Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
MAY
Do I seriously need to explain how this one was a top post? Here are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez so blatantly on sex-cation in Hawaii, you can practically hear Selena say, “Stick it in, you little maple bitch,” through clenched teeth in every single shot. How she figured out his weakness is water, I’ll never know, but I bet it involved promises of gummy bears if not a skateboard. “Aw, no way, it has Batman on it and everything. Wait, why I can see your secret cave the Devil lives in? I NEED AN ADULT!”
Posted: 5.27.2011
Original Post: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Had Sex Last Night
Photo: Flynet, Splash News
leave them alone justin is touching her hip and kising her belly they just want to be a normal couple
i was the one for you justin bieber i love you
hi justin
Selena must be a lesbian….she’s making out with a skinny little bitch.
Listen up people. Justin has a very small penis (more like a large clit) but he knows how to hit it. Right now I can’t walk and my my vag looks like it was in a plane crash. As far as this picture, he’s asking me if I want him to buy me a larger set of tits like he did for his mom. Later that day we had a three-way with Bridget Mendler. Wow can that chica eat some taco. Have to go, JB needs his prostate milked. Love you all! Keep watching reruns of Wizards because I get royalties and this bitch needs a new car! Buh bye….
Silver Curtains! Casey found out the complications being ‘the other woman’ in a political candidates life. Interesting! Check it out. thegreaterbooks
what the fuck
Super! :)
What a lovie! does he realyhave to hold her butt? she’s sexy, but if he’s gona hold her butt she should wear something sexyer!
He MUST be hung like an insect because when I was his age, I’d HAVE A BONER RIGHT THEN ! ! ! ! ! !
He SHOULD be boner city, he’s GOT to be gay…………………….
u people r descusting fucker
Fuck that crazy bitch!
So…. Justin is LEZ?!
what the heck he want to get her pregnant or something
people cant stop taking pictures of them its just no fair for them they need to be left alone!!!!!!!!
who ever is taalking those pics shud leave them alone for 1nc
woops said taalking its ment to be taking!???? so silly of me!
your right they should be left alone well they should have been left alone cs did you know they broke up?
yaa i know they should have been left alone but its so sad that they broke up they were such a good couple dont ya think?
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THESE GUYS THEY BROKE UP LIKE A MONTH AGO!!!
ass ass ass beiber just wants her ass!!!!!!!!
ASSS!!!!
ASS ASS ASS BIBER WHY U FUCKING HER ASS!!!!
ugh this is so fucking gross, like walking on your grandparents having sex
Wonder if she knows what to do with such a tiny cock.
I Like u dance, n ur voice so niceeeeee????
if u want 2 know me please find me on facebook, Name: Neves Martin…..Chaoooo….Kiss for u???
is jb penis that small
you guys should just leave them alone they not having sex it fake foto justin bieber and selena gomez are awesome together they just in LOVE ‹3
thank God they broke up
yall better leave them alone they dont care what you say and all those mean and grose commends you can stick them up your asses
what the fuck !is his hands on her pussy gross!!!
I WANNA FUK U BITCH (**_)
YALLIS A CUTECUPAL$$$$
it looks like selena’s shorts are off.
My friend hate justin bieber because justin bieber have sex with selena gomez
lol hahahhahahahahah….
lol !!! justin bieber and selena brake up now :~) so stop saiyng that lolz guys i m goinng nuts for getting them back iive posted tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many utube vids lolz
u r totally right they were sooo cute toether thumbs up fr u
I think I would f u c selena if I had the chance I’m only 11 but I think shes sexy her sweet virgin Pusey against my virgin Dick. Oh my God id r a pe her tie her up and do her untill it gets boring
selena is a lucky girl she gets justins dick inside of her ass