‘Now, I Am Become Bieber, Destroyer Of Worlds. And This is Selena, She’s Okay.’
I know things like “society” and “facts” are going to tell me this is a just poorly-shot photo of Justin Bieber with red eye, but tell me there’s not something unsettling about seeing an angry Canadian maple-deity with devil eyes. And Selena Gomez has them, too! Now, again, I know “the man” will try and say this is mere coincidence, but it’s time we stop pretending the Antichrist of the North’s seed doesn’t empower those who bore it. For, I have stared into the eyes of our destruction, and it wants rice and beans. Or possibly nachos, I can’t tell by the bag.