In the midst of all the bikinis, drunk drivers, merkins and areolae yesterday, I completely missed Justin Bieber staring directly into Selena Gomez‘s cleavage at the Much Music Awards Sunday night and making a face that clearly says, “Golly wilikers, those sure got big!” So, go ahead and add this to the list of signs and wonders that this baby’s due in December where he will usher forth a new era of miracles and fulfilled prophecies until it is revealed on the Last Day that he is the “Man of Sin” sent to deceive us all, for as it is written.
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Hot flash.
I hate when young people dress ridiculously old. Nice suit pant booty shorts, Latina maple womb.
Pic one. Nice face, Selena. Good God, at least you know what she’ll look like when she’s old.
“Selena Gomez’s cleavage”? That’s the funniest line EVER Fish! You have mined comedic GOLD with that one, buddy!
Practicing blowjobface for third trimester
This should bring out both the pedophiles and their specialized cousins, the pederasts.
(looks around)
she’s hot and legal, it’s all good. tbh i’m more excited firefox 5 just officially came out. which btw wasn’t that the name of uma thurman’s scrapped tv show from pulp fiction?
legal doesn’t mean shit. I work with a bunch of FOB southeast asian chicks. They might be thirty years old but they look and act like they are 9. And dudes are all over them. If that’s a legal outlet for your urges go for it, cho-mo.
I stick with women that look like adults.
i thought it was fox force five
What are FOB’s?
And where do you work??? I love asian chicks.
fob – fresh off the boat.
fob=fresh off the boat?
me too on the asians, any of them look like michelle malkin?
mac ur right it’s fox force.
wth’s chomo lol
Doug hutchison got married to a 16 year old girl…hes 51…
Richard McBeef is a woman.
Richard McBeef likes ass and tits, not flat boards and puffy nipples.
Richard McBeef likes 21-35 year olds, not 12-18.
Along with the obligatory cross accessory, is he also wearing a Selena Gomez t-shirt? Isn’t that a bit much?
The cross doesn’t really go well with the “ambiguous gender teen in heat” look going on here. Don’t put bite marks on that girl.
what r u talking about? he is not wearing a selena gomez tshirt he is wearing a saved by the bell tshirt…duh
Could he be more obvious?
silly americans will now say: IS SHE MAYBE PREGNANT OF A DWARF?
Clearly the FOB you were looking for.
Captain, how did you know? I saw that picture and that is exactly what I asked! I’m sure millions others did too.
Is that Kelly Kapowski?? I want that t-shirt. You think he’s ever even seen SBTB? Oh kids these days and their faked couture.
Oh shit, there’s a baby in there…
“Then I have to spread his cheeks this far apart to achieve the proper blumpkin.”
This 16 year old Bieber kid goes on vacation with his 18 year old hottie girlfriend – to HAWAII. WTF are his parents thinking. Seriously, I want to know how this makes sense.
That kid must be spoiled rotten.
I am so glad I don’t have kids – they would all want this same treatment.
HIs parents where hoping this would happen. That would mean he likes girls and isn’t gay.
He’s looking at the mic, dude. Also, Kelly Kapowski?? That baby Jesus is like 4 years old. No way he knows who that is! He probably thinks its “vintage”.
ALSO – As an 80s child, I can see that the 80s fashion is definitely back…
Ok he actually is looking at them in this pic.
I’m looking right between those beautiful legs.
Selensa is growing up nicely. But…Victoria Justice >>>>>
Let’s see…Justin and Selena purportedly did the deed just last month, and now you say the baby (if there is one) is due in December? Unless you’re arguing that the Son of Maple Christ only requires a seven-month gestation period, I think it’s time to brush up on your math skills.
I like how he’s got a picture of himself on his t-shirt.
Who is that picture of on his shirt? I found a photo of him showing the complete image and I cropped and uploaded it up on Google’s image search but it turned out nothing.
its kelly from saved by the bell
justins liking the size of that mic.
and wondering how shes gonna strap it on without straps.
Does he even know who Kelly Kapowski is? Damn poser. I see your wandering eye. Still doesn’t prove your straight!! Don’t go knocking her up cuz you just figured out how to use it and what it was for.
Justin Beiber looks like a lesbian woman.
Guess he isnt a homosexual .
if he knocked her up last month, that puts the baby in february 2012.
beiber baby = 2012 = end of the world .. coincidence, i think not
Either she has a ton of spider veins on her thighs or her stockings need a-changin’.
I see he planned ahead and brought his pink ‘jerking cloth’.
Clearly Fish has misinterpeted Beiberbutts look…What it really says is, “So that is what she hides in her shirt!” Thereby removing all doubt that: A: He has ever been privileged to see her topless or naked, and B:While she could easily be pregnant, it isn’t with Beiberspawn since he clearly has no clue what to do with a hot little latina, but loves him some choclate boy booty!
lol…. well then you should look at.
Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
First pic —-> she looks like she’s got a hairy chest
He’s just creepy now.
And what’s with the T? Was he even born when Saved by the Bell was on TV?
I hate him but he is a lucky bastard.
She is smoking hot.
I think he’s just looking at her shoes thinking, “OMG, the new Monolo’s!”
Oi Biebiezwiebie! eyes up front
Wow. She is looking REALLY skinny. She’s starting to look like a bobble head.
Oi biebiezwiebie! Eyes up front! not down her cleav… ow where is it gone to
am i the only one who thinks the biebs looks increasingly like a lesbian???
You’re a little late to the game. We here at Fish’s site have known all along she was a lesbian.
you and justin are so cute together ……and thoes haters out there , all you have to do is flip em’ off
He was born a year after Saved by the Bell ended. Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s only confused Kelly Kapowski for Selena. You know how much those Mexicans love the glittery, ’80s mall photo booth photos.
No, ’80s T-shirts are in now. Cock Dr is gonna buy a car from the T-shirts she’s been storing in her basement for 20 years.
She’s not 18. She’s maybe 15 tops.
I also hope the baby comes out like the Jersey Devil!
Wearing his tour t-shirt on stage, now that is great advertising.
Selena’s 18. She’ll be 19 next month. Justin’s 17. They both have baby faces. And he could easily have seen episodes of Saved By the Bell considering repeats of the show are still being played EVERY weekday on the TV channel TBS.
You care way to fucking much.
You’re just mad someone told you off.
it should be illegal for her to wear that outfit…you need more tits and ass honey plus that makeup is damn tacky. personally you look 13 so gross!
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Points for Bieber rockin’ the Kelly Kapowski shirt. Then again, these two chicks look like they wear the same size so it’s probably Selena’s.
Justin Beiber: Yowza!
Selena Quagmire: Giggity giggity! Aw right!
what is wrong with her legs. it looks like it’s discolored or something and in every picture. wonder why…
DIE DIE DIEEEE
It’s just the lighting