“Hey, little girl, want some can- Shut up, Michael’s ghost. We’re doing it my way first. – Sorry about that. Candy?”
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Say ‘Screw It,’ Just Start Driving Around In Van They Have Sex In
May 30th, 2012 // 44 Comments
 |
Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
Does he seriously think he can hide out from the cops in that thing? Side note: She needs a new purse. That one is hideous.
I can’t wait until he flips that fucking thing. LOL !
I knew they would be over.
Isn’t this kid touting himself as something of a badass? Tootling around in the soccer mom minivan isn’t quite going to do the trick.
Soccer mom minivan? This thing is a hotel shuttle.
Still doesn’t exactly scream “Gangsta”, does it?
That’s what she said!
Also I don’t want to date him I only like Selena and him together of they didn’t date i would only like Selena so why don’t you reply when you know what your sorry ass is tainklg about
someone needs to tell him that a backwards flat billed hat and a couple chains around your neck dont make you a bad ass. he tries too hard to be black
dump him Selena.,,He wont even open the door for you smh
Akward sex van. Lots of dry humping and Bieber sort of half fucking between her thigh and asscheek and then dribbling cum after a couple of seconds.
Van sex for Biebs is bouncing his ass up & down on the gear stick, while Selena improvises a teenage male’s voice egging him on.
These are the highest of high photographers and… oh wait I can’t even see who that is driving.
They should get a dog and drive around solving mysteries.
they should wrap that thing around a tree and get pinned between the seat and the dashboard while the cabin fills with that yellow smoke you only see when automotive upholstery burns.
Make sure Selena is out of it before that happens. She may be tainted but I’m sure they make pills for it now.
good call, fletch. watching her cry from the roadside as beiber burns alive heightens that fantasy considerably.
Playing this song while they die:
“Warm Leatherette”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QErPDNcj4
Great Song, Bonkster!
How you gonna look gangsta drivin roun in ya moms minivan son?
Is that the willy wonka logo on the front there?
In their defense, between them they have a LOT of Hollywood leeches and assorted ass-kissers/hangers-on. You’re not going to be able to drive around with 20 people telling you how great you are in a Prius.
This kid is retarded. The whole point of custom Sprinter vans is so you can be driven around in luxury. These things are more awesome than any Rolls Royce or Bentley. Private Jet interiors complete with a bathroom.
If you were actually straight and you had his money and a super hot girlfriend like her, you would actually be in the back of this thing, not riding around in the front.
I am your mother!! get out from the van right now!!!
“She was an American girl,
Raised on promises. . . “
THIS SITE IS BOGUS AND FULL OF CRAP!
“She couldn’t help thinkin’
That there was a little more to life somewhere else,
After all it was a great big world. . .”
Your name is Trevor. LOL.
…and?
“Like the hat? I just got it from the guy who makes them. He used to be best friends with Hillary Duff’s husband, before they got married. He seemed a little bitter about it. Kept saying something about this hat getting me what I need without having to make the biggest mistake of my life.”
This looks like it would have played out like the scene in Austin Powers where he gets stuck in the corner with the luggage cart
You know you suck when the Pope has a cooler ride than you do.
this is an update on the old Howie yawn and put arm around girl
Justine turns a quick right, causing his passengers head to fall into his lap…
You guys are forgetting something… he’s Canadian.
This Bieber Bang Bus is Canada-cool like a denim tuxedo.
I think it’s kind of spooky. That van is like something Buffalo Bill, Hannibal Lecter, or Ted Bundy might have driven.
Hey, wait…you don’t suppose…SELENA, DON’T GET IN THE VAN!
You know, it turns out StevieTV might just be prescient after all! Pretty funny stuff as he’s all of 5’2″ and 115lbs, so unless the pap is Vern Troyer, it never happened, and no matter how this van is outfitted, only a tool would drive it around. Selena Gomez looks like a giant next to him.
That girl isn’t as brave as the guy in front of the tank in Tianmen Square, but close.
this motherfucker has been on a shopping spree.
all these fucking kids supporting this no talent shit
He could do so much better than her.
You think you can just hide in that truck? It looks like when you’re about to turn, It’s gonna fall sometime soon. Be careful Justin!
Selena..u need to buy a new bag..That one is hideous!!..
Sex is for marriage ONLY!!! I hope they relize that. Sorry Selena cant listen to your music anymore. Makes me sick.
jb and sg should fuck hard someday. jb should put his dick up her ass and vigina.
justin bieber was so very bad i dont like their sex