Someone Made a Nude Statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

So, remember in the Old Testament when God got all pissed off about people building golden idols and worshiping them? I’m sure this is nothing like that. Via Splash News:

US artist Daniel Edwards has unveiled this nude portrait of pop stars Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez. It depicts the teenagers almost entirely nude, with a Canadian maple leaf and a Texas lone star covering up most of the intimate parts.
The piece, titled “Justin and Selena as One” captures them conjoined at the torso and will be unveiled at later [date] in Dallas.

Years from now, when we’re foraging for food, living in empty shells of hellfire-smashed buildings, speaking a strange gibberish dialect because our old words anger a now even-more vengeful God, prone to striking one dead with lightning at random, remember where you were today because this is where it all went to shit. Right here, this moment. This is civilization’s ground zero.

(Read: I’m pissed I can’t find the full shot.)

UPDATE: So about that full shot, armadillo-geese porn, anyone? God, we’re dead…

Photos: Splash News