Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Say ‘Screw It,’ Just Start Driving Around In Van They Have Sex In

May 30th, 2012 // 44 Comments

“Hey, little girl, want some can- Shut up, Michael’s ghost. We’re doing it my way first. – Sorry about that. Candy?”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Justin Bieber Customized Van Selena Gomez
    monkeylaugh
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    Does he seriously think he can hide out from the cops in that thing? Side note: She needs a new purse. That one is hideous.

  2. Justin Bieber Customized Van Selena Gomez
    Bonky
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    I can’t wait until he flips that fucking thing. LOL !

  3. Justin Bieber Customized Van Selena Gomez
    fu2uae
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    I knew they would be over.

  4. Isn’t this kid touting himself as something of a badass? Tootling around in the soccer mom minivan isn’t quite going to do the trick.

  5. Justin Bieber Customized Van Selena Gomez
    fu2uae
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    dump him Selena.,,He wont even open the door for you smh

  6. Akward sex van. Lots of dry humping and Bieber sort of half fucking between her thigh and asscheek and then dribbling cum after a couple of seconds.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

      Van sex for Biebs is bouncing his ass up & down on the gear stick, while Selena improvises a teenage male’s voice egging him on.

  7. These are the highest of high photographers and… oh wait I can’t even see who that is driving.

  8. They should get a dog and drive around solving mysteries.

  9. Justin Bieber Customized Van Selena Gomez
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    How you gonna look gangsta drivin roun in ya moms minivan son?

  10. Justin Bieber Customized Van Selena Gomez
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    Is that the willy wonka logo on the front there?

  11. EricLr

    In their defense, between them they have a LOT of Hollywood leeches and assorted ass-kissers/hangers-on. You’re not going to be able to drive around with 20 people telling you how great you are in a Prius.

  12. El Jefe

    This kid is retarded. The whole point of custom Sprinter vans is so you can be driven around in luxury. These things are more awesome than any Rolls Royce or Bentley. Private Jet interiors complete with a bathroom.

    If you were actually straight and you had his money and a super hot girlfriend like her, you would actually be in the back of this thing, not riding around in the front.

  13. Justin Bieber Customized Van Selena Gomez
    something like
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    I am your mother!! get out from the van right now!!!

  14. “She was an American girl,
    Raised on promises. . . “

  15. THIS SITE IS BOGUS AND FULL OF CRAP!

  16. Justin Bieber Customized Van Selena Gomez
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    “Like the hat? I just got it from the guy who makes them. He used to be best friends with Hillary Duff’s husband, before they got married. He seemed a little bitter about it. Kept saying something about this hat getting me what I need without having to make the biggest mistake of my life.”

  17. Justin Bieber Customized Van Selena Gomez
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    This looks like it would have played out like the scene in Austin Powers where he gets stuck in the corner with the luggage cart

  18. You know you suck when the Pope has a cooler ride than you do.

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    bernard
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    this is an update on the old Howie yawn and put arm around girl
    Justine turns a quick right, causing his passengers head to fall into his lap…

  20. You guys are forgetting something… he’s Canadian.

    This Bieber Bang Bus is Canada-cool like a denim tuxedo.

  21. I think it’s kind of spooky. That van is like something Buffalo Bill, Hannibal Lecter, or Ted Bundy might have driven.

    Hey, wait…you don’t suppose…SELENA, DON’T GET IN THE VAN!

  22. GhostofBiebersbangbus

    You know, it turns out StevieTV might just be prescient after all! Pretty funny stuff as he’s all of 5’2″ and 115lbs, so unless the pap is Vern Troyer, it never happened, and no matter how this van is outfitted, only a tool would drive it around. Selena Gomez looks like a giant next to him.

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    cc
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    That girl isn’t as brave as the guy in front of the tank in Tianmen Square, but close.

  24. anonym

    this motherfucker has been on a shopping spree.

    all these fucking kids supporting this no talent shit

  25. Justin Bieber Customized Van Selena Gomez
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    He could do so much better than her.

  26. Cindy

    You think you can just hide in that truck? It looks like when you’re about to turn, It’s gonna fall sometime soon. Be careful Justin!

  27. Cindy

    Selena..u need to buy a new bag..That one is hideous!!..

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    jesussavdme
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    Sex is for marriage ONLY!!! I hope they relize that. Sorry Selena cant listen to your music anymore. Makes me sick.

  29. sabrina

    jb and sg should fuck hard someday. jb should put his dick up her ass and vigina.

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    rose ann
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    justin bieber was so very bad i dont like their sex

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