Someone Made a Nude Statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

August 9th, 2011 // 105 Comments

So, remember in the Old Testament when God got all pissed off about people building golden idols and worshiping them? I’m sure this is nothing like that. Via Splash News:

US artist Daniel Edwards has unveiled this nude portrait of pop stars Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez. It depicts the teenagers almost entirely nude, with a Canadian maple leaf and a Texas lone star covering up most of the intimate parts.
The piece, titled “Justin and Selena as One” captures them conjoined at the torso and will be unveiled at later [date] in Dallas.

Years from now, when we’re foraging for food, living in empty shells of hellfire-smashed buildings, speaking a strange gibberish dialect because our old words anger a now even-more vengeful God, prone to striking one dead with lightning at random, remember where you were today because this is where it all went to shit. Right here, this moment. This is civilization’s ground zero.

(Read: I’m pissed I can’t find the full shot.)

UPDATE: So about that full shot, armadillo-geese porn, anyone? God, we’re dead…

Photos: Splash News


  1. Dani

    It’s ok Fish, I can live without the full shot on this one!

  2. Wow. That’s a lot of chocolate.

  3. RJ

    And just like in the old days, Daniel Edwards should be stoned.

  4. Can

    Someone bronze-dipped pedophilia!

    • Well, seeing as how Gomez is over 18, she’s fair game. And seeing as how Bieber is post-puberty the most you can claim is it’s bronze-dipped ephebophilia. Fact is he’s 17, which means he’s also fair game in most of the United States.

  5. Motumbo


  6. Tofu_King

    Now Justin Bieber fans can literally worship him as a bronze idol.

  7. Dan

    “This is civilization’s ground zero.”

    What’s all this Glenn Beck like talk? As long as we have breasts to ogle, we have hope.

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    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    so that goose is really feeding it to the ‘dillo, huh?

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    Ivy League Procrastination
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, I know we’re all focused on the naked teenagers here but is that A GOOSE FUCKING AN ARMADILLO?

  10. Maeby

    is this the same guy who did angelina and britneys weird as statues?

  11. Dan Edwards

    And this jacktard is why I have to use my initials when I make art. Damn you, Daniel Edwards.

    Love, D.S. Edwards

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    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    When did she get tits like that?

  13. Pedobear Thanks You

    This is the creepiest damn thing I’ve ever seen. They could’ve done a bronze statue of a nude Peter Dinklage giving a speech to orphans of Darfur, and I’d still be less creeped out.

  14. Plus, Selena’s boobs are not that big. Terrible rendering.

  15. I’ve been stealing copper wire for THIS?

  16. Ms. B*

    For the love of pete,… WHY

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  18. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Nude Statue
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    Whats with the Goose fucking the Armadillo? this artist is a freakshow.

  19. Rebelminion

    So, in this twisted little exhibition, lets not over look the duck getting jiggy with the armadillo. In this case, would justin be the Duck or the Armadillo?

  20. This Bitch

    Creepy as fuck.

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    AJ Thompson
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that duck giving it to the armadillo? The shit is wrong with this artist?

    • TomFrank

      It’s a Canadian goose mounting a Texas armadillo. ‘Cause Justin’s Canadian and Selena’s from Texas. As for any possibility that he did her from behind…no. Did. Not. Happen.

  22. FAIL!
    Her big, giant head is very poorly represented here.

  23. sitin

    Once he found out that the little tiny thing between his legs does more than Pee, he became a boy toy for as many females that can stand him!

  24. Deacon Jones

    I wonder if this constitues pornography?

    Let’s take it to the Supreme Court.

  25. Tobes of Hades

    At what point does the Angel of Death emerge from the armadillo’s ass and melt some Nazis?

  26. Satan

    Bieber isn’t that muscular, fail.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Extremely classy reproduction.

    Nice touch with a nod towards each home country using leaves.
    And to finish it off, a duck doin’ it Armadillo-style with its mate.

    That just happened.

  28. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Nude Statue
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys… GOOSE = CANADIAN (it’s a canadian goose) and ARMADILLO = TEXAS.

    Bieber is from canada. The hot 12 year old is from texas. Not sure why the artist decided to put that in there, but it’s pretty funny.

  29. BB

    They look more like Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen to me.

  30. Nate

    lol posers forever!

  31. This “artist” has taken a bit of poetic license with Selena’s boobs…but then why wouldn’t you. Heavy Metal magazine is a testimony to that philosophy.

  32. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Nude Statue
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    The sad thing is our tax dollars probably paid for this sh*t!

    • Name

      Get proof or shut the fuck up. Not all shitty, pedophilia art (they’re a few years too young for this to be kosher) is paid for by the government.

  33. Some guy

    You think he wasn’t stoned when he conceived that statue? I say you’re a day late & a bong hit short with that suggestion buddy.

  34. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Nude Statue
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    I kind of want my own statue to put on my mantle, but just of the armadillo and goose boning.

  35. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Nude Statue
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    is justin standing on a phone book? or is it artistic license? I thought he was like 5 feet shorter than selena

  36. Cakeflourz

    Between the fact that that her boobs are twice their real size, and that this statue lacks her boob mole, it’s an utter joke.

  37. fartbucket

    If whoever made this can call themselves an artist I should be able to call myself a literary genius for making this comment.

  38. zomgbie

    so US artist Daniel Edwards found a way to get someone to notice his “art”.

  39. cc

    They lowered the price when they discovered the silver hymen was completely and irrevocably ruined.

  40. Bob

    Open letter to terrorists:

    We won’t fight back this time.


  41. TheSupFan

    that’s just daniel edwards for you though. he’s the one who did the naked angelina jolie statue suckling one baby on each breast. he’s in it for the shock value partially, but i think mostly he’s just a weirdo who’s not afraid to let his freak flag fly.

  42. TheSupFan

    & yeah he def. gave little beibermeister way more manliness than he merits. plus it should have been the armadillo doing the work, mounting a gosling.

  43. eeo

    Que esta pasando aqui! ay!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Just tell me who buys it and for how much, so that I can laugh at them endlessly.
    Also, her tits are not that big.

    • TomFrank

      Also, why does there have to be a Lone Star covering her hoo-ha, yet her tits are out on display? You’d think anyone who would be offended by the depiction of a pubis would be just as offended by the bare breasts.

  45. Beatriz

    he wishes he could have abs like that … the statue has a better body than the real bieber

  46. freaky

    I think it’s a veiled reference to Canada’s superiority to Mexico or something. Note how the goose is in the superior position, the armadillo is receiving buttsecks but is apparently unmoved by it. Maybe that suggests that the goose has a small schlong… See the goose’s wings spread in ecstacy, not unlike Mr. Beiber when he gets the stick-on tatoo he REALLY wants out of the gum machine at Denny’s.

  47. the one

    hahahahaaaahahahahahahaaaaahahahahaha, BUNCH OF AMERICAN IDIOTS!!

  48. What in the holy crawling righteous fuck IS this shit? First we get the abomination of a Winged Victory Diana with tits offering up Princess Slender McSparkleparts to Hair-apparent Prince William, and now this…this…jackhole Jeff Koons-like kitsch abortion that lived?

    I give up, Rome has fallen. Bring in the vandals.

  49. Lola

    Selena has smaller boobs than that!!!

  50. anonymous

    yeah the artist totally f’ed up Selena Gomez. For one she doesn’t look like a toddler in her mom’s clothing and two–boobs are way too big.

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