As the world slowly dissolved around them, Justin whispered into her ear two simple words, “I’m ovulating.”
So, I know I might have said something about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting married, but I was just trying to milk Internet traffic, all the Internet traffic capture how The Teen Choice Awards demographic (Read: Girls ages 10-11.) would react to these photos of him mauling her in every single photo before moving onto Taylor Swift and Tyra Banks because he’s trying to spawn a multi-cultural Maple-baby army to teach the world that real love is holding hands and ice cream, not that icky stuff he did with Selena in Hawaii. All weekend. Because she’s stronger than him.
Photo: Getty
What a GLOOOORIOUS DAY!!!
Oops Shot my load a little quick there. Now I just have blue balls.
Awkward.
It’s so strange because their heads are so large and bodies are so small…
It’s the type of lens being used..
Didn’t know lesbians could marry in that state.
What state do the allow lesbians to get married in?
NY, IA, NH, VT, MA, CT for marriages. Other states for civil unions.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Samesex_marriage_in_USA.svg
jesus kid act like you been there before, not like someone trying to stress how not gay they are..
+1
Dude..He would, but he hasn’t and given the fact that she has publicly dis’d his scrawny ass as marriage material…he probably never will.
lolwat
Selena is so lipstick.
yes, thank you. those are 2 girls, one lipstick and the other slightly butch.
SLIGHTLY. Maybe like a young Sam Ronson. But 2 girls.
Geez., glad someone is seeing it!
that beber chick and her girlfriend are hot! dad-a-chum did-a-chick Right?
Dad-a-chum, dud-a-cheebs, don’t worry boy, she’s got the beebs
Man, her head is big!
no its not
He’s eye-level with the only interesting thing about Tyra Banks, and the only thing he can look at is the camera.
He wouldn’t know what to do with that.
ok thats bc hes a man not freakin pig like the rest of the male population…sicko
His power lies in that enormous digital watch…that and the Canadian claw grip he’s throwing on her. Go grizz,
I think it’s weird that Kate Upton and Selena Gomez are only about a month apart in age but looks like a real women and Selena looks like a 10 year old playing dress up in grown up clothes.
Selena’s Bieber just looks like a lesbian.
Which tells me that Kate will not age well. It’s unfortunate to peak at such a young age. Whereas Selena will probably look fantastic well into her 30′s and beyond.
I bet Selena won’t age well at all. She already looks like she’s bitten into the anorexia fad Hollywood loves to pressure on young starlets.
Kate is exactly what a 19 year old should look like. Natural and healthy.
I look att he first picture of these two and they look like they raided the dress-up closet at the local toy store.
U R SO WRONG SELENA GOMEZ DOES NOT AND IS NOT A LESBIAN!
“I’m ovulating.”
That made my just a little bit better. Thanks Fish!
Oops. *my day
I wonder if she does anal. On him, I mean. Or as I like to call it, “Usher’s Sloppy Seconds”
I told you, I’m not a lesbian! If you keep this up I’m not letting you borrow any more of my jewellery
Livin La Vida Loca, just like Ricky Martin did…
Just stay close to that cooch, Justin. No one will think you’re gay!
An undone clip-on bow tie? I think McFeely’s going to have an aneurysm.
Going by the caption, that must be Justin in his natural state.
please let us pray these kids aren’t the future of america.
The Dow plummeted, our credit’s downgraded, mortgage losses are at an all-time high – better get used to the idea.
This is so wrong.
I can’t believe someone as hot as her would let a creature like him touch her.
Uggh.
They look like a pair of lesbians.
what the hell is your problem..he is not gay nor a girl so stfu!
Holy shit, when did Maple Christ start looking so much more masculine???
So when did Selena start dating contestants from America’s Got Talent? Cuz I’m pretty sure that’s Dani Shay. Tell me I’m wrong…
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-joyFrEZwWqA/TiZLEBdLkFI/AAAAAAAAiAY/cb_wNyDYcj4/s640/Dani+Shay+vs.+Performs+%2527Babylon%2527+vs.+Top+48+America%2527s+Got+Talent+2011+Q2+1.jpg
Well find out in about eight months that Selena has been doing some outlaw biker guy since she turned 18, and the Biebs will come out as gay.
“You remember what Janice did to Ralphie in Sopranos? Ummm, can we try that?”
Why is her head so much bigger than her body? Oh yeah, cause it’s full of hot air.ft
WTF is going on with her look? If bra straps showing is supposed to be your fashion statement, sewing the dress to your bra and then having a halter drape around your neck is about as great as a guy wearing both a belt and suspenders. She looks like a little girl who can’t quite figure out grown-up underwear.
The dress is made like that. She didn’t sew the dress to her bra. It’s by Julien Macdonald from his Spring 2011 RTW collection.
http://www.style.com/fashionshows/powersearch/slideshow?designer=design_house52&event=show2182&trend=trend10&iphoto=9&origIphoto=15
I don’t care if it was made by Oleg Cassini, IT IS STILL TACKY!!
-If I didn’t look at the other pics, i would’ve thought Helen had filled her studio with chicks and Selena was being interviewed.
-This kid is doomed when Selena discover older guys. But, Im pretty sure her Taliban-like entourage is making sure that does not happen.
They look like two midgets (Or two whatever it is PC to call midgets).
Young lipstick lesbians are so cute.
LMAO! He’s too girly looking. It’s so weird!
Good Lord…..Justin’s Head to body ratio is like 20:1……wtf am i the only one seeing this??
No I’ve noticed it. It’s like a fuckin’ Orange on a toothpick.
thank you. /hug
I would like to ravage her with great enthusiam
Psssst… Do you know how to work a clip-on bowtie?
good one +1
Let her breathe you little piss pants.
They look so akward together, and she looks like she’s repulsed by him kissing her in every photo.
haha, yup no question
It’s apparent that Justin is one horny son of a bitch…goddamn. This dude is always groping the girl in public like a perv.
Almost seems like he’s trying too hard….
Pretty as a picture.
Come on up to my place and I’ll make you America’s next top model.
Ugh. Why is the Teen Choice Awards even news? Kids don’t know shit about shit. Fast Five was the best action movie? Ellen Degeneres is the best comedian?
I hope that when I have kids they scoff at and beat up the type of kids who voted for this shit.
Seriously, in that first picture it does look like a lesbian is kissing her!
Hover-hand spotted
She looks ripe for a donation of my genetic blueprint syrup
What the hell kind of lens is this? They look like bobble head dolls.
Ahhh the tween pop it couple. Ten bucks says she fucks one of her backup dancers and they break up, prompting him to pen a bunch of bitter songs about her that go platinum and launch his movie care– oh god, deja vu, I’ve said too much.
Also, why do their heads look gigantic?
Didn’t you know? Celebrities have big heads.
they look like a happy lesbian couple already
damn didn’t know selena gomez was a lesbian!!! thats hot!
…ah, such cure little lesbians
She’s getting tired of him … I hope the WORLD gets tired of him soon too …
well at least selena at prime biological age to have children, raising them might be a different story