In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS Keith Urban in the background, saying it all with his eyes. And a black guy.
I honestly debated whether to post Justin Bieber kissing Selena Gomez at The 2011 Billboard Music Awards because I don’t know how this doesn’t end with 13-year-old girls suicide-bombing Disneyland while screaming, “Stop stealing my boyfriend!” Granted, some of you might not find that funny because you have daughters, but seriously, has she been in the garage lately? Because you might want to check. “What the- Alright, who’s been using fertilizer and glitter on my workbench again? *looks at photo of Selena Gomez* And we don’t say, ‘fatwa’ in this house!”
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“I’ll let you sniff it for $10″
omg..such a sexy grab….))
so wrong.. a child should not have sex!
how in anyway is this picture saying that they r having seriously?
I hate myself for saying this, but they are a hot/cute couple.
I hate you too now
plese call the ‘Aspen Times’ for some BREAKING NEWS!!
poor bieber. what’s he going to do when puberty strikes and he realises god made him gay??
well , he’s not a child … he’s 17 years old. She’s 19. They’re not childrens anymore !
So when is Selena going to get charged with having sex with a minor?
If he is going to “pray away the gay,” kissing Selena is a good start. The gold lamé jacket, however, sets him back in the closet–with the 1980s, Joe Jonas and skinny ties.
The Bieb looks like a gay lounge singer.
Selena is definitely the prettier of the two girls.
Win!
Okay, just calm down, Justin. Before you get too excited, just know that you’re still technically a virgin.
so Selena is a lesbian. where is the story?
Selena really brought the slut out last night. Approve.
She & the shoes are fine looking.
Hovasexual
mole for target practice
And this is our babysitter.
Seriously, when Taylor Swift is the grown up in the photo, something has gone seriously awry
and then they went home to have gross Disney sex.
How does that bastard get a girl like that? God damn she’s hot.
HES JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER…he can get whoever he wants…admit it ur jealous
if he was a camel he couldnt get sand
kiki she’s not 19 yet.
She needs to tone up the hips to make that dress look the way it should
A gold lamé suit? Really? Guess we all know who wears the strap-on in that relationship.
17 is still a child.
Something about this girl never did it for me, something in her face. I think it’s because she looks so much like Taylor Lautner, most notably the godawful nose.
Bet she would grow a better mustache than him.
If Justin thought kissing a girl would quell the gay rumors, the “kiss like you give fat grandma who smells like cigarettes and pee” probably wasn’t the way to do it.
You call that a kiss? That was more of a “lip-mash”….Justin: “If I mash my lips against Sel’s maybe people will actually believe I’m straight, even though I am wearing this gayer than gay gold lame!”
mash would imply more pressure than that. It looks like they are trying to qualify for the guinness world record for “least technically qualifying contractually obligated kiss”.
theyre like little grown ups that look like little girls
That kiss was somehow more awkward than the Lisa Marie Presley -Michael Jackson liplock at the ’94 VMA’s.
Awkward boner
taylor swift is looking gaunt.. the disney transformation has begun
Justin’s fantasy threesome.
damn burnt hahaha
Thats site Jay-Z, teach him how 2 bang 18year old girls (Beyonce)…
Can Justin come out of the closet, please? If I wore what he had, I’d be asking for so much butt play.
Freddie Mercury started out with a female partner (Mary Austin) as well. This proves (…best Sergeant Shultz voice…) NUTTING!!
I kissed a girl and I liked it!
Can I get implants now?
And marry a douchebag?
anyone else notice that they have like the exact same nose and similar eyes and lips? they look creepy alike when she doesn’t have makeup on
Am I the only person jealous of the Biebs?
Selena’s saying, “Gosh, get this douchebag fruitcake off of me before I puke in his mouth. I can’t believe he offered me 1 million dollars to make those gay rumours go away and even more so, I can’t believe I took the money. I know, I’ll think of someone else, someone hotter and someone I belong with more than this queer. Mmm… Taylor Lautner…. Oh, yeah… makes it way better…”
that dress just says slut.
y bc it covers every body part that needs covered…just bc he sides r cut out doesnt mean anything
haha he has A bandaide on what a wimp
u r so mean he always has that bummy
beaver looks like that one person nyou see everywhere buts always in the very back
thats an award for hittin puberty
they look happy, i wish my bf Ameer would do that
i love them sooo much..
their in love. go selena nd justin
That is my fantasy 3some minus Justin now u gotta prove to me u can get ‘em Justin I’ll nd post that porn
Look how hot Selena look in dat pic
Damn
i think justin bieber and selena r a cute couple but i am a bigger fan of justin bieber ;)
omg i love her dress she is so pretty
this pic looks so awsome
his fingers are ridiculously small