“Go ‘way, yucky bird!” *explodes it with His maple powers*
Let’s cut to the chase: If you’re a young girl wondering how you’ll know when it’s the right time to finally go “all the way” with your boyfriend, it’s this. Definitely this. In fact, in an ideal world, you’d be arrested if you didn’t. Via TMZ:
[Justin's] corralled the entire Staples Center in L.A. for a screening of the movie “Titanic” … just for the two of them.
Sources connected to the Biebs tell us .. Justin hatched the idea after seeing the movie “Mr. Deeds” — where Adam Sandler surprises Winona Ryder with a date at Madison Square Garden.
Here’s how it went down tonight … Justin took Selena to the Demi Lovato concert at neighboring Nokia Theater. He then said, “Come with me” — and took her underground to Staples Center to watch the biggest shipwreck of all time.
Justin Bieber rented out the entire Staples Center just to watch Titanic with Selena Gomez. Jesus Christ. I almost want to say that’s not fair, but I think it makes the fact that us poor, non-maple deities get laid the old-fashioned way all the more impressive. And by old-fashioned way, I of course mean using lies, alcohol and/or years of pretending a relationship is eventually going to result in marriage which I probably shouldn’t have said out loud. GET OUTTA THE HOUSE! SHE KNOWS.
Photo: Fame
You pervs have problems.
“DON’T FUCK THE PIGEON!!!”
I thought they banned that episode of Dastardly & Muttley.
Thought the tag-line was for Selena .. Oh wait.. I see what you didn’t do there *winks*
Young lipstick lesbians are so cute, especially when they don’t have a mess of tats & piercings.
He is not a girl…therefore they r not lesbians and this picture is adorable…and if knew the whole story behind this day….he is the sweetest most thoughtful boyfriend ever and selena gomez is very lucky
If she is pregnant it will be by immaculate conception.
The SPERM BANK sent me a bonus after this info leaked out! A video of GOMEZ, with her quivering legs in stirrups, in labor, would be worth mucho $$$$. I bet BIERBER’S male friends are cracking up, like he fathered the baby…
It’s either my baby or a chimpanzee’s, probably…
I agree that would be $$$$$$$
I would fuck the Bieber right out of her.
I’d watch
“Who’ya textin’?”
It’s nice to know that pop stars with limited shelf lives are frugal with their money.
it’s refreshing to see him piss thru his money. hope he’s broke by the time his voice breaks, we’ll see what caliber partner he’s reduced to then (hint: fat dick up his ass)
if you read the whole article, you will find he didn’t have to pay for the staples center, they gave it to him to use for free.
sorry i was thrown by “Justin Bieber rented out the entire Staples Center”.. ur right tho TMZ said otherwise..
Give me your fucking hand, we are supposed to hold hands in every picture, just like Tom and Katie. There are rules to bearding, you know.
If Biebs is gonna start knocking chicks up, he will have to learn there is a different way than the way Usher showed him.
He shouldn’t get to do Selena… 1) because of that douchey hat; 2) his fucked-up Canadian Frankenstein-shaped head inside the hat.
It’s not just 1 douchey hat. Every friggen cap he wears looks douchey on him. He needs to a) curve the brim a bit and b) get one that fits. Again, he ain’t black and no matter how hard he tries he ain’t gonna be black. That shit looks stupid on white dudes.
lmao as if anyone wants to marry your ass
Are you talking to Fish?? I’d marry him provided he never talks to me about feelings, got me a chef, gave me whatever I wanted and fucked me on command…oh and no peeing on the seat either. God gave u aim, use it!
Damnit when the hell did Dora the Explorer get that hot?
wow…deleting comments now? I could have sworn I left a comment right here but now its missing. I guess that was my mistake.
I am not going to retype it so I will give the highlights….
Disney, cock-gobbler, Tom Cruise, butt-pirate, PR stunt, stock options, reaming of Selena Gomez.
FIND A FEMINIST CUNT, AIM AND FIRE!!!
women are only good for fucking, eh? well then men are only good for taking care of us ;) even trade as long as he can keep it up
I like you Lydia.
these two are a bisexual pedophile’s dream, they can get off to every photo of them legally while still thinking they’re 13
Call the dude what you will, but he’s got some play.
Does that ball sucking twit even understand the definition of ghetto?
1) seriously, he is clearly with a girl so hes not gay so stop freaking hating…its getting annoying
Who knew that spending a day on the beach staging a photo-op could be so tiresome. Only now does she understand the work involved in being a beard.
Selena Gomez : “I should have asked for more money”
The thing that causes a little discomfort is this kid’s handlers has a sharp perception on how to keep the money flowing for him for such a long time, so he probably will never falls in an income $ 1300 per month for income plus child support. No such thing as “poetic justice”.
I don’t think Beibs will be famous forever.
I wonder if a girl like Selena would even think getting the theater is actually that cool? She has to be somewhat warped from her early fame.
So, she’s an adult and he’s a minor. Aren’t there laws against this kind of thing. She should be fornicating with 57 year old guys like me.
i bet she loves anal
A very safe bet….
If we’re talking safe bets, then I’d say one of them loves anal.
This site wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for TMZ…
My God, he has no ass.
How can one woman get another woman pregnant?
They make a call to David Crosby and say they were referred by Melissa Etheridge and her partner, filmmaker Julie Cypher.
On a side note, nice to see two girls having a sleep over with activities like doing their hair and nails and watching tragic romantic movies where they get to chat about what they would each do to please Leo.
Interesting theory
First of all the STAPLES center gave him the entire theater for FREE, because He filled the place to capacity 3 times already.
And?
“First of all” only works when there’s more to say, Gaaaary.
Is she Canadian also? Because I don’t know anyone else who wants to hear Celine Dion’s voice full volume at the Staples Center.
why isn’t picture 10 the one featured on this post? it’s perfect
Both are good looking and I am big fun both of you .
HCG Slender
she is a**hole….
Wow, justin is such a douche. The hat, the pants, and an ear ring? you got it all.
U HATERS NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE! MOVE ON!!!!!!
I LOVE U JUSTIN BIEBER FOREVER&ALWAYS no ending!