So, remember in the Old Testament when God got all pissed off about people building golden idols and worshiping them? I’m sure this is nothing like that. Via Splash News:
US artist Daniel Edwards has unveiled this nude portrait of pop stars Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez. It depicts the teenagers almost entirely nude, with a Canadian maple leaf and a Texas lone star covering up most of the intimate parts.
The piece, titled “Justin and Selena as One” captures them conjoined at the torso and will be unveiled at later [date] in Dallas.
Years from now, when we’re foraging for food, living in empty shells of hellfire-smashed buildings, speaking a strange gibberish dialect because our old words anger a now even-more vengeful God, prone to striking one dead with lightning at random, remember where you were today because this is where it all went to shit. Right here, this moment. This is civilization’s ground zero.
(Read: I’m pissed I can’t find the full shot.)
UPDATE: So about that full shot, armadillo-geese porn, anyone? God, we’re dead…
Photos: Splash News
is that a goose fucking an armadillo?
This artist is just desperately trying to be the next Warhol.
He picks easy targets, portrays them (badly) in a shocking way and makes up some idiotic explanation for the meaning of his statues.
He keeps people talking about him that way.
That’s what I wanted to say, but you said it much better.
Complete waste of time and material!!!! Except the goose nailin’ the armadillo, of course.
Justin is not that muscular either. He’s a scrawny little bitch.
No, of course this isn’t a creepy sign of the end of civilization.
:: Dies ::
Pedophilia, bestiality, breaking the Second Commandment, human genetic experiments and simple bad taste…. nope nothing wrong here.
Well, at least the “artist” got something right, none of them has a penis
Um…I know that Selena is 18 but Justin is 17 and legally a minor. Also, regardless of that fact, this is just creepy and wrong on so many levels…this should count as a sexual offense in my opinion and this guy should NOT be aloud around kids…
P.S. go check Wikipedia if you don’t want to take my opinion…this guy brings new meaning to the word sicko…
New meaning to the word fame-whore.
Does it say anywhere in the Bible that this is one of the signs of the coming Apocalypse?
Personally I like how Bieber looks like she’s about to shit her pants and Selena looks like the doll from Trilogy of Terror.
She looks like Michael Jackson… and that’s the least creepy thing about this whole mess. I need a shower.
/facepalm
This might be the worse thing I have ever seen in my life.
A goose fucking an armadillo? Really?
I hope they got Selena’s big dark, drooping, mexican inner labia to scale.
looks like the Oscar award guy finally got hair and a girlfriend.
Those crazy Canadians!!! Too much snow, perogies and Newfie Screech!
Shouldn’t this be considered child porn since Justin Beiber is underage and her tits are out on her statue’s depiction?
WTF I didn’t know Selena and Fergie would look so much alike in sculpted form!
I understand the maple leaf, but what the hell is the Aflac duck doing there with them?
Um….no one else realise that this is a computer-rendered ‘model’. And a shoddy one at that.
lil bitch got herself some perky ones
where is the NSFW version that removes the fig leaves?
What? No ass shot? No Bieber Booty? No Gomez Gluteus? Come on!
Not even a real sculpture. Just a computer model using stock human bodies. This artist is a famewhore all of his stuff is like this – now he can’t even be bothered to actually sculpt.
Poor armadillo, as if getting fucked by a goose in not humiliating enough, the goose happens to be Justing Beiber
This statue is all wrong. Bieber is actually shorter than Selena. If you look at the picture with both of them standing side by side on a boat with Bieber looking through binoculars, you see that he is not even an inch taller than her. An artist should depict the two the right way.
Just because Bieber is male doesn’t mean he should get an automatic height upgrade. He’s exactly 5’4 or a bit shorter. Fans want to believe he’s 5’5 and taller but he’s not. However, IMDb lists him at 5’5 and Selena Gomez at 5’6 so it’s still all wrong. And who’d want to make art of two little teenaged naked pop stars anyway, especially an old man…?!
Bieber fanboy/girl much?
say “much” much ?
vaginas for both of them
Selena looks like Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas…
Should look nice in Jabba’s palace…
three-legged sack race from hell.
The artist is a dumb head because jelena is stupid and they should not be togethervi hate both of them SEDDIE FOREVER( sam and Freddie)
I’m with you for all you lamos out there who don’t know what seddie is (Sam and Freddie)( jennette mccurty and nathen kress from I Carly) look at seddie videos on you tube best one is ether et seddie of tell me that you love me seddie peace out SEDDIE
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THis is messed up this is sooo NOT funny