selena gomez like him ewww
its there life and their choice, and as fans we should support them all the way but i don’t think their ready for marriage, even though she 19, he’s still young and have alot to learn. But they should be careful when taking certain photo’s, i think it will give teens and adults an wrong idea about their way of styles.
I Hate you Justin if you marry Selena I’ll never forgive you!!!!! GOSH!
Justin Bieber is Hot, Succesful, talented, giving, caring, sweet, plus way more…that would be why selena is with him…duh so stop hating on him and GTFO
man i am so confused about this? becase it looks like if they’er touching eachother in the middle parts in this picture
stop it, u girls will never get justin,so stop bleming selena gomez
leave selena gomez alone ,nd u guy who make that kak comments,you guys are lesbians
‘i know’ u are a lezbo
selena nd justin are the cuteness couple eva
she is so beauitful
he have amazing eyes
dont talk kak nello
so cute i was going to cry