ZOMFG! JUSTIN KISSED SELENA!!!!1

May 23rd, 2011 // 67 Comments

In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS Keith Urban in the background, saying it all with his eyes. And a black guy.

I honestly debated whether to post Justin Bieber kissing Selena Gomez at The 2011 Billboard Music Awards because I don’t know how this doesn’t end with 13-year-old girls suicide-bombing Disneyland while screaming, “Stop stealing my boyfriend!” Granted, some of you might not find that funny because you have daughters, but seriously, has she been in the garage lately? Because you might want to check. “What the- Alright, who’s been using fertilizer and glitter on my workbench again? *looks at photo of Selena Gomez* And we don’t say, ‘fatwa’ in this house!”

Photos: Getty, WENN

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    TurboZinger
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    “I’ll let you sniff it for $10″

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    Anna
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    omg..such a sexy grab….))
    so wrong.. a child should not have sex!

  3. suck it

    I hate myself for saying this, but they are a hot/cute couple.

  4. the captain

    plese call the ‘Aspen Times’ for some BREAKING NEWS!!

  5. hamtaro

    poor bieber. what’s he going to do when puberty strikes and he realises god made him gay??

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    kiki
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    well , he’s not a child … he’s 17 years old. She’s 19. They’re not childrens anymore !

  7. Jill_Ess

    So when is Selena going to get charged with having sex with a minor?

  8. KWDragon

    If he is going to “pray away the gay,” kissing Selena is a good start. The gold lamé jacket, however, sets him back in the closet–with the 1980s, Joe Jonas and skinny ties.

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    Lucifer
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    The Bieb looks like a gay lounge singer.

  10. DKNY

    Selena is definitely the prettier of the two girls.

  11. Greg Suarez

    Okay, just calm down, Justin. Before you get too excited, just know that you’re still technically a virgin.

  12. whiskeyafternoon

    so Selena is a lesbian. where is the story?

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    SoYeah
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    Selena really brought the slut out last night. Approve.

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    Cock Dr
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    She & the shoes are fine looking.

  15. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Kiss Billboard Awards
    Say it aint so
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    Hovasexual

  16. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Kiss Billboard Awards
    so sick of it
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    mole for target practice

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    bethy
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    And this is our babysitter.

  18. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Kiss Billboard Awards
    Dank
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    and then they went home to have gross Disney sex.

    How does that bastard get a girl like that? God damn she’s hot.

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    Dank
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    kiki she’s not 19 yet.

  20. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Kiss Billboard Awards
    Dank
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    She needs to tone up the hips to make that dress look the way it should

  21. Jeremy Feist

    A gold lamé suit? Really? Guess we all know who wears the strap-on in that relationship.

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    yeaa
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    17 is still a child.

  23. Anon

    Something about this girl never did it for me, something in her face. I think it’s because she looks so much like Taylor Lautner, most notably the godawful nose.

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    Crabby Old Guy
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    Bet she would grow a better mustache than him.

  25. If Justin thought kissing a girl would quell the gay rumors, the “kiss like you give fat grandma who smells like cigarettes and pee” probably wasn’t the way to do it.

  26. The Critical Crassness

    You call that a kiss? That was more of a “lip-mash”….Justin: “If I mash my lips against Sel’s maybe people will actually believe I’m straight, even though I am wearing this gayer than gay gold lame!”

    • mash would imply more pressure than that. It looks like they are trying to qualify for the guinness world record for “least technically qualifying contractually obligated kiss”.

  27. adolf hitler

    theyre like little grown ups that look like little girls

  28. Senor Trout

    That kiss was somehow more awkward than the Lisa Marie Presley -Michael Jackson liplock at the ’94 VMA’s.

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    Richard McBeef
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    Awkward boner

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    crys
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    taylor swift is looking gaunt.. the disney transformation has begun

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    tlmck
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    Justin’s fantasy threesome.

  32. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Kiss Billboard Awards
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    Thats site Jay-Z, teach him how 2 bang 18year old girls (Beyonce)…

  33. Michael

    Can Justin come out of the closet, please? If I wore what he had, I’d be asking for so much butt play.

  34. Freddie Mercury started out with a female partner (Mary Austin) as well. This proves (…best Sergeant Shultz voice…) NUTTING!!

  35. MisterSuccint

    I kissed a girl and I liked it!
    Can I get implants now?
    And marry a douchebag?

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    tasha
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    anyone else notice that they have like the exact same nose and similar eyes and lips? they look creepy alike when she doesn’t have makeup on

  37. Charles Folk

    Am I the only person jealous of the Biebs?

  38. Julia

    Selena’s saying, “Gosh, get this douchebag fruitcake off of me before I puke in his mouth. I can’t believe he offered me 1 million dollars to make those gay rumours go away and even more so, I can’t believe I took the money. I know, I’ll think of someone else, someone hotter and someone I belong with more than this queer. Mmm… Taylor Lautner…. Oh, yeah… makes it way better…”

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    tioshfl
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    that dress just says slut.

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    bridget nigzz
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    haha he has A bandaide on what a wimp

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    bridget nigzz
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    beaver looks like that one person nyou see everywhere buts always in the very back

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    bridget nigzz
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    thats an award for hittin puberty

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    jodi carelse
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    they look happy, i wish my bf Ameer would do that

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    shinelle
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    i love them sooo much..
    their in love. go selena nd justin

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    get it now!!!
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    That is my fantasy 3some minus Justin now u gotta prove to me u can get ‘em Justin I’ll nd post that porn

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    get it now!!!
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    Damn

  47. samantha

    i think justin bieber and selena r a cute couple but i am a bigger fan of justin bieber ;)

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    omg i love her dress she is so pretty

  49. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Kiss Billboard Awards
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    this pic looks so awsome

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    smd
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    his fingers are ridiculously small

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