BEST OF 2011: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Do It In The Ocean

December 28th, 2011 // 268 Comments
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.

MAY

Do I seriously need to explain how this one was a top post? Here are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez so blatantly on sex-cation in Hawaii, you can practically hear Selena say, “Stick it in, you little maple bitch,” through clenched teeth in every single shot. How she figured out his weakness is water, I’ll never know, but I bet it involved promises of gummy bears if not a skateboard. “Aw, no way, it has Batman on it and everything. Wait, why I can see your secret cave the Devil lives in? I NEED AN ADULT!”

Posted: 5.27.2011

Original Post: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Had Sex Last Night

Photo: Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Looked for the Boner

    There’s no boner

  2. forrest gump

    she pees in it.
    HE HAS EVEN THE NERVES TO SHIT IN IT, folks!!

  3. EricLr

    I love these heartwarming tales of boy meets girl…girl uses boy to maintain a modicum of pop fame…boy blinded by his penis…boy loses girl the second his fame begins to fade…boy and girl end up on a “Hey, Remember The Teens?” segment on VH1.

  4. Don’t forget the part where this post is 7 months old, but it’s still getting comments (let alone hits) as recently as 1:30 in the morning today.

  5. Soviet Snow

    Why couldn’t these two have known the Texas Muslim Christmas Santa.

  6. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Ol' Scratch and Sniff
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s gonna get her buck naked by the end of this song!

  7. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    FAKE
    Commented on this photo:

    FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE! COULD THIS RELATIONSHIP BE ANY MORE FAKE AND SET UP??? why do people really believe this??????

  8. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Kennedy Rae'
    Commented on this photo:

    y r people hating on selena or justin it’s proppaa pathetic yuu won’t like it if people started hating on you! and it;s clearly obvious tht Bieber is straight seen as he is wivv Selena… unless yaa calling her a guy wich shr clearlyy isn’t …………………. only sayin

  9. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG I am dead!!!!!!!我要死啦!!

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    jackie
    Commented on this photo:

    no he did not he is stilll a virgin dont worry

  11. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Soprano princess
    Commented on this photo:

    I would choke her with that

  12. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    get it now!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    Get it Justin, I hope ur not gay u gained a lot of respect from me

  13. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    get it now!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    If ur gay I’ll take her I would do everything to her

  14. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    get it now!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    He is gay look he dosent have any kind of boner I have a boner every time I see a pic of her

    • searadavis

      if jb didn,t do anything to u then leave him the heck alone,i think jb haters are just jealous of him …please don,tbe a hatah!

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    get it now!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn I would fuk her so hard nd he gay look at his other pics no boner in ny of em

  16. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    get it now!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is she looking

  17. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    get it now!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    He was jus scatchin but no boner defenitly gay

  18. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Ambar Ayerra
    Commented on this photo:

    She is a pretty girl

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    Hidden
    Commented on this photo:

    ok.. This is sad!! Im not saying this cuz i love justin bieber and im jelous. I love them both. I honestly dont think shes usin him but i dont think its appropriate to have little girl fans and show all that in public like that. They will eventually break up so calm down. I really dont like this… One bit but for now as a belieber i may hate this and want them broken up but they WILL eventually so it will be okay

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    Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    I see London
    I see– ahh fuck it

    SELENA GOMEZ NIPPLEEE

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    mimi
    Commented on this photo:

    i bet he’s whispering all the dirty little things he’s gonna do to her that’s why she’s smiling

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    Classified Information
    Commented on this photo:

    Selena is too good of a person to have “it”. I don’t believe in gossip but I sure do know it!

    - Selena was rushed to the hospital
    -Beyonce’ is pregnant
    -Avril lavigne has breakouts
    -Rihanna got kicked out of a country for making a terribly inapprocriate music video

  23. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    hey justin what’s your email something i have to ask you privately.

  24. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    rachael
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s looking at how small her boobs r!!!!!:)

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    prettygirlswag12
    Commented on this photo:

    yes they are definitely havin sex. justin bieber is one horney b*tch

  26. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    prettygirlswag12
    Commented on this photo:

    i think justin is just using her for publicity. dump him girl. you deserve better.

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    bluebell
    Commented on this photo:

    i think that they are very sweet togethar! i mean everyone should leave them alone!! they r in love just get over it!!!!!!!!

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    sherry
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahahaha so funny

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    LOL
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin: crap i forgot the condom
    Selena: O, it doesn’t

  30. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    woteva dat is gomez is justins choice so let dem b…..

  31. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    its a crazy type of bikini

  32. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    i love dis gosh……

  33. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    he is havin fun guys…. enjoyin d little tym he has wif his girlfriend

  34. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    dat can’t b possible i heard dat she is caryin biebers baby

  35. cheez

    Umm isn’t that like against the law cuz age difference cuz she’s an adult

  36. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    sawyer
    Commented on this photo:

    male ako beh na mestoto na biebe vadq pistoleta

  37. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    OVOTR
    Commented on this photo:

    i can really rememberhow many girls i ve fucked by the time i was 17. a lot

  38. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    sofi
    Commented on this photo:

    I love selena gomez

  39. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Iorgus
    Commented on this photo:

    Ddddewee

  40. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Keaton Chicoine (Ke-tin Shee-qwen)
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo, Selena I don’t want to offend you (only because I used to have a HUGE! crush on you but now I got a girlfriend) but I agree with you. You love Justin (even if I think he is a total idiot) and thats all that matters. So don’t listen to these dummies. Okay?

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    Jonny
    Commented on this photo:

    i think they are just two young people that like each other and love each other’s body’s.

  42. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    not tellin' you ma name
    Commented on this photo:

    And another thing, Hey Justa Biever, sorry ‛bout the name (its a habit at my school) anyway your probably just poparazzi saying your him but dude, seriously everybody thinks your all that, so respect it while you still got it, so don’t blow it by saying ‘hey guys stay outta my business will ya?’ and then Selena says ‘he stripped me naked and then sucked on my boobs’ :p thats nasty, and your only what? 16? I don’t really think you like her because of her personality, but because of her looks. And if thats it then I would be dating Ashly Tisdale.

  43. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    not tellin' you ma name
    Commented on this photo:

    Cassidy your right, her middle name is Marie,I don’t know how i new tht? eh, hoo gives damn. you make me sic ta tha stumick you f***ing basterd wanna bees. ›:(

  44. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Nikita ross
    Commented on this photo:

    I thank they are a cute cupple. they are ment for each other the are both nice and sweet and everything i hope they stay togather forever i love you guys. from your fan.

  45. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    viviskulls
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! that BITCH got selena gomez. GROSS!

  46. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    lenny
    Commented on this photo:

    you are all ignorant. the more attention you give to this, the more hype is made of it. who really gives a shit anyway. I was looking for info on a boy whose parents and sister were slain, and this stupid crap popped up. get a life

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    nahhbicthitsme
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf bicth every body cares if we didnt we wouldnt b on this fukin website XD

  48. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    nahhbicthitsme
    Commented on this photo:

    that bicth get the fuck on my nerves

  49. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    Robert
    Commented on this photo:

    selena gomez is 19 years old and justin bieber is 17… as far as i know 17 years old is legal consent to have sex, so this should be no big deal… except that if it was a 19 year old guy and a 17 year old girl it would be statchatory rape… way to be double standard…

  50. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Bikini
    armin
    Commented on this photo:

    i am gay
    i love my phallus went in the anus justin bieber.
    and i like see anus justin bieber.
    pelese sent in my email fuck justin bieber

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