‘Now, I Am Become Bieber, Destroyer Of Worlds. And This is Selena, She’s Okay.’

July 29th, 2011 // 44 Comments

I know things like “society” and “facts” are going to tell me this is a just poorly-shot photo of Justin Bieber with red eye, but tell me there’s not something unsettling about seeing an angry Canadian maple-deity with devil eyes. And Selena Gomez has them, too! Now, again, I know “the man” will try and say this is mere coincidence, but it’s time we stop pretending the Antichrist of the North’s seed doesn’t empower those who bore it. For, I have stared into the eyes of our destruction, and it wants rice and beans. Or possibly nachos, I can’t tell by the bag.

Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Freaky

    Kill it with fire.

    • Jimbo

      I think you need a wooden stake through the heart

    • Randal

      Justin continues to be Canada’s musical sensation, well after Sarah Mclachlan, Celion Dion and Alanis Morissette of course. This rising star has a big future before him and in time, he’ll move on to bigger and better women. Still burning up the charts with those eyes Justin!

      Randal

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    bassackward
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s it… they’ve all turned into the “Children of the Bieber”….and they are coming for your young…

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    bassackward
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey!…Over here!…look into my eyes, and you too will worship the Bieber…

  4. Mimi (pronounced meme)

    Dope pirate earring.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Entourage of the Damned.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Greasy Fast Food of the Damned

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Wave of the Damned

  8. DogBoy

    I’d like to smell his fingers.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Blowjob of the Damned

  10. TomFrank

    Fish, are you sure you didn’t mean to embed this instead?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OkFLdPaoZQ

  11. Vivian

    Justin post? I don’t know Fish, I don’t think tweens is the average fan age here. Come to think of it what is the average fan age here?

  12. The bigger question is, why is he wearing Chris Brown’s necklace?

  13. The Brown Streak

    I knew it! Justin Bieber is a decepticon!

  14. Cardinal Ximenez

    I am Vinz Clotho, Keymaster of Gozer; Are you the Gatekeeper?

  15. Catani

    Wow…..T-Shirt with his girlfriend….Justin must be getting great head lately. Selena has now became his official Jeesuz, Mesiah and Savior.

    • TomFrank

      Or maybe Selena got jealous of Tiffani-Amber Thiessen.

    • cc

      I am imagine since her abortion ‘head-giving’ has become a regular feature. Hopefully, she doesn’t do it with the customary ‘Oh, I am doing you SUCH a favor’ attitude.

      • Catani

        Oh Trust me….She can have any attitude she wants as long as she remembers that….cum cum yum yum. And hey….you know what they say. Deep throat doesn’t get you pregnant. Gotta keep those two things into consideration.

  16. Facebook Me

    And in other news Selena was wearing a Justin Bieber shirt.

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Her shirt actually says “No one lives!”

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    Emilay
    Commented on this photo:

    Looook into my eyes jungle booook.

  19. cc

    I didn’t mind him at first…I wasn’t in his target demographic. However, he’s looks like a real douche now. The two big ear studs, the huge chain(s), the Jeebus tattoo and his general propensity to wander around shirtless.

  20. the one

    I thought only america had freaks.
    ……..BUT CANADA TOO, folks!!

  21. Donald Trump

    I hope Justin remembers to wear a condom. One abortion is ok, but the second pretty much ruins the vag forever. I’m talkin loose lips here.

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    Honkey
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Orlando Bloom in this photo… which now that it’s been said, makes complete sense as to why the Bieber digs it

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    Commented on this photo:

    Bodyguard: “yo justin, that was great man”
    Bieber: “shut up. my cock hurts”

  24. He puts the righteous in righteous indignation.

  25. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Pregnant Red Eyes Devil
    Commented on this photo:

    Bieber: “Put it away, Selena is coming!!”
    Bodyguard: “So was I, goddammit!”

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    pedro
    Commented on this photo:

    I like her bangs.

  27. Colin

    Love the soundtrack.

  28. G

    Oh please Selena did not have an abortion I hate Justin bieber too, but no need to make her look like a slut. I say PR relationship since they are always getting pap but you know by mere coincidence they would NEVER call the papz (hence the sarcasm).

  29. Satan

    He’ll be a tranny in no time.

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    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    tiny head.

  31. Really?

    HAHAHA never laughed so hard listening to that music and looking at Bieber.

  32. Stygian

    No one get The Destroyer reference?

  33. stormwyrm

    That shapeshifter needs a silver bullet. Where are Sam and Dean when you need them?!

  34. me

    I wasn’t convinced just by looking at the picture, just thought he had red-eye from the camera…… but then I played the music. So now the question is, how do we destroy it?

  35. zosogirl79

    It was a Reefer Madness reference!

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    biebtrieb
    Commented on this photo:

    justin: I’m just gonna shove it in your mouth selena: are you sure no one will get suspicious

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