Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
MAY
Do I seriously need to explain how this one was a top post? Here are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez so blatantly on sex-cation in Hawaii, you can practically hear Selena say, “Stick it in, you little maple bitch,” through clenched teeth in every single shot. How she figured out his weakness is water, I’ll never know, but I bet it involved promises of gummy bears if not a skateboard. “Aw, no way, it has Batman on it and everything. Wait, why I can see your secret cave the Devil lives in? I NEED AN ADULT!”
Posted: 5.27.2011
Original Post: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Had Sex Last Night
Photo: Flynet, Splash News
This pic looks like a mom and her teenage son.. She is way more mature than him. She should be with a real man!
nail dat bitch like u own her
This picture turned me into a Bieliber. Anyone who can tap dat deserves respect. Let’s be honest, u wish u were him right about now lol
DEAL WITH IT
i want to look at his nipple and i want to look jb lick his nipple
fuck you justin and sexey bad ass selena gomez fuck you bad assesbains poop a freak
Roses are read
Violets are blue
Redtube is down
but this picture will do!
Hope you realize these are kids. Though hope they arent trying to grow up so quickly, they should see the miserable supposive adults who only know sex, nothing else but sex, sex because thats all their good for. Cant walk near 12 yr olds without hearing them say they want that girl doing a certain something for them, or a girl fighting with some other girl over a low life, these are kids who still attend elementary, middle and high school,no longer is it teen we have to worry about but now children once they enter school, kindergarteners for crite sake, because of the so called adults and older siblings in their lives.
I doubt they had sex Justin is against pre martial sex
I doubt they had sex Justin Is against pre maritial sex
I’d put it in her butt
i what play sex and you piss …
She has beautiful hair,which makes up for the lack of ass. I can’t stand either of their music, but they really do make a cute couple :’)
They are old enough to do whatever the fuck they want so your comments really dont matter to them
Cute
omg his hand is on her private!!!
aww all what can i see is a 2 kids play in the water,,, i bet that his penis about 4 or 5 cm not even enough to fuck a bee,,,poor justin,,, he will get shocked when selena leave him for a better fucker
he looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bony. (ugh)
this actually makes me want to cry
He’s trying so so hard to flex his abs.. lol
my mother had sex at 15
and i have a friend that is 9 and a 13 years old and thay are pregnaet
then i was born when she was 16
stupid fellows, idiot ,non sence,fool
how can justin touch her panties
I would straight fuck Selena until that pussy is spittin up my cum and she’s begging for more
It IS fun to watch the Hollywood teens as they’re on top of the world, and 10 years later, most are on DWTS hoping someone recognizes them. They’d be better off going to college when their stars begin to fade. Same stories, different names.
In the photo where she throws her arms in the air, you know they’re both really hoping a nipple pops out! How proud her parents must be! She’s right up there with the Kardashian whores. Between the two of these teen girls, they’ll be nothing in another two years! Watch the crash and burn!
he should be dead
what I heard is that he is just a horny little teenager who wants some pussy -.- and she is willing to give it to him.
Awwe.. young lesbian love. Seriously girl put a top on!
i wanna fuck her 1000 times a day!
Uma ninfeta gostosa como a Selena Gomez não devia usar um biquini tão grande!
picture #2 : Justin beiber asking selena if they can have sex, which, selena coyly laughs about it
picture #3 has JB petting selena
gawd why am I in this section in the first place.Ret
:O
If grabbing that sweet wetness don’t give you a boner, only another boner will……
So sad was she not a minor at the time this was taken…. you can tell she had no body …. its like looking at your young daughter being molested by a naughty boy… not nice. Have some class.. dont grow up so fast.
i dont understand why its a problem for them to mess around just because they’re famous and everyone knows about it. couples embrace like this all the time, relax people. its fine
awww…Justin Finally got his Beaver
i have gone out with justin bieber like a month or two before he started goin out wit stupoid fuckin selena gomez!!!!!!! so al u peeeps between the ages 7-14 stop dreulling al over him and ur all just jealous of selena!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from ur biggest fan:searadavis,
i am ur biggest fan & i,m friends with ur girlfriend on fb,i just WANTED 2 SAY HI & ILOVE U & ALWAYS WILL NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS OR THINKS ABOUT U, I THINK THE PEOPLE U DON,T LIKE U ARE JUST JEALOUS OF U & ARE HATERS!,I LUV U SOOOO MUCH JB!!!!!!!!
justin bieber has a bad choice . no taste in his mind he is crazy about selena gomez but she only goes after him becouse of his money and fame
She is quite nice justin but who is the guy ?
oee justin bieberr
I hope Selena was gentle with the strap-on, I would hate for Beebs to not be able to shit normally.
at a beach what if a child wasd there
oh my god put on a shirt sleana gomez
what a fucling pervert
look selena mount him! I bet selena thinking do me right now
selena you must take off all your clothe till your tas tous and haboura ybaino
She’s one lucky girl. I would so let him do whatever he wanted to me!!!!!!!!!
See cant possibly be attracted to this bitch boy. But who cares her career has sky rocketed ever since right.